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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.


    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.


    The blonde looked at Bob and said,
    "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bob said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."


    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.


    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the
    5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."


    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."


    Bob took the money.

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    haha i like that one

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    LOL. Now that was good.
    Warning; Bulldog Pleco guarding my Sons tank now..

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    Good way to start the morning, good cup of coffee and a blond joke...
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    You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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    Oh, goodness! Remind me to dye brunette next time ...
    20 gal. high: planted; 8 white cloud minnows, 10 RCS, 2 blue shrimp, several snails; AC50, Azoo air. 65 gal: planted; 7 rosy barbs, 6 glofish,, 2 zebra danios, 6 rosy red (fathead) minnows, 3 dojo loaches, several snails; AC110 x 2.

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    Hahahahaha

    I have show my wife this one
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