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Strider199
07-31-2011, 08:00 PM
Your screen saver is a picture you took of your tank.

Thought I'd start a Foxworthy version of us AC members.

Next!

genocidex
07-31-2011, 08:27 PM
you know you are an AC member when 850R has threatened you with the revenge of the bunny gift

Goes to 11!
07-31-2011, 08:29 PM
you know you are an AC member who brought a bunny to a gun fight when 850R has threatened you with the revenge of the bunny gift
I fixed that for you gen. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/novusordo1/smiley_ninja.gif :-P


You know your an AC member when . .
You only have to type 'A' in the address bar and 'aquaticcommunity' comes up.

Also If you tend to think the boxes of fish sticks in the frozen food section look way overstocked.

DylanisHawttt
07-31-2011, 08:39 PM
You know you're an Ac member when...

Your background on your Mac is school of Altum Angels and when you type "A" in your address bar "Aquaticcommunity.com" comes up and you look at the site every 20 mins. :11:

Lady Hobbs
07-31-2011, 08:42 PM
You know you're an AC member when threads are in the wrong place.


OK.......You know you are an AC member when you can not go two hours without logging in.

Fyrehawk
07-31-2011, 08:49 PM
When you check when you wake up and when you go to bed for updates.

bignellm
07-31-2011, 09:14 PM
You Know your an AC member, when:

You forgot what facebook is.

Goes to 11!
07-31-2011, 10:10 PM
You Know your an AC member, when:

You forgot what facebook is.
Easily done, I am not on facebook. http://www.rantsnraves.org/images/smilies/remote/smiley_ninja.gif

genocidex
07-31-2011, 10:15 PM
what is facebook? lol

bignellm
07-31-2011, 10:27 PM
what is facebook? lol

What is, An evil creation, used to discredit perspective employees, before they are even interviewed?

MCools
07-31-2011, 10:44 PM
What is, An evil creation, used to discredit perspective employees, before they are even interviewed?
Pssst...this isn't jeapardy, lol:hmm3grin2orange:

You know your an AC member when 95% of your browsing history lists the AC...

bignellm
07-31-2011, 10:47 PM
Pssst...this isn't jeapardy, lol:hmm3grin2orange:


Dang, you mean there's no money to win there?

:11:

MCools
07-31-2011, 10:50 PM
I'll take "AC Addicts" for $1000, Alex! :14:

Strider199
07-31-2011, 10:51 PM
LOL. I was worried no one but me would be into this. Thanks everyone.

Lady Hobbs I do get your post, thanks for correcting my mistakes so far. :22:

If you decide to postpone your spouses oil change to buy new substrate, you may be an AC member.

genocidex
07-31-2011, 10:54 PM
you might be an AC memeber if you die a little when you hear " 1 inch per gallon is the prefect stocking quantity"

bignellm
07-31-2011, 10:54 PM
If you'd rather use the rent money to by a CraigsList 75 gallon tank, stead of paying your rent-- you may be an AC addict.

Cliff
07-31-2011, 10:55 PM
You know your a AC member when:

You replace one of the couches in your living room with a 120 gallon tank

Strider199
07-31-2011, 10:57 PM
^^^^^^^^ :hmm3grin2orange: Now those are funny.

I say that for the reason; they probably have happened.

genocidex
07-31-2011, 11:01 PM
if all forms of internet you touch have http://www.aquaticcommunity.com permanently embedded in its history, you might be an AC member

bignellm
07-31-2011, 11:06 PM
^^^^^^^^ :hmm3grin2orange: Now those are funny.

I say that for the reason; they probably have happened.

I'm not a guilty party of this yet... wife is threatening divorce at this moment if I do. :hmm3grin2orange:

MCools
07-31-2011, 11:08 PM
If your friend accuses you of being addicted to tanks, you might be a member of the AC...

Goes to 11!
07-31-2011, 11:27 PM
Pssst...this isn't jeapardy, lol:hmm3grin2orange:
Says who?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/novusordo1/CHURCH%20SIGNS/ACjeapordy.jpg

BUZZ!

"What is, You know you're an AC member when?"

Strider199
07-31-2011, 11:33 PM
^^^^^ LMAO. Your right 850R. No matter how high I pull up those sleeves when I'm working on my tank, one always gets wet.

bignellm
07-31-2011, 11:46 PM
that's freaking awesome 850R. I didn't even think about that one. I usually go shirtless when performing maintenance. But when I'm in hurry def get my sleeves wet.:hmm3grin2orange: :goldfish: :fish:

Strider199
07-31-2011, 11:52 PM
If you find yourself getting into your car on the weekend to drive to the local fish store just to see whats new, you may be an AC member.

genocidex
07-31-2011, 11:53 PM
i got shirtless when doing my tank cleaning.

Trillianne
08-01-2011, 12:05 AM
You know you are an AC member when you have a bag of peas in your freezer and you don't even like peas.

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 12:08 AM
I do that too lol, But some times you see a snail to squish or you do a minute of plant pruning and .... ---> Wet sleeve.

Surprisingly enough the invites to the ladies for the topless tank maintenance parties go unanswered, Go figure. :help: :hmm3grin2orange:

@ Trill, Peas = LOL

Strider199
08-01-2011, 12:13 AM
850R you said what I didn't have the guts to say. Thank you. Still waiting Ladies.

MCools
08-01-2011, 12:15 AM
If you've ever gotten dirty looks because you won't let people eat the cucumber because the pleco looks hungry, you might be a member of the AC...

My tank is so deep I get tank tops wet, lol...:hmm3grin2orange:

bignellm
08-01-2011, 12:17 AM
Ladies probably just go tank top. haven't seen my wife's idea yet, so don't know

MCools
08-01-2011, 12:21 AM
Ladies probably just go tank top. haven't seen my wife's idea yet, so don't know
Well...I certainly do, lol. It almost works...It still gets wet though in a 24" tall tank...

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 12:27 AM
850R you said what I didn't have the guts to say. Thank you. Still waiting Ladies.

YVW :22:

:smileygiantred: For better or worse, I am good like that. :wink2:

+1 to the unavoidable eventuality of wet upper clothing with the 24" deep tank lol.. Mmm Hmm

korith
08-01-2011, 12:31 AM
When you have to log on each night to make sure you bought lottery tickets for the next day:P

genocidex
08-01-2011, 12:43 AM
i still dont understand that loto or how to get to it lol

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 12:46 AM
i still dont understand that loto or how to get to it lol
What? You're kidding right?

You linked to the thread about the lottery in my ID poll. :hmm3grin2orange:

Strider199
08-01-2011, 12:46 AM
If you research your next fish before buying it; you maybe an AC member.

genocidex
08-01-2011, 12:47 AM
but those postings dont do spit to explain it lol

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 12:50 AM
It's true that mine don't lol, But as I recall Korith was very helpful as was Hobbs in that thread.

Fisharefriends27
08-01-2011, 12:50 AM
When you just took 59 pics of 1 tank.

genocidex
08-01-2011, 12:51 AM
yeah like 50 pages in :P

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 12:54 AM
Post #12 Korith linked the lottery thread - But don't take my word for it, See for yourself :-P

I actually played the lottery this week for the first time ever :-)

Strider199
08-01-2011, 12:59 AM
When you just took 59 pics of 1 tank.
LOL, been there and didn't like any of them. Saving for a new camera now. :help:

Fisharefriends27
08-01-2011, 01:04 AM
Oh yeah, also when you use an iPad to post while a laptop is being used to upload pics. My friend already said I'm obssesive. "too much tank is bad" he says. Me no think so:hmm3grin2orange:
Also when someone comes over your house and the first thing you do is start talking about your tanks and not only that, but you say "don't mind the fish tank here and there"
I have a 5.5g in the kitchen, a 2.5g in the basement by a window(terrarium), a 120 gallon as soon as you go down the stairs it makes a pretty big statement:hmm3grin2orange: , and a 29 gallon on the other side of the basement.
:-) :hmm3grin2orange:

DylanisHawttt
08-01-2011, 02:42 AM
You know you're an AC member when...

You go to school your senior year, after finishing your classwork, and get onto the AC (Proxies didn't block it, I was surprised) and your friend yells at you in class, "OH MY GOD, stop looking at fish stuff!"

Or when you troll Craigslist for tanks and deals.

Or when your mom texts you from work saying, "this sale next door has a tank and filter for $15"...

