lol i had something awkward once

i was 19 working in a store, there was me and a 40ish year old woman working. we were 2 tills apart, i was grabbing something from the middle one and some guy walked up, i said i would take him on my till but he went to hers.

i then cracked a joke saying shes stealing my customers, and he says "hey, she was closer, but youre better looking". i thought WTF i dont swing like that. i never lived that down, i said watch he probably drives some old rusty Chevy van with no windows, and sure enough he had a rusty truck. and came by the next day and started staring at me.

there were dozens of other weird moments as well there lol