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01-28-2009, 04:25 AM #1
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Best Quote of 2008
Some 'dirtbag' in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued.
The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Now here's the kicker:
Naturally, the media went nuts and asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel:
'Because that's all the ammunition we had !!'
Talk about an all-time classic answer !!!
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01-28-2009, 04:33 AM #2
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Barrack Obama - "Our stories are singular, but our destinies are shared"
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01-28-2009, 07:04 AM #3
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I really like that one Skinny!!!
68 bullets wasn't enough for that bloke. Good on the sherrif I say, top answer!!
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01-28-2009, 10:40 AM #4
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01-28-2009, 12:17 PM #5
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Thats a awesome quote by the sheriff
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01-28-2009, 04:23 PM #6
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Awesome quote. I heard the second best the other day that my grandfather sent in an email.
A solider in Iraq was asked by a reporter what he felt after shooting a terrorist from over a mile away.
His response was "A slight recoil"
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01-28-2009, 04:30 PM #7
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Ya gotta love that sheriff...
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01-28-2009, 06:17 PM #8
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My friend was in the psychiatric ward being evaluated for his manic depression and he started hitting on the receptionist.
"They say what all women really want is a man who can be committed... Well I don't think they're going to let me out of here, so how about it?"Last edited by Glub; 01-28-2009 at 06:20 PM.
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01-28-2009, 07:04 PM #9
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LMAO.....
Originally Posted by Glub
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01-28-2009, 11:21 PM #10
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Originally Posted by labnjab
Brilliant !!
You can have it done good, cheap, and fast. Pick any two.
80g (300L) - Discus, Silver Dollars, Corys, Kuhlis, Zebras, Bristlenose Plecs, Flying Foxes, Bumblebee Gobies, Bolivian Rams and a Whiptail Catfish.
18g (60L) - Lake Tanganyika tank with 3 Neolamprologus multifasciatus and 13 Neon Tetras.
10g (38L) - 2 male Betta Splendens (Crowntails) - Optimus Prime & Megatron
Pond (350-450g) - 9 Goldfish, Comets, Shebumpkins & 2 Yabbies.
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