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  1. #1

    Default Bob and the Blonde (Blonde joke)

    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.


    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.


    The blonde looked at Bob and said,
    "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bob said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."


    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.


    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the
    5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."


    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."


    Bob took the money.
    Cycling With Fish?•• The Fishless Cycle••
    Goldfish Growth Expectancy••

    The single biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place. "
    George Bernard Shaw"

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    haha i like that one

  3. #3

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    LOL. Now that was good.
    Warning; Bulldog Pleco guarding my Sons tank now..

    Please remember; every keystroke has a consequence.

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    Good way to start the morning, good cup of coffee and a blond joke...
    .
    You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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    Oh, goodness! Remind me to dye brunette next time ...
    20 gal. high: planted; 1 zebra danio, 6 glofish, several snails, 2 (visible) RCS; AC50, Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 4 rosy barbs, 6 glofish, 5 white cloud minnows, 3 zebra danios, 5 dojo loaches, several snails; AC110 x 2.

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    Hahahahaha

    I have show my wife this one
    If you take your time to do the research FIRST, you can successfully set-up and keep ANY type of aquarium with ease.
    "Not using a quarantine tank is like playing Russian roulette. Nobody wins the game, some people just get to play longer than others." - Anthony Calfo
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