View Full Version : come up with best joke or steal someopnes elses lol
05-25-2006, 08:50 PM
title says it 8-)
05-26-2006, 05:15 AM
OK here's one
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates. After a small quantum of time which was spent discussing their respective professions, ol' St. Peter shows up to usher them to their new Heavenly station. After passing out wings, harps, halos and such, St. Pete decides to show them to their new lodgings. Only a brief flight from the welcome, Pete brings them down on the front lawn (cloud-encrusted, natch) of a huge palatial estate with all sorts of lavish trappings. This, Pete announces, is where the lawyer will be spending eternity, (at least until the end of time..) "Hot Dang", the Pope says to His-self, "If he's getting a place like this, I can hardly wait to see my digs!". They take flight once again, and as Pete leads on, the landscape below begins to appear more and more mundane until they finally land on a street lined with Brownstone houses. Pete indicates the third walkup on the left as the Popes new domicile and turns to leave, wishing the pontiff his best. The Pope, in a mild state of astonishment, cries out "Hey Pete! What's the deal here? You put that lawyer-feller in a beautiful estate home and I, spiritual leader of terra-firma, end up with this dive?" Pete looks at the pontiff amusedly and replys: "Look here old fellow, this street is practically encrusted with spiritual leaders from many times and religions. We're putting you here with them so you guys can get your dogma together. That other guy gets an estate, because he's the first lawyer to make it up here!!"
05-26-2006, 12:18 PM
The pope was in a limo getting escorted to some famous place....he wanted to drive so he said to the driver..."please let me drive...i never get to and i really would like to"...the driver was hesitant knowing he could lose his job but let the Pope drive anyway. The Pope ends up doing over 100 mph....the Pope got pulled over by a cop. The cop was going to give him a ticket. The cop goes back to his car and calls the cheif. "Cheif," he says "the Pope was speeding what do i do?" The cheif yells at him "Give him a ticket, DUH!" the cop says back "if the Pope's driving there must be SOMEBODY very important in the back!"
05-26-2006, 06:26 PM
Why did Bush cross the road?
Because his pecker was stuck in the chicken!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHUYHYAQHHH!!!!!1111
05-26-2006, 06:50 PM
Red dwarf fan?
05-26-2006, 10:09 PM
Madc0ws is that charming picture you? lol
05-27-2006, 11:28 AM
My good sir..Them's Dueling words!
*Takes out his white glove and slaps Demonshark around with it.*
05-27-2006, 02:15 PM
Too bad you picked a glove cause I duel with pistols
05-27-2006, 02:35 PM
*Takes out both of his white gloves(for 2 x message) and slaps Demonshark around with both them furiously*(Unaware to those that don't know what a slap in a face with a white glove means:-A prearranged, formal combat between two persons, usually fought to settle a point of honor.)*
05-27-2006, 08:47 PM
But Demonshark, don't you recognize Dwayne Dibble, The Cats alter ego in the red dwarf episode Back to reality. ;-)
I know big, big nerd warning that I know that.
05-28-2006, 10:02 PM
No i dont reconize MR.DD nor do ever would like to. And Wata you mean by
I know big, big nerd warning that I know that.
And madc0ws if man is dead than their is no problem quote from Jophef Stalin and I AM NOT A COMMIE Madc0ws!
05-29-2006, 04:45 AM
Ok. The caracter is as I said from a brittish scifi comedy namned red dwarf.
I didn't mean anything important with the part you quotes. Just felt a bit strange to know the episode name etc by heart from a picture from what still is a somewhat obscure show even if they have their loyal fanbase.
05-30-2006, 11:55 AM
05-30-2006, 12:20 PM
In other words demonshark, william is calling himself (himself being william) a nerd for knowing the exact show
05-30-2006, 01:19 PM
wow full3r....no need to get technical!
05-30-2006, 02:25 PM
your completely right lindsAy theres already a section on this site for that
05-30-2006, 07:19 PM
LOL. But I have to say. the laywer part of me really likes your very exact explanation ;-)
05-30-2006, 09:34 PM
O ok thank you for the explatation
05-31-2006, 08:11 AM
just didnt want a fight to start
05-31-2006, 12:02 PM
.....hey Full3r you don't need to keep going lindsAy...okay...just don't spell it with an e....
Boys and girls how to spell my name is L-I-N-D-S-A-Y
05-31-2006, 12:16 PM
Now we got gotta put those lil - things between the letters, and the letters gotta be capitals? just joking
I knew i didnt have to write lindsAy but i was just carrying it on as a joke after all isnt this section for jokes?
05-31-2006, 02:30 PM
i guess your right....you and demonshark always make me laugh
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