silly riddle comp

[bigbad-ratman]

have an idea i think folks here will jump on. the idea is this: you think of a silly riddle and post it. whoever gets it right, gets to post their own silly riddle. of course we need to keep it clean. and of course i'll go first.

i have two coins in my hand, (american currency) worth $0.35. one of them is not a dime. what are their denominations?

[Goodbye]

have an idea i think folks here will jump on. the idea is this: you think of a silly riddle and post it. whoever gets it right, gets to post their own silly riddle. of course we need to keep it clean. and of course i'll go first.

i have two coins in my hand, (american currency) worth $0.35. one of them is not a dime. what are their denominations?

Quarter and Dime

[bigbad-ratman]

Quarter and Dime

the wording was supposed to be silly, like: "if one is not a dime the other one is." but i'll give you credit to get this going.

[AABatteries]

the wording was supposed to be silly, like: "if one is not a dime the other one is." but i'll give you credit to get this going.

Just if. So yes, dime and quarter.

Was gonna make a riddle up, but forget it.

[smaug]

agass had a whole day to respond,can I give one?

[bigbad-ratman]

sure let keep it rolling!!!

[LadyHatred]

.....waiting.....

Can I put one in?

[smaug]

how far can you walk into the woods before you start coming out?

[bigbad-ratman]

one step. after that you can turn around and leave!!!

[Goodbye]

half way?...