You may be an AC addict... thumbs2:

bignellm
08-01-2011, 03:04 AM
You know your an AC Addict/member, when:

You have an entire Photobucket account dedicated to Fish Albums and Tank Pictures. And your wife is threatening divorce if you don't pay more attention to her, than a little fish.

MCools
08-01-2011, 04:43 AM
And your wife is threatening divorce if you don't pay more attention to her, than a little fish.
Yeah....
You might be a member of the AC when your significant other walks into the room and says "Really? You're on there again?!?" :hmm3grin2orange:

DylanisHawttt
08-01-2011, 04:46 AM
You might be an AC member when...

You go to the AC on your Android mobile device.

Or when your mom runs upstairs at midnight saying, "someone is giving away a free 55g fish tank stand!"

MCools
08-01-2011, 05:02 AM
You may be an AC member if you check new posts at 3:30am before you go to bed and again at 7:30am when you get up...

gadget228
08-01-2011, 10:30 AM
When the forum is your homepage on every computer that you use...

DylanisHawttt
08-01-2011, 01:50 PM
You might be an AC member when...

Your friend calls you at 9:50 AM EST to tell you that a buddy at work is going to give him a 175g tank and filter for free - You're the first person he calls.


I wish I had a 175g :scry:

SkipW
08-01-2011, 02:21 PM
If you know that cycling a tank does not mean running the filter for a week or two.... you might be an AC member.

If your first thought to someone's post is "What are your test readings and what type of test kit do you have?" .... you might be an AC member.

DylanisHawttt
08-01-2011, 02:38 PM
If your first thought to someone's post is "What are your test readings and what type of test kit do you have?" .... you might be an AC member.

That's very true :hmm3grin2orange:

You might be an AC member...

When your mom tells you, "If you get anything bigger than a 55g it can go in my room between the closet and my bathroom" Cha-ching thumbs2:

Aeonflame
08-01-2011, 04:33 PM
....When you have heard more stories of iridescent sharks and koi in ten gallon tanks than you would care to remember

Cecile1
08-01-2011, 04:39 PM
You know that you are an AC member when you you wake up and go to sleep with AC, and that you are always logged in...:hmm3grin2orange:

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 05:09 PM
You know that you are an AC member when you you wake up and go to sleep with AC, and that you are always logged in...:hmm3grin2orange:
:think: . . Who does that? ;-)

You might be an AC member if you think of something entirely different than your friends when you hear the terms "fishnets" & "cycling".

Strider199
08-01-2011, 05:22 PM
If you use Goolge to help answer someone's questions for them and feel good finding the answer,

You maybe an AC member.

dragoonwoman
08-01-2011, 05:30 PM
You have to control "The Fist Of Death" every time you walk into Pet-whosis and hear some of the "advice" being dispensed.

You snatch the net away from the clueless-newbie-sales-help after 15 minutes of watching them try to catch your new fish.

Your SO grabs your arm to hustle you past the new aquarium displays.

:hmm3grin2orange:

Kayfish
08-01-2011, 05:34 PM
When you find yourself answering a post from your iphone while sitting on the toilet at work and then getting so involved that your legs fall asleep! LOL

Goes to 11!
08-01-2011, 05:44 PM
You know you're an AC member if I have ever Googled it for you.

Strider199
08-01-2011, 05:51 PM
You know you're an AC member if I have ever Googled it for you.

And we thank you for that 850R.:22:

Strider199
08-01-2011, 10:07 PM
Seems we are stalling out;

If you keep your pc on the AC while you are doing your weekly water changes to keep in touch.

You may be an AC member.:goldfish:

bignellm
08-02-2011, 01:29 AM
You might be an AC member when,

The first thought in your head is "WHAT THE @##$" when you see a Pleco on someone's fish stock list in a 10 gallon tank.

And your first words typed are: "Rehome the Pleco"

Fisharefriends27
08-02-2011, 01:50 AM
You loose power, therefor no wi-fi, and the first thing you do when the power goes on is post this on ac on this thread. Yeah we lost power. :hmm3grin2orange:

Cyberra
08-02-2011, 02:09 AM
You know you're an AC member when 2/3 of 3,000 digital camera pics are of fish...

...when you hold conversations with your fish...

...when you drive everybody around you nuts by talking about what you've read in various threads

DylanisHawttt
08-02-2011, 02:10 AM
You may be an AC member when...

You aquascape your tanks so often you have to look at pictures to remember what they looked like before.

