Thread: Bob and the Blonde (Blonde joke)
03-08-2013, 10:42 PM #1
Bob and the Blonde (Blonde joke)Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
03-08-2013, 10:51 PM #2Member Molly
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haha i like that one
03-08-2013, 11:03 PM #3
LOL. Now that was good.Warning; Bulldog Pleco guarding my Sons tank now..
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03-09-2013, 09:02 AM #4
Good way to start the morning, good cup of coffee and a blond joke....
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03-13-2013, 09:58 PM #5
Oh, goodness! Remind me to dye brunette next time ...20 gal. high: planted; 1 zebra danio, 6 glofish, several snails, 2 (visible) RCS; AC50, Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 4 rosy barbs, 6 glofish, 5 white cloud minnows, 3 zebra danios, 5 dojo loaches, several snails; AC110 x 2.
03-13-2013, 10:05 PM #6
I have show my wife this oneIf you take your time to do the research FIRST, you can successfully set-up and keep ANY type of aquarium with ease.
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