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tropfish
06-23-2007, 05:04 PM
This is a game we used to play all the time in another forum. I'll start by saying a scentence then people add onto it untill we get a story going. It would go on and on for weeks to months at the other forum. It can be funny or seroius or sad or whatever you want to make it in your parts.
ok so it'll start like this:
Ted was watching TV one day when he saw....
...a newsclip featuring a nude photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Congress, he then...
tropfish
06-23-2007, 05:24 PM
ran out of the room screaming...
His neighbour, Pamela Anderson, came running to see what he was screaming about...
tropfish
06-23-2007, 05:35 PM
he liked her for *ahem* reasons :ezpi_wink1: and asked her out for a drink. She...
...gracefully declined his kind offer, but suggested that Paris Hilton was in need of a strong shoulder to cry on.
cocoa_pleco
06-23-2007, 05:46 PM
but he said " i wouldnt touch that with a 40 foot pole, so... "
tropfish
06-23-2007, 05:54 PM
He decided he would visit his good friend Micheal Jackson. So he...
...loaded up a boxful of ripe bananas and headed off overseas...
Unfortunately his GPS navigation system had a critical flaw, and he ended up in...
...Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada. After visiting the Prohibition Period Secret Tunnels, and having a facial at the spa, he found himself at loose ends so he...
Drumachine09
06-23-2007, 07:00 PM
...Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada. After visiting the Prohibition Period Secret Tunnels, and having a facial at the spa, he found himself at loose ends so he...
Went fishing and caught a 50 lb musky. The musky bit him and.....
tropfish
06-23-2007, 07:23 PM
then flopped back into the water/ he was so mad that he...
cocoa_pleco
06-23-2007, 08:09 PM
bit off his own finger and ran to...
the nearest bar to anesthetize the pain.
tropfish
06-23-2007, 08:38 PM
of course after a few drink he was felling pretty good so he...
cocoa_pleco
06-23-2007, 08:46 PM
went hopping to...
tropfish
06-23-2007, 08:56 PM
the girl across the bar. He started toalking to her and...
..she really started to seem interested.
tropfish
06-23-2007, 09:39 PM
so he asked her to...
...come home with him and help clean his aquarium. :wink2:
tropfish
06-23-2007, 10:26 PM
she politely declined. He was so mad he hit her with an algea scrubber that he happened to have handy. he then...
whipped out his...test kit and demanded a water sample from the bartender.
tropfish
06-25-2007, 08:40 PM
The bartenders water tested positive for...
tropfish
06-25-2007, 09:35 PM
he began feeling a lil' tipsy. So he went outside and..
...promptly fell flat on his face.
tropfish
06-25-2007, 09:50 PM
"OWW" he screamed. A woman came running over shouting "are you ok??" he got up and...
...thanked her for her help.
tropfish
06-25-2007, 09:53 PM
he then proceded down the street in search of...
tropfish
06-25-2007, 10:00 PM
he found one only to discover that...
Nick_Pavlovski
06-26-2007, 12:38 AM
it was in fact a front for an Elbonian People's Liberation Front recruiting centre.
LOL!
The Liberation representatives immediately descended upon him and started explaining...
...their rather bizarre dress code. He was obligated to wear...
Drumachine09
06-26-2007, 01:31 AM
...their rather bizarre dress code. He was obligated to wear...
a kilt, and crush velvet purple suit jacket. On the feet, you must always wear......
(Oh, LOL, this is good stuff)
...a pink bandana on his head and a wide lapel white shirt with a large print of the Elbonian flag on the back supplemented by pads on his elbows, black silk pants, and guinea pig fur moccasins.
Nick_Pavlovski
06-26-2007, 07:57 AM
Having donned all this attire, he saw the Bat-signal shining in the sky...
...to his delight, the batmobile whipped around the corner! It stopped abruptly in front of him and the doors opened in a mysterious fog (where does that fog come from?).
As the fog cleared Batman stepped out of the vehicle and said:
Drumachine09
06-26-2007, 02:46 PM
Nice shoes can i have them?
tropfish
06-26-2007, 05:39 PM
he exchanged the boots for the batmobile. He jumped in and sped away toward..
...New Mexico...thinking he had crossed the border.
tropfish
06-26-2007, 10:07 PM
he got out looking for...
...cactus plantations because he always wondered how tequila was made. But although he saw lots of cacti...he didn't find one tequila brewery. Being disheartened he stomped back to the batmobile and decided to head to...
Italy. Unfortunately it was only about 100 feet from shore when he realized the batmobile was not water-proof. So...
Nick_Pavlovski
06-26-2007, 11:35 PM
he realised he was in a predicament. Grabbing his seat cushion, he jumped into the ocean...
...and was promptly surrounded by white tipped reef sharks!
Nick_Pavlovski
06-27-2007, 01:24 AM
The sharks began circling him and he could only think of cheese...
tropfish
06-27-2007, 03:55 PM
the chesse gave him the brilliant idea too
Nick_Pavlovski
06-27-2007, 11:17 PM
of making chicken clucking noises, which should make the sharks think that...
he was insane, so they...
...decided not to eat him. Concerns about mad-people disease were becoming more common among the oceanic carnivores. Once he saw the sharks swim off into the distance he...
Nick_Pavlovski
06-28-2007, 04:43 AM
headed for the shore. Once he reached the sand, pretty Polly the local town gossip...
tropfish
06-29-2007, 03:25 PM
asked him what happened and why he was holding a starfish in his hand. he replied...
...with commendable aplomb, considering he was dripping water and had seaweed stuck in odd places...
"A star for a star"...as he handed the starfish to Pretty Polly...
