Three legged chicken!
A guy was driving down a country road, and when looking out his window he notices a chicken running along beside the car. He rubs his eyes and looks again, before the chicken passes the car, runs off and turns down a little lane way. The guy shakes his head, checks the speedo, and rubs his eyes again. "60 miles an hour.... I could of sworn that that chicken had three legs too!" He decides to investigate.
He turns down the little lane way that the chicken followed and ended up in a farm yard. He pulls the car up, and he's met by a farmer.
"You didn't happen to see a chicken run passed here, did you?" the driver asks.
"As a matter of fact I did!" the farmer replies.
"Umm, you didn't happen to notice if it had three legs did you?" the driver asks, feeling kind of stupid.
"It sure did. It's one of mine. I breed them like that!" the farmer replies, looking proud of himself.
The driver shakes his head and has a bit of a chuckle to himself. "Why would you breed three legged chickens?"
The farmer starts to explain. "Well, the missus likes the drumsticks, I like the drumsticks, and now that Junior has grown up, he likes the drumsticks. I got sick of all the fighting about who was gonna get the two drumsticks!"
The driver was amazed. "That's pretty amazing, and what a great idea!... So what do they taste like?" he asked.
The farmer scratches his head and shrugs. "I have no clue. I haven't been able to catch one yet!"
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark