02-08-2009, 02:04 AM #1
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.Mike!
02-08-2009, 02:26 AM #2
02-08-2009, 03:52 AM #3
How 'bout "occifer"? :)75g - 20 cardinals : 7 panda cory : 5 Julii cory : 9 zebra danios : 1 CAE : 2 SAE : 2 yo-yos : 1 BN
25g: 5 long-finned zebra danios
02-08-2009, 04:39 AM #4
I like that Brookfish, i could have said all of the above on Friday night only i don't think i could talk at all at about 2am on Saturday morning.Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark
02-08-2009, 05:04 AM #5
Is anyone other than me, just a little worried about slimey????
02-08-2009, 05:04 AM #6
I can barely say most of those sober....LOL! I have had my share of those times. Thank god that I will never have to worry about that ever again. Whoooo Hooo to living the sober life now!!!!75 gallon planted tank with discus, GBR's and cardinals
135 gallon saltwater FOWLR work in progress and desperately need help
02-08-2009, 05:11 AM #7
Good for you Adrian, really. Can't say I've given it up all together or ever will, I just try to limit those nights to a very min.
02-08-2009, 05:18 AM #8Originally Posted by Poofaye C.
But thank's for your concern.Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark
02-08-2009, 12:16 PM #9Originally Posted by Poofaye C.Mike!
02-08-2009, 12:30 PM #10
This thread reminds me of my asking for gonion and arlic cha-poto pips one night after a long night at the pub. (onion and garlic potato chips)
Last edited by Lady Hobbs; 02-08-2009 at 12:39 PM.