In reply, Polly said...
tropfish
06-29-2007, 03:32 PM
she blushed and asked him if he wanted to go to dinner with her. He replied...
He declined, instead retiring to his house, which was...
Drumachine09
06-29-2007, 09:14 PM
He declined, instead retiring to his house, which was...
In the process of being filled with water, to make a giant aquarium, he then went to..................
the nearest hotel so he could take a shower and get some rest. Unfortunately for him,
tropfish
06-30-2007, 12:56 AM
All the hotels were full because the national butter eating contest was the next day. He decided too..
...decline entering the butter eating contest and instead went down the street to enter the regional fish flake snorting contest.
tropfish
06-30-2007, 01:26 AM
(hahaha good one)
the next day he snorted an amzing record braking 87 cans of fish flake. He became a fish flake addict. he did all he could to get his flakes. He finally sought out the help of FFA (fish flakes anonymous) unfortunately he..
...kept going into remission. He went from fish flakes to flake crisps to betta pellets and finally found the bottom of the barrel when he started up on NLS large variety pellets.
Nick_Pavlovski
06-30-2007, 11:48 AM
Yet after one particularly trying afternoon, trying to resist temptation, he read an inspiring article about Paris Hilton and...
tropfish
07-01-2007, 06:14 PM
decided that if she could survive jail he could quit. Sadly she got out early for "reasons." so he had no idea who to turn to anymore. He decided to go to...
...Britney Spears instead...knowing she likely a lot more to offer him in the way of advice.
On the way there he...
tropfish
07-01-2007, 11:38 PM
saw a really nice 55 g tank on the side of the road! He stopped to pick it up, but suddenly
...a truck filled with cow manure came at him, out of control...
tropfish
07-02-2007, 12:39 AM
he was splattered with the manure and the tank was smashed into bits. He then...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-03-2007, 01:40 AM
dived into a nearby swamp, in order to wash off the cow manure. An inquisitive catfish came up while he was bathing and...
...remembering he was hungry, he grabbed the catfish and threw it to the shore.
Nick_Pavlovski
07-03-2007, 10:39 PM
While it was flopping around on the shore, he felt pangs of guilt about what he was doing. He began to wade to shore...
tropfish
07-04-2007, 12:02 AM
when suddenly, all the dying fishe's buddies came up to him and said...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-05-2007, 02:13 AM
"Show some 'eart, guvnor!", with strong British accents. This was so surprising he deftly flicked the catfish into the water...
tropfish
07-05-2007, 02:27 PM
They thanked him and got ready to swim off, but before they did they gave him a peice of bogwood to thank him. He wnet home and put it in his aquarium only to discover...
crackatinny
07-05-2007, 02:42 PM
the following morning, that his aquarium had been overrun by snails
tropfish
07-05-2007, 02:47 PM
He rushed to the petstore to find a fish to eat the unwelcomed guests. When he got there he discovered...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-05-2007, 11:05 PM
that huge mutant snails had taken over the petshop...
The largest mutant snail, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and looking remarkably like Buddy Holly politely, but ominously, asked him,
"May I help youuuuuuu?"
tropfish
07-05-2007, 11:20 PM
"Uhmmmmm....no i just need to get a fish to get rid of snai......nevermind i'll just be going" He ran for the exit but was captured by the snails to be made into a pet. He was put into a glass "airtank" (lol thumbs2: ) where he stayed for a grueling week. He realized that it had thin glass and told the snails he'd be more comfortable with it filled with water. they did that and suddenly the glass shattered! He ran out the door shouting you should've used acrylic :28: !! He went home only to find that...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-06-2007, 04:26 AM
his own fish were desperately thin and hungry. If the SPCA or PETA saw that, he was in big trouble. Then he felt a presence behind him. He turned around slowly, and saw...
j0hnh0lmes
07-06-2007, 02:58 PM
Batman wanting his batmobile back because the shoes.....
Nick_Pavlovski
07-06-2007, 09:51 PM
"Holy popcorn, Batman!" he exclaimed. Batman sucker-punched him, causing him to reel back and fall onto the floor. "I don't need another Robin", Batman muttered, "now, I've got some mutant snails to deal with".
...slightly confused...he shook his head and took in the situation before him:
He and Batman were up against the Mutant Snails and looking hopelessy outnumbered (not to mention that the snails looked quite hungry)...but to their delight they were soon joined by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Leonardo and Raphael jumped to their sides while the other two held the rear...
Leonardo turned to him and said:
Nick_Pavlovski
07-07-2007, 05:58 AM
"I think I'm tired of always eating pizza. When this is over, let's go for a kebab, OK?"
Drumachine09
07-07-2007, 06:18 AM
"I think I'm tired of always eating pizza. When this is over, let's go for a kebab, OK?"
To which batman replied "Im a vegetarian"
The TMNT stared in aww at batman. Then batman said:"................
You know what? Screw these mutant snails. They are slow, they can't possibly do that much damage. Let's go for a beer.
crackatinny
07-07-2007, 03:40 PM
The next morning, Donatello woke up in a seedy part of town, without his shell on, as he wondered how he got into this state, his mind went back, and he recalled.........
...accompanying Batman to the local bar for a beer. The evening started to really party up when...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-07-2007, 10:27 PM
The Joker announced on TV that he was going to become a eunuch monk...
tropfish
07-09-2007, 12:16 AM
Suprised at this. Donatello exclaimed...
Nick_Pavlovski
07-09-2007, 06:55 AM
"Drinks are on the house!"
tropfish
07-24-2007, 05:03 PM
but then suddenly the door burst open an in came a firghtened green lantern. He exclaimed...
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