Caption Contest X Win AC $$$

**Tiari** · 01-15-2013, 01:06 PM

"This is not what I meant by a canned response in brainstorming"

**ddavis1979** · 01-15-2013, 01:10 PM

"Static electricity is terrible this time of year!"

**Gogi** · 01-15-2013, 01:25 PM

"Lost your thinking cap???... No worries just try our NEW and Improved BrainStorm Jar!"

**Indian Woods Angels** · 01-15-2013, 06:11 PM

Well Mr. Franklin, UPS can not ship your new discovery next day. It is not allowed as air cargo.

**phatchuck** · 01-15-2013, 06:55 PM

I'm sorry, we just sold our last 'lightning in a bottle'. However, for a few extra bucks you may want to consider our 'lightning in a jar'.

**fishmommie** · 01-15-2013, 07:25 PM

The long lost Carnac the Magnificent's hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar that had been stolen from Funk and Wagnel's back porch.

**Indian Woods Angels** · 01-16-2013, 02:02 AM

FOR SALE: One bottled fart. Extra ferocious. Extremely noxious. Share it with all of your friends. OUR MOTTO: Do not crack the seal... it will make her squeal. NOTE: Discount for case quantities. No order too large. Send in your empties for free refills. WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING A BLOW OUT SALE!!!

**Goes to 11!** · 01-17-2013, 04:18 AM

"The Apple iCloud, Now available in Retro-Cumulonimbus."

**Cyberra** · 01-17-2013, 05:47 AM

The Lightning Jar! Even better than a plasma ball!

Hera always made sure Zeus put away his spare lightning bolts, because they stung when stepped on in the middle of the night

**Goes to 11!** · 01-18-2013, 05:57 AM

Thanks for playing along so far everyone :-D.

The winner of $15000 [Soon to be revamped with that new forum smell] AC bucks a chosen by special guest judge and preferred transport of white lightening aficionados everywhere,
The 1940 Ford Tudor Coupe:

Is Gadget for this caption:

"Best moonshine ever, White Lighting."

Here is your next picture:

Bring it on!