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  1. #21


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    I'm a mechanic and I'm pretty clumsy. I cut myself or hit my head at least a few times a day.

    The worse time was a few months ago. I was cutting an exhaust pipe on a box truck with a saws-all and when I cut all the way through the pipe fell and the sharp edge hit between my thumb and pointer finger. Surprisingly it didn't hurt or bleed but it made a 3 inch gash maybe a 1/4 inch deep. Probably should have got stitches but I just wrapped it up tight with a gauze and tape and kept it clean and it was healed up in a week. It left a good scare though and I'm still shocked it never hurt or bled a drop.

    I also get those moments a few times a week when I think to myself "I know this will hurt if it slips" and it usually slips and hurts, lol

    29 gallon-planted community

    20 long frag tank
    75 gal-planted goldfish

    75 gallon mixed reef with 20 gallon sump

  2. #22

    Join Date
    Jan 2007

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    thanks for the rep! - EowynShieldmaiden Otis thanks you for the rep - Cliff This one will have a longer life span, sorry to hear about your fish - Cliff For being a smarty pants and figuring out my riddle so fast! :) - escamosa The last one of these Ill ever give! Enjoy the AC bucks Rue! - smaug 
    Yes, there is still a place in today's world for the  Darwin Awarads - Cliff Thanks for the Rep!!! :) - C-Dub Merry Christmas - Cliff Merry Christmas Rue - jeffs99dime Holiday Ham has come today from the eve until Boxing Day! - Trillianne 
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    Merry Christmas - gadget228 What is a good Holiday Ham to do, but bring some cheer to my good friend Rue! - Trillianne Just Because - Surfdog Cheers - Cliff Merry Christmas! - Plecos 
    Aphasia - Asthma/Allergies - Brain Cancer - Brain Tumors - Diabetes - Mental Illness - Rue Eating Disorders - Esophageal Cancer - Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease - Irritable Bowel Syndrome - Pulmonary Hypertension - Rue 


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    You need to invest in full body armour! Or at least a helmet and steel-mesh fingerless gloves...

    (you'll just have to take the relative finger tips off the gloves yourself - if you need them to access your car-stuff)...

    Quote Originally Posted by escamosa
    OWW! Why is it, when someone tells me a story about hurting themselves, I go OWW and hold whatever part of my body it is that they're talking about?
    It's like wanting to scratch everytime someone talks about lice...

    Last edited by Rue; 05-02-2012 at 04:53 PM.
    55 g Goldfish Tank - 5 Fancies, 2 Dojos
    25 g Tropical Tank - Celestial Pearl Danio/Mixed

  3. #23


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rue
    It's like wanting to scratch everytime someone talks about lice...
    That's right! I think it's funny when a group of people talk about lice, and everyone wants to scratch. Then one person finally gives up and scratches, and everyone else is like, Oh thank goodness for that, I can scratch now!
    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark

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    At work they are afraid to let me use the knife because im so clumsy. However, ive never broken any bones (of my own) and never had to get stitches (on myself) or even cut (myself) with a knife. Cant say the same for everyone around me though... Please dont ask my friends about their scars! Lol.

    I am clumsy though. Ive fallen down a cliff (unscathed, im awesome), im always walking into walls and things at work, i think ive managed to cut myself on everything BUT a knife, including my most recent accomplishment - cutting my hand on ice cubes! Ive flipped a scooter over a parked car and landed myself in the trunk (ah, memories... that was a good one), fallen up a flight of stairs (yes, i mean up, not down)... I could go on forever.

