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Lady Hobbs
09-15-2011, 03:58 PM
After 33 years of living alone, I thought I would post my personal ad here.

I am 68 years old, 5'2" and 121' pounds of rompin'-stompin' romance.

I only cough and hack up phelm for about 3 hours each morning but after that, I'm in good shape other than my normal hobbling from room to room.

Other than my eyebrows growing together, hair growing out my nose and a few thousand "age spots" I am still a hottie. I got a new permanent yesterday and can't get a comb threw my hair but perhaps by next month I might be able to comb my hair. The tape I put on my glasses to hold them together 1 1/2 years ago is holding up well and I always wear my teeth.

Altho I have toenail fungus, I am still able to dance a bit but be very careful to not step on my right foot as I have an ingrown nail there. Sometimes I can follow by hoping on my left foot.

My favorite TV shows is Lawrence Welk, Ed The Talking Horse and Lassie. I am a non-drinker but smoke as fast as I can.

You must have a lot of clothes because I don't do laundry until it's stacked 8' high. I also don't run the carpet sweeper or dust anything except my TV screen and computer. I do keep my kitchen and bathroom clean (kinda) and will cook when forced to just before starvation kicks in.

My car is 16 years old and I have $58 in my check book so you can see I have much to offer.

If anyone is interested in a "real find" my picture is posted below. I expect you not to fight over me and to try to contain yourself. This could be a real committment for life but at my age, that may only be a week.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/carolo/Siggies/old_lady-12775.jpg

Aeonflame
09-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Sending my contact info in a PM ;)

Cliff
09-15-2011, 04:26 PM
Hey Aeon, I saw the ad first :hmm3grin2orange:

Aeonflame
09-15-2011, 04:28 PM
Maybe so my friend... but you snooze you lose =D

Cliff
09-15-2011, 04:31 PM
:scry: aw

mommy1
09-15-2011, 04:35 PM
That's an awesome idea Hobbs, and I'm sure with all that you have going for you will have many come knocking on your door. But before you start to date any of them, I would like you to consider my uncle. Honestly I don't know why someone hasn't snatched him up already, he is umm... really a sweet guy, yeah. Has a nice face.






http://ballyhooligan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/old-tattoo-man.jpg




If you are interested let me know, I will pm you his phone number. I would just post it here, but I don't want some other woman snatching him up before you get a chance.

Aeonflame
09-15-2011, 04:37 PM
Whats this? Another suitor?

So be it!!

A duel at sundown!! at 20 paces, with herrings!

Brhino
09-15-2011, 04:37 PM
whelp, now my lunch is ruined. Thanks Mommy!

mommy1
09-15-2011, 04:38 PM
No duel for you Aeon until you clear your pm's from your mailbox so some of us can send you pm's!

Lady Hobbs
09-15-2011, 04:39 PM
Oh my gosh, just what I've been waiting on. Those little tuffs of hair on his shoulders would have to be plucked, but other than that he's just perfect.

Aeonflame
09-15-2011, 04:41 PM
The lady has chosen...

I am devastated.

mommy1
09-15-2011, 04:41 PM
whelp, now my lunch is ruined. Thanks Mommy!

Glad I could help.

That's great Lady Hobbs. I knew you would like him. I think its a match made in heaven. I will send you his phone number, and him some razors.

Lady Hobbs
09-15-2011, 04:45 PM
I was checking out his trousers. (No comment on that please.) But it does appear to me as he must shop at Goodwill's, as well. I haven't seen trousers with arrows on the pockets for about 40 years.

briden31
09-15-2011, 04:49 PM
I was checking out his trousers. (No comment on that please.) But it does appear to me as he must shop at Goodwill's, as well. I haven't seen trousers with arrows on the pockets for about 40 years.

Perhaps he's just had them that long?? In which case his laundry skills would be a perfect match for your lack thereof! A true match made in heaven!

cuckoochews
09-15-2011, 04:57 PM
Is that a skull in a bath tub back there????

mommy1
09-15-2011, 05:05 PM
Don't worry about that skull back there, he is going to spray it with clear krylon so he can add it to one of his aquariums.

cuckoochews
09-15-2011, 05:11 PM
Don't worry about that skull back there, he is going to spray it with clear krylon so he can add it to one of his aquariums.
HEHEHEHEHE:hmm3grin2orange:... is there flesh on it????

briden31
09-15-2011, 05:13 PM
HEHEHEHEHE:hmm3grin2orange:... is there flesh on it????

He's going to boil the flesh off it first, duh! It will make a perfect base stock for the soup he's preparing for dinner with Lady Hobbs!

Aeonflame
09-15-2011, 05:13 PM
Obviously not, since the fine gentleman seems to be well fed.

MCools
09-15-2011, 05:15 PM
I takes a special man to rock butterfly tattoos like that! Definitely a keeper!

MCHRKiller
09-15-2011, 05:39 PM
I must say you are both highly attractive people and I wish you the best in this budding romance :11:

Lady Hobbs
09-15-2011, 07:21 PM
Now I just need to sit back and wait for our spammer that pops up every week selling wedding dresses.

briden31
09-15-2011, 07:45 PM
No need to wait, you can borrow mine!

Lady Hobbs
09-16-2011, 04:11 PM
OK...I had my fun for yesterday. You can tell I was bored? Will now close out this nonsense before the Mods ban me for soliciting.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/carolo/Siggies/thisthreadsucks.jpg