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  1. #11

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    Good, Slap! And aren't your relieved it was only a fabric softener sheet and not something more embarrassing? LOL!

    Here's a participatory riddle:

    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

    Let's see who can answer that one correctly ...
    20 gal. high: planted; 5 white cloud minnows, 4 golden White Clouds, several RCS, 2 blue shrimp, 5 Amano shrimp, several snails; Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 6 rosy barbs, 6 yellow glofish, 3 red glofish, 3 zebra danios, 5 white cloud minnows, 3 dojo loaches, 6 crimson spot rainbow fish, 12 large Amano Shrimp, several snails; AC110.

  2. #12

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    Very relieved indeed, LOL
    10 Gallon Beginner Tank... Journal
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    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” - Will Rogers

  3. #13

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidwannabe View Post
    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
    And on that note...


  4. #14

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    Hey, cajun, that's some Turkey in the Straw, there!

    Speaking of straw, and ridiculous humor, here's a good one a friend told me awhile back:

    This fly was flying around the inside of a barn with a horse stable. He spotted a pile of horse manure in some straw, and dove down to devour it. Afterwards, he crawled up the handle of a nearby shovel and rested on top of it.

    Pretty soon, he got tired of just sitting there, surveying the view, and decided to take off. He leaped off the shovel, but was so heavy from his meal that he fell, "Splat!", onto the barn floor and that was his demise.

    The moral of this story is: (scroll down, and down, and down)








    Don't go flying off the handle when you know you're full of crap!
    20 gal. high: planted; 5 white cloud minnows, 4 golden White Clouds, several RCS, 2 blue shrimp, 5 Amano shrimp, several snails; Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 6 rosy barbs, 6 yellow glofish, 3 red glofish, 3 zebra danios, 5 white cloud minnows, 3 dojo loaches, 6 crimson spot rainbow fish, 12 large Amano Shrimp, several snails; AC110.

  5. #15

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    Troop and Military Support - Amber Alert - Bladder Cancer - Endometriosis - Equality - Liver Cancer - Liver Disease - Missing Children - POW/MIA - Spina Bifida - Suicide - steeler58   Breast Cancer - Birth Parents - steeler58   Cancer - Epilepsy - Foster Care - Gynecological Cancer - Rett Syndrome - aquariumlover10   Cancer - Epilepsy - Foster Care - Gynecological Cancer - Rett Syndrome - gronlaura   Breast Cancer - Birth Parents - SeaLady   

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    I second that and raise you a
    Two 5.5g- Shrimp tanks; 1st with 4 chilis, green endlers & Bloody Mary shrimp and 2nd with blue star endlers and Blue Dream shrimp
    Four-27 gallon tubs, 1st with my 2 BN plecos with their 2 generations of fry and 12 dwarf corys; 2nd has gouramis, rainbow fish, and female endlers; 3rd has (killer) albino corys, 1 pepper cory and 6 panda corys; 4th is 90% plants and one Diva-the pea puffer.


    75g-now the TUB tanks:
    Nat's 20L Tanks
    5.5 G Shrimp Tanks


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    Here's the beginning of a deliberately irreverent parody of a famous Christmas song. I've written the first cheeky verse; you folks can add to it as part of this participatory exercise. Remember, this is a "ridiculous humor" thread, so it's okay to be politically INcorrect:

    "Frosty, the Snowman
    was dealing coke one day,
    when a narc came along,
    saw him doing wrong,
    and hauled him clean away!"


    Now, add your own verses . . .
    20 gal. high: planted; 5 white cloud minnows, 4 golden White Clouds, several RCS, 2 blue shrimp, 5 Amano shrimp, several snails; Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 6 rosy barbs, 6 yellow glofish, 3 red glofish, 3 zebra danios, 5 white cloud minnows, 3 dojo loaches, 6 crimson spot rainbow fish, 12 large Amano Shrimp, several snails; AC110.

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