A windows funny that I found on the net.
Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows XP!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys,"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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i guess that would be funny if i thought XP was bad or something. I used XP for many years and NEVER had problems with it.
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In all fairness though, Bill Gates has been pretty generous and charitable with his wealth despite his reputation.
Still made me smile though, even though I love XP.
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haha i find it funny. I have vista on my PC and laptop and have had zero problems. the new vista works very well, all the crap heard is about the original vista. haha i = on this thread
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I don't mind XP either. Used it for years and only had minor problems.
Still funny though. It's like the drummer jokes, drummers aren't that bad either, but it is still funny.
ive never had problems with XP either, i rarely ever use CTRL ALT DELETE
I've had to use ctrl, alt and del more since I got Vista than I ever did with XP. Grrrrr
I used ctr alt delete on xp all the time, but never have on vista, and haven't had any problems with it since SP1 came out. Vista is great
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