Blonde Thanksgiving

[Lady Hobbs]

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my

sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing

how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to

play a trick. She told my sister that she needed

something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of

the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,

and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the

turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the

turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the

Stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something,

she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother

exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant

bird!'At the reality of this horrifying news,

my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that

turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................

SHE'S BLONDE!

[Poofaye C.]

Ohhh my goodness, took me two full min. to get off the floor from laughing.
Absolutely hilarious!!! Got to try it this year with my blonde girlfriend.

[Ryuu]

Lol Sounds like something I would do lol

[Ocellaris]

That's real. It was a video on AFV or something.

[Red]

lol thats funny!

[angelcakes]

thats hilarious

[Poofaye C.]

Hey Lady Hobbs, this reminds me of a Thanksgiving a few years back. Not as funny tho. I'll try to clean it up a bit. I'm boiling the turkey neck in water to make a broth, when my girlfriend walks into the kitchen. "Hey babe, whats that?" Guess what I told her it was?!?
She turns a shade of red I hadn't seen in her before. Her responce, "No wonder why they almost made this our national bird!"
And yes, she's a blonde. Kind of a smart blonde tho!