Caption Contest IX - Holiday Quadruple $$ Edition

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Everybodies participation [Or is it simply greed? :-P] is appreciated so far, I thank you.

The winner of $20,000 extremely useful AC $$ as chosen by antennae expert Collembola Tomocerus longicornus:


Is koaladarshana for this caption:


"Barbie: The Tudors Collection"

Here is the final picture for a chance at $20,000


Bring it on!

[mojosodope]

'To the depth that all men pay'

[KingFisher]

Jim was forced to drydock his boat when the harbor master put up a "no wake" sign.

[Indian Woods Angels]

God "Noah".
Noah "Yeah".
God "This is god."
Noah "Right"
God "Build an ark 40 cubits by 20 cubits by15 cubits"
Noah "Right,....what do you mean build?"
God " Craft with thy hands Noah."
Noah "Right,....What's craft?"
God " To create Noah, to make something, to build something"
Noah "Right,....who is this?"...."Really"
God " This is God Noah, I have chosen you to save the life of the world Noah, you must build an ark and collect the animals two by two and endure 40 days and 40 nights of flood by my wrath for penance"
Noah " Right,....I have to build a ark and catch all of these animals and sit in an ark for 40 days and 40 nights with all of these animals. You know I don't like animals, they're messy and stinky and I only like animals like beef and pork and bacon and stuff."
God "Right"
Noah " Hey ....like God dude, is there like some sort of ...you know....some sort of a plan B?"
God " Yes, yes Noah...I have an option that suits you rather well."
Noah " Oh great...is it easy, I really don't like to sweat much"
God " Yes, why yes Noah, Plan B is actually fairly simple" " Oh and Noah.
Noah "Yeah God"
God " Thank you for your time"
Noah " Oh no problem God, hey if you need anything like you know a pack of smokes or some ice or anything I'll go get it for you if you have a couple of bucks, and hey toss in a few extra bucks for me to get myself something too."
God " Right"

Sorry I just had to. Forgetfullness I think by the coz, modified.

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"We now return to the Biography Channel profile of David Duchovny, He's more than just an actor... Much more"

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BUMP

[Indian Woods Angels]

Puzzled as to why everyone left the cruise ship after you arrived in your dingy are we captain?

[koaladarshana]

"Igor models the proper vessel for fishing Ghost Catfish; boat rental located on the River Styx."

[Tiari]

"For the man who just could never figure out his hobby".

[Strider199]

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