Joke Thread

[1MileCrash]

on the heels of that hella funny Polish sausage joke Lady Hobbs put up how about we get a thread dedicated to some dandies.

Why couldn't the police solve the redneck murder mystery?

give up...?

all the DNA came back related and there were no dental records.

[MeganL3985]

Lol Thats good :)
Sorry I dont have any to share. All my jokes are the kind where everyone looks at you with a blank stare. lmao :)

[Darkstar824]

mine are more brain teasers than jokes per se

well, okay, a man rides into town on Friday and three days later he leaves on Friday. How is this possible? Hehe

Have to guess first b4 I tell ya the answer!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh1blue:

[tr3wth]

his horses name is friday
that one is easy!

[YaYgoldFish]

his horses name is friday
that one is easy!


Haven't thought of that one lol.thumbs2:

[Incredulous_Ed]

So Three brothers are sitting at the kitchen table while their mom asks them what they woulod like for breakfast.

"I'll have the #@%*ing french toast." the eldest says.

The mom gasps, smacks te kid in the head and sends him up to his room.

"Now what will you have for breakfast?" the mom asks the middle boy.

"I'll have the #@%*ing french toast" he replies.

The mom screams, smaks the kid, and sends him up to his room.

Now she asks the youngest boy what he would like.

He replies, "Well, I sure don't want the #@%*ing french toast."