crackatinny
08-11-2007, 02:50 AM
Got a bit bored last night, so I wrote these, LOL
feel free to add more if you like
There once was a bloke named Crack
Who came from somewhere outback
He'd hunt down a roo
To make wallaby stew
Or just grill a snake for a snack
There once was a bloke we all know
The colours of his fish did show
He say's NLS is the best
And won't settle for less
Now his cichlids do glow
There once was a bloke named Drum
Who liked his music some
When he picked up them stix
And pounded out a mix
From miles around they would come
There once was a retired barmaid
Who dropped in for a look and stayed
Spend's many a night's
Breaking up, angel fight's
Or watching the eggs they have layed
There will soon be a member a bride
The smile on her face show's pride
As she walks down that aisle
We'll all picture that smile
As she holds hubby close by her side
feel free to add more if you like
There once was a bloke named Crack
Who came from somewhere outback
He'd hunt down a roo
To make wallaby stew
Or just grill a snake for a snack
There once was a bloke we all know
The colours of his fish did show
He say's NLS is the best
And won't settle for less
Now his cichlids do glow
There once was a bloke named Drum
Who liked his music some
When he picked up them stix
And pounded out a mix
From miles around they would come
There once was a retired barmaid
Who dropped in for a look and stayed
Spend's many a night's
Breaking up, angel fight's
Or watching the eggs they have layed
There will soon be a member a bride
The smile on her face show's pride
As she walks down that aisle
We'll all picture that smile
As she holds hubby close by her side