Fisharefriends27
08-02-2011, 02:12 AM
You know you're an AC member when 2/3 of 3,000 digital camera pics are of fish...

...when you hold conversations with your fish...

...when you drive everybody around you nuts by talking about what you've read in various threads
Wow! Those are good reasons. I always talk to Angie, and I talk about what I read to my friends and they just say can we do something else? Lol:hmm3grin2orange:

bignellm
08-02-2011, 02:20 AM
You know when your an AC member when,

You've named each and every fish,
Keep medical journals for each,
and know what each and every fish's genealogy is,
reciting them often when in deep discussion about them.

Cyberra
08-02-2011, 02:33 AM
You know when your an AC member when,

You've named each and every fish,
Keep medical journals for each,
and know what each and every fish's genealogy is,
reciting them often when in deep discussion about them.
XD I have named all my fish, and I could go on forever describing all their different personality quirks.

bignellm
08-02-2011, 02:49 AM
Same here, and daughter even got in on action of naming.
My tiger nerite is called cinderella thanks to her thumbs2:
Is cool, cause every now and again, she tries to leave the ball/tank to get home.
"OH NO! It's midnight and I must get home!"

Kayfish
08-02-2011, 03:44 AM
When you fall asleep with mouse in hand reading threads and wake up an hour later and can't turn your head, deciding to forge on before finally going to bed. :)

Goes to 11!
08-02-2011, 04:18 AM
You know when your an AC member when, You know that a 90g tank will fit in your car but a 100g will not.

Cyberra
08-02-2011, 04:29 AM
XD You know you're an AC member when that "can I come home with you, please?" look from the lfs tanks results in yet another new addition to your finny family... That's how I got Dark Lady. She gave me that look, and I just melted

gadget228
08-02-2011, 10:14 AM
You know you're an AC member when your logging on while waiting for your coffee to brew.

MCools
08-02-2011, 12:59 PM
If you know where you want to put your next three tanks and how you'll rearrange your furniture to make room - even thought you can't afford to go out and buy one new tank yet...You might be an AC member.:help:

DylanisHawttt
08-02-2011, 01:23 PM
You know you're an AC member when...

Friends call you Aquaman and new hobbyist in your area somehow get ahold of your number and text you asking what all they need to have happy fish.

I actually take pride in that one LOL thumbs2:

Fisharefriends27
08-02-2011, 04:01 PM
I'm not sure if some one said this yet but

You know you're an ac member if you have MTS :hmm3grin2orange:

Strider199
08-02-2011, 10:25 PM
I'm not sure if some one said this yet but

You know you're an ac member if you have MTS :hmm3grin2orange:

Ok I'll bite. What does MTS stand for?
My search results show,

MTS
may refer to: Contents. 1 Organizations; 2 Medicine and biology; 3 Science and technology; 4 Computers; 5 Video games; 6 Business; 7 Education ...

MCools
08-02-2011, 11:30 PM
Or Multi Tank Syndrome.....:hmm3grin2orange:

Strider199
08-02-2011, 11:41 PM
Or Multi Tank Syndrome.....:hmm3grin2orange:

[Strider smack his head]. Of course, thank you.(blush)

bignellm
08-03-2011, 02:46 AM
OMG! And here I thought it was Malaysian Trumpet Snails. :11:

@#$%, I've been making a total #$% of myself.

Now feel dumb. :11:

Cyberra
08-03-2011, 03:27 AM
OMG! And here I thought it was Malaysian Trumpet Snails. :11:

@#$%, I've been making a total #$% of myself.

Now feel dumb. :11:
XD The meaning depends on the context... If the thread seems to be talking a lot about snails then it's Malaysian trumpet snail. Otherwise it's multiple tank syndrome

bignellm
08-03-2011, 03:35 AM
XD The meaning depends on the context... If the thread seems to be talking a lot about snails then it's Malaysian trumpet snail. Otherwise it's multiple tank syndrome

Double Egg on face, who's for an omelet?

You know your an AC member when;

you learn MTS and MTS can be two different things...

Strider199
08-04-2011, 11:07 PM
If you get home from work and have a need to see how someones cycle is coming along after last nights read,

You may be an AC member.

DylanisHawttt
08-04-2011, 11:15 PM
You may be an AC member when...

