Ammonia Testing Troubles (PG13)

[Artificial]

I was testing my reef tank. I managed to drop and spill the open test tube I was testing for ammonia in, down my pants and on to my junk. I picked up the bottles of the chemicals that got on me and read them. Bottle 1) Harmful if swallowed. Bottle 2) CORROSIVE May cause severe burning of the skin. I made a mad dash for the shower. Luckily, I was able to come out with privates intact. It stung badly, but thankfully the only damage was one side being more red and irritated than the other.

[Cassandra]

I cant believe Im the first to respond to this!!

Sorry.

[Artificial]

I think you're the only one brave enough. I commend you for your bravery.

[Cassandra]

You sir, are the brave one, for posting this information in the first place.

[Cassandra]

Yep. I'm still laughing.

[Artificial]

Don't starve yourself of oxygen.

This incident didn't cause as much pain as putting icy hot down there 2 years ago.

[Cassandra]

They just keep on coming dont they?

I dont know if I really want an answer to this but Im gonna go ahead and ask it anyhow...

Why did you put icy/hot there?

These laughing orange faces sure are coming in extra handy right now lol

[Artificial]

I have many interesting stories about me.

I'm glad you asked. I mainly did it because of peer pressure and for the entertainment of others. Throughout my whole session of agony most of the class was laughing. That was a fun class that year.

[Cassandra]

of course!! why else would a person do something like put icy hot on their crotch?! I should have known...

but wow! you did this IN CLASS???? too funny...

[Artificial]

I also had make up put on me in that class. Another time, my friend and I played patty cake, then the teacher proceeded to call us two 3rd grade girls. Good times, good times...