    And the latest thing ive done at work is i was trying to get down a tray to put taco shells in and im short, so i was reaching up stretching so high trying to get it down. Reached it, but it snagged on something else on the shelf. Paused for thinking. Hmm, go get help and be made fun of for being short, or yank the pan...? So i yank the pan, and whatdya know! It was snagged on the bottom pan of the pile of other dishes right next to it! And that pan was snagged on pile next to that! You can probably guess the outcome. X_X
    10gal Betta Tank - Skye the crowntail and Squiggles the deformed albino cory
    10gal Tank- Glofish
    75gal- Everything

  5. Default I feel ya

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    Yup, I am pretty clumsy as well. My legs are constantly covered in bruises from running into stuff. My number one saying when I do something clumsy is "man my propriocepters are off" No one ever gets it though... lol. I run into corners in my hall and bedroom from time to time. Never broken a bone though. I constantly accidently hurt people or run into them. I have no clue how I have never broken a toe, as I stub them almost every day. I hit my funny bone all the time, and so many other things. I once cut the tip off my thumb but there was nothing to stitch up so they had to cauterize it (most painful thing EVER not initially but as it was healing cause there are so many nerves in a fingertip) Every time I roast poultry I burn myself really bad (like leaves a scar) on the pan. Cant wear high heels anymore cause I always fall and roll my ankle. I spill pretty much everything. Every day I somehow kick my cat's water dish so water goes all over the place (as well as the cat food bowl) So ya I feel ya on the clumsy front. Its annoying but after so long I just expect the pain and embarrasment.

  6. #26

    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Sydney, Cape Breton Island, Canada

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    am sure I deserve a few of these... lol - Cyberra Thanks for sharing your X-stitch fish pillow project! - Aminax for being prone to computer problems - Cyberra happy birthday to me... August 29th - Cyberra earned ANOTHER one... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh - Cyberra 
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    You need a popsicle after wheelbarrow races! haha - escamosa Where there's plows, there's piggies! :) - escamosa You need some grapes, 'cause they were mentioned in the riddle! haha - escamosa to congratulate you on 2 years! - andreahp Here's one Christmas present! - Rue 
    I'm sorry I couldn't ship you one!! Forgive me! - bethyMT ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾̃̾)۶ - korith this might help numb your lips lol - Gogi For being awesome and bringing me here. :) - Flyby Stardancer We need to get you up so you have as many bettas as you do in RL. ;) - Flyby Stardancer 


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    Quote Originally Posted by escamosa
    Well, as I was pulling on this spanner, I thought to myself, 'This could really hurt if this slips, Chris. I'm gonna hit myself in the forehead.' It wouldn't of been 15 seconds later, the spanner slips off the assembly and I've split both lips open with it.
    You jinxed yourself XD It never fails... As soon as that thought pops into your head, you're in trouble

    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act

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    I am not clumsy but my brother is... the funniest thing happened when we were kids, he was just standing there watching us (me and my friends) play basketball, and the next thing we noticed is he's on the ground with a wound on his knee... don't know what happened really...

    mandoline slicer never fails to cut a part of your finger, i tell ya! I have a friend who managed to cut himself on a mandoline... not just once, but twice on the same thing he's cutting!
    Last edited by pjaldave; 05-03-2012 at 04:21 AM.
    Da name's Paul. Not Dave. ROFL

    Learn to give and take. That's how things should always work.

  8. #28


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberra
    You jinxed yourself XD It never fails... As soon as that thought pops into your head, you're in trouble
    I think you're right! I don't know how many times I've thought about what might happen if I did something, and sure enough, crash, bang, boom, cuts and broken bones,
    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark

  9. #29

    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Second left after the Haggis Farm

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    Thanks for the rep/compliments! - mojosodope Thanks for the rep the other day, cheers - Cliff ...they go with snow, right? - ~firefly~ Thanks for the rep the other day - Cliff Merry Christmas! - ~firefly~ 
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    One of my finer clumsy moments was in the gym onetime, had been doing bench presses with the bar, had 30kg on either side of it. After the workout I though 'remember, be considerate and remove all the weights for the next person' so whilst in a complete daydream listening to my ipod I proceeded to remove the weights, all on oneside at one time . . . .bar looked now like this


    and ofcourse, having 30kg on oneside and zero now on the other the bar became a see saw, swung up and cracked me on the underside of my chin . . . ouch
    My therapist says I need a bigger tank . . . . .

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