Your mom is going to buy you a Fluval 405 for your 19th birthday,

Or your mom texts you and says, "Will you be home tonight so we can CL surf and fluval pump hunt? lol"

Or when your girlfriend asks you, "What do you want for your birthday?" and you reply, "I'd really like a powerhead for my tank" :hmm3grin2orange:

Strider199
08-04-2011, 11:49 PM
I wish some one would buy me a Fluval 405.:11:

DylanisHawttt
08-04-2011, 11:52 PM
I wish some one would buy me a Fluval 405.:11:
Best part is... I'm buying my own birthday present! :cussingwhite: Welcome to the real world, Happy 19th Birthday! :11:

Strider199
08-05-2011, 12:03 AM
Happy 19th Birthday DylanisHawttt.:22:

DylanisHawttt
08-05-2011, 12:47 AM
It's not til the 24th of the month but thanks Strider!

You know you're an AC member when...

You create a Livestream account and put it in front of your 55g fish tank and live stream your fish swimming around. Would anyone care to see?

MCools
08-05-2011, 01:59 AM
@ DylanisHawttt: Of course!

You know your an AC member when your in the middle of watching The Lord of the Rings and all of a sudden you start thinking about fish.....:help:

Strider199
08-05-2011, 02:08 AM
Lord of the Rings??? Really MCools? Those were my favourite novels and the Movies did them justice. Nice to meet another LOTR fan.:22:

MCools
08-05-2011, 02:14 AM
My favorites, too. Now I have 2 things to associate with the name "Strider" :hmm3grin2orange:
Oddly enough, smaug makes me think of dragons....I'm sure it will be the other way around when the movies finally come out! :hmm3grin2orange:

Strider199
08-05-2011, 03:00 AM
Now I have 2 things to associate with the name "Strider" :hmm3grin2orange:
:
Your on to me MCools. Thats where I picked up the nick.

cuckoochews
08-05-2011, 03:32 AM
You must be an AC member if you just read all 90+ posts on this thread and came to realize "I may need counciling". :shappy:

Cyberra
08-05-2011, 03:57 AM
You know you're an AC member when one of your created roleplay/fanfiction characters starts keeping fish

Strider199
08-06-2011, 12:16 AM
LOL @ Cyberra's post.:hmm3grin2orange:

If you worry about your pleco's veggie intake while at work and wonder if another type of veggie may be beneficial,

You may be an AC member.

DylanisHawttt
08-06-2011, 01:15 AM
You may be an AC member when...

You and your girlfriend's anniversary comes up and you suggest going on a date to the Virginia Aquarium (I've already been there so many times :hmm3grin2orange: ),

Or you troll Craigslist looking for new tanks every day hoping to find a tank you don't have yet.

Cyberra
08-06-2011, 06:12 AM
LOL @ Cyberra's post.:hmm3grin2orange:

If you worry about your pleco's veggie intake while at work and wonder if another type of veggie may be beneficial,

You may be an AC member.
I'm serious! The boss of my OC (original character) crew keeps koi in a bowl in his office. Though, considering the character in question is a Transformer who stands over 40 feet tall and he keeps said koi in a tank that's to him as a 40-gallon tank is to us, no harm to the fish

ldoerr
08-06-2011, 07:13 AM
When you loose sleep thinking about fish and what to post next... Need to start a thread on moving with a tank. Later today I will do that.

bignellm
08-06-2011, 01:35 PM
When you loose sleep thinking about fish and what to post next... Need to start a thread on moving with a tank. Later today I will do that.

^^^^ This ones actually been hittin me lately... not good

Fisharefriends27
08-07-2011, 10:18 PM
When you get the vBulliten message All of the time that you can't hit the new posts button more than once in 10 seconds.:hmm3grin2orange:

bignellm
08-07-2011, 10:23 PM
When you get the vBulliten message All of the time that you can't hit the new posts button more than once in 10 seconds.:hmm3grin2orange:

Actually seen this one a few times... Usually welcoming new members. thumbs2:

You know your an AC member when,

You have an Access Database project dedicated to your fish and fish you've once kept.

Strider199
08-08-2011, 12:13 AM
When you help another member of the AC with some info and you hope that your info will solve the issue,

You are an AC member.

sheamurai
08-08-2011, 12:51 PM
OMG, I did the couch replacing thing when I got my 125...