My New Lexus (joke)

[Lady Hobbs]

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
Mind"replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, if I said, "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A****holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted
Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car

But I think I could change a few names here.

[Drumachine09]

HAHAHA!


What does dubya play?

[tropfish]

hahahah good one!

[crackatinny]

Wow, thats 1 flash set of wheels.

Imagine driving along having a conversation about different singers LOL. Stereo would be going crazy.

[Lady Hobbs]

I think it would fun to put your own spin on that. Might be an interesting challenge.

[crackatinny]

Funny thing is, there are cars out there with voice activated features, makes you wonder if stuff like this happens.

[2manyfish]

:19: Good one Hobbs!

Anybody ever watch "The Osbournes" on TV? There was one where Ozzy had bought a new car. At that point in time he couldn't drive so his chauffer was driving the car and pointing out the new features on the car. One of them was the radio. Voice activated. All you had to do was tell the computer to turn on the radio and then what type of music you wanted or you could say the radio station. Ozzy mumbled something and the car replied that it "couldn't understand what was said and would he repeat it?" Which Ozzy did, several times. Each time he got madder and started adding colorful words which again the computer did "not understand".....absolutely hilarious!! :c3:

[Lady Hobbs]

I wish my car would talk to me. I'd go sit in it and talk to it rather than listening to one more minute of this Angel channel!