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09-15-2011, 03:58 PM #1
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Looking for love?
After 33 years of living alone, I thought I would post my personal ad here.
I am 68 years old, 5'2" and 121' pounds of rompin'-stompin' romance.
I only cough and hack up phelm for about 3 hours each morning but after that, I'm in good shape other than my normal hobbling from room to room.
Other than my eyebrows growing together, hair growing out my nose and a few thousand "age spots" I am still a hottie. I got a new permanent yesterday and can't get a comb threw my hair but perhaps by next month I might be able to comb my hair. The tape I put on my glasses to hold them together 1 1/2 years ago is holding up well and I always wear my teeth.
Altho I have toenail fungus, I am still able to dance a bit but be very careful to not step on my right foot as I have an ingrown nail there. Sometimes I can follow by hoping on my left foot.
My favorite TV shows is Lawrence Welk, Ed The Talking Horse and Lassie. I am a non-drinker but smoke as fast as I can.
You must have a lot of clothes because I don't do laundry until it's stacked 8' high. I also don't run the carpet sweeper or dust anything except my TV screen and computer. I do keep my kitchen and bathroom clean (kinda) and will cook when forced to just before starvation kicks in.
My car is 16 years old and I have $58 in my check book so you can see I have much to offer.
If anyone is interested in a "real find" my picture is posted below. I expect you not to fight over me and to try to contain yourself. This could be a real committment for life but at my age, that may only be a week.
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09-15-2011, 04:24 PM #2
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Sending my contact info in a PM ;)
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09-15-2011, 04:26 PM #3
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Hey Aeon, I saw the ad first
If you take your time to do the research FIRST, you can successfully set-up and keep ANY type of aquarium with ease.
"Not using a quarantine tank is like playing Russian roulette. Nobody wins the game, some people just get to play longer than others." - Anthony Calfo
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09-15-2011, 04:28 PM #4
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Maybe so my friend... but you snooze you lose =D
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09-15-2011, 04:31 PM #5
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gulper shark
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If you take your time to do the research FIRST, you can successfully set-up and keep ANY type of aquarium with ease.
"Not using a quarantine tank is like playing Russian roulette. Nobody wins the game, some people just get to play longer than others." - Anthony Calfo
Fishless Cycle Cycling with Fish Marine Aquarium Info [URL="http://saltwater.aquaticcommunity.com/"]
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09-15-2011, 04:35 PM #6
Booo! Humbug!
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That's an awesome idea Hobbs, and I'm sure with all that you have going for you will have many come knocking on your door. But before you start to date any of them, I would like you to consider my uncle. Honestly I don't know why someone hasn't snatched him up already, he is umm... really a sweet guy, yeah. Has a nice face.
If you are interested let me know, I will pm you his phone number. I would just post it here, but I don't want some other woman snatching him up before you get a chance.
If it's called tourist season why can't I shoot them?
Brutal honesty will be shown on this screen.
I think my fish is adjusting well to the four gallon, He's laying on his side attempting to go to sleep on the bottom of the gravel.
Tolerance is a great thing to have, so is the ability to shut up.
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09-15-2011, 04:37 PM #7
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Whats this? Another suitor?
So be it!!
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"There is no right way to do the wrong thing." - KingFisher "Only bad things happen fast in this hobby" - Cliff
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09-15-2011, 04:37 PM #8
That Guy With the Marbles
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whelp, now my lunch is ruined. Thanks Mommy!
300 gallon mega tank: build in progress
75 gallon community tank: tetras, danios, corys, platies, otos, pearl gouramis, bristlenose pleco, assassin snails, red cherry shrimp, bamboo shrimp
70 gallon growout tank: clown loaches, sailfin pleco
60 gallon goldfish tank: fancy goldfish
29 gallon frog tank / 10 gallon tadpole tank: 1 leopard frog, 1 tadpole
10 gallon and 5.5 gallon betta tanks: 1 male betta each, sometimes snails
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09-15-2011, 04:38 PM #9
Booo! Humbug!
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No duel for you Aeon until you clear your pm's from your mailbox so some of us can send you pm's!
If it's called tourist season why can't I shoot them?
Brutal honesty will be shown on this screen.
I think my fish is adjusting well to the four gallon, He's laying on his side attempting to go to sleep on the bottom of the gravel.
Tolerance is a great thing to have, so is the ability to shut up.
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09-15-2011, 04:39 PM #10
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Whale
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Oh my gosh, just what I've been waiting on. Those little tuffs of hair on his shoulders would have to be plucked, but other than that he's just perfect.
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