Three legged chicken!

[escamosa]

A guy was driving down a country road, and when looking out his window he notices a chicken running along beside the car. He rubs his eyes and looks again, before the chicken passes the car, runs off and turns down a little lane way. The guy shakes his head, checks the speedo, and rubs his eyes again. "60 miles an hour.... I could of sworn that that chicken had three legs too!" He decides to investigate.

He turns down the little lane way that the chicken followed and ended up in a farm yard. He pulls the car up, and he's met by a farmer.

"You didn't happen to see a chicken run passed here, did you?" the driver asks.

"As a matter of fact I did!" the farmer replies.

"Umm, you didn't happen to notice if it had three legs did you?" the driver asks, feeling kind of stupid.

"It sure did. It's one of mine. I breed them like that!" the farmer replies, looking proud of himself.

The driver shakes his head and has a bit of a chuckle to himself. "Why would you breed three legged chickens?"

The farmer starts to explain. "Well, the missus likes the drumsticks, I like the drumsticks, and now that Junior has grown up, he likes the drumsticks. I got sick of all the fighting about who was gonna get the two drumsticks!"

The driver was amazed. "That's pretty amazing, and what a great idea!... So what do they taste like?" he asked.

The farmer scratches his head and shrugs. "I have no clue. I haven't been able to catch one yet!"

[homemadepopcorn]

Haha, very good Mr. Lau.

[Rue]