Bad day at work? This guy's had worse

**Chrona** · 03-15-2007, 10:08 PM

This was sent to me by a coworker. I figured it was appropriate for this forum :)

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I LOVE MY JOB . . . . . .

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you
to make you realize it's not so bad after all .

Before I can ! tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with
a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've
used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
with warm water. It's like working in a jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
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**Drumachine09** · 03-15-2007, 10:22 PM

HA! Sucks to be him, eh?

**xoolooxunny** · 03-15-2007, 10:32 PM

that poor, poor jellyfish...

**Abbeys_Mom** · 03-15-2007, 11:49 PM

Rotflmao!!!!

**Gelo_USA** · 03-16-2007, 12:45 AM

LOLL.............
THTS MESSED UPPP....
hahahahhahahahahahhhaha

**SouthernGal0682** · 03-16-2007, 02:51 AM

I live at the beach and know a bunch of people that dive...I will definitely be passing this one along. Thats seriously a pain in the a$$.

**Chrona** · 03-16-2007, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernGal0682

Thats seriously a pain in the a$$.

lol, good one. Didn't even think of that.

I've gone scuba diving a few times, and all the talk about jellyfish makes me paranoid in the water. My instructor told us how on one of his dives, he was so focused on taking pictures that he missed the jellyfish he was going straight for and it ended up getting him in the face. Had the pictures to prove it too ;) I can't even imagine what it would be like getting a jellyfish up the butt.