Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

[Brookfish]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[Lady Hobbs]

Oh man, is that cute and sooooo true.

[doug z]

How 'bout "occifer"? :)

[escamosa]

I like that Brookfish, i could have said all of the above on Friday night only i don't think i could talk at all at about 2am on Saturday morning.

[Poofaye C.]

Is anyone other than me, just a little worried about slimey????

[Adrian]

I can barely say most of those sober....LOL! I have had my share of those times. Thank god that I will never have to worry about that ever again. Whoooo Hooo to living the sober life now!!!!

[Poofaye C.]

Good for you Adrian, really. Can't say I've given it up all together or ever will, I just try to limit those nights to a very min.

[escamosa]

Good for you Adrian, really. Can't say I've given it up all together or ever will, I just try to limit those nights to a very min.

So do i Poofaye, that's the first time in a long time i've stayed out that long.
But thank's for your concern.

[Brookfish]

Is anyone other than me, just a little worried about slimey????

No but he cracks me up,

[Lady Hobbs]

This thread reminds me of my asking for gonion and arlic cha-poto pips one night after a long night at the pub. (onion and garlic potato chips)