how to kill the pain

[cocoa_pleco]

well, i had another dumbass moment.

I was with a few people, and i couldnt pop off the cap of a glass bottle. Eventually, a friend gave up and tried to smash off the neck of the bottle, and it worked. 1 hour later, i started to spit blood after drinking from it (smart, i know). I cut my lip, big deal.

This morning, the whole roof of my mouth hurt like CRAZY, and it still does. I cant even eat from the pain. Besides getting drunk and forgetting about the pain, any way of killing it?

[sergo]

nope you pretty much summed it up.

you don't happen to have any pain killers layin' around do ya'?

[sergo]

or, how about grabbing a hammer and smashing one of your toes. i promise your mouth will stop hurting.

[cocoa_pleco]

man, i think i'll try aspirin. I talk like a idiot, all slurred.

[Rue]

...that might be worse than you think...could you have gotten a sliver of glass stuck?

...at least rinse with warm salt water...it'll sting a little...but might help...it certainly won't hurt...(so to speak)...

[cocoa_pleco]

no glass slivers. The aspirin really helped.

[Chrona]

I think the alcohol from the booze would sting a "little" bit on that open wound....lol

Best thing to do is play videogames or watch movies to take your mind off of it. Pop some Tylenol too.

[cocoa_pleco]

Best thing to do is play videogames or watch movies to take your mind off of it. Pop some Tylenol too.

Videogames 101 time. some gears of war should take my pain out on other people

[crackatinny]

Na, get a big bottle of JD, break of the neck, and go to town, by the time you get to the bottom of the bottle you will have forgotton all the pain

Besides, your mom could give you a mouthfull of water after that, then spin you around, and you will double as a sprinkler from the holes in your cheeks

[cocoa_pleco]

hahaha. I can be a human sprinkler for 5$/ hour