View Full Version : Best family guy scene

04-24-2006, 05:03 PM
Lets here your fav Family guy moments.

04-24-2006, 07:50 PM
I've never had a good family guy moment. Now Simpsons...many, many great moments!

04-24-2006, 08:29 PM
Northernboy ill open up a topic for simpsons kk?

04-25-2006, 01:05 AM
They are both good shows.

04-25-2006, 03:38 AM
Might add that I personally have a soft sot for the stewie and brian episodes, and anytime stewie is allowed to be evil ;-)

04-25-2006, 11:00 PM
lol i like the evil stewie

05-19-2006, 05:17 PM
One of the best family guy episodes was when chris told the story of how the evil monkey became evil

Scene set - Evil monkey before he becomes evil walks in his front door and says honey im home looks to his bed and sees his wife in bed with another monkey they all start jumping up and down screaching like monkeys do then suddenly the evil music comes on and he does his famous point towards his wife


Lowis: Peter what did i tell you not to do last night?
Peter: drink at the stag party
Lowis: what did you do last night?
Peter: Drank at the stag woah almost walked right into that one

05-19-2006, 05:27 PM
Lowis: sweetie its brocoli its good for u now open up for the airoplane "nerrrrrrrraaarrr"
Stewie: NEVER! Damn you, Damn the Brocoli and Damn the rights brothers (slaps fork with brocoli on it away)
Lowis: My, arent we frisky tonight, alright you dont have to eat the brocoli
Stewie: very well i Sh "GLOOP" (lowis shuved the fork in his mouth
Stewie: "SPLLT" (spits it out) Who the hell do u think u are?
Lowis: honey just because u dont like it doesnt mean its gunna go away
Stewie: well tehn my goal becomes clear, the brocoli must die!

05-19-2006, 06:19 PM
Two great scenes. Love your new avatar BTW.

This is another one I like:
Stewie: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

05-19-2006, 08:49 PM
LOL terrific Scene

The avatar is my 9 inch oscar finn

Guy on plane: oh great, i always end up sittin next to a damn baby!
Stewie: WHAT! what'd u just say!?!?!
Lowis: Stewie Stop fussing
Stewie: Not now lowis, Hey big man [slaps the guy] if you've got somthing to say, say it to my face, oh you cant hear me now? alright thats it i was going to watch the movie but forget it for the next 5 hours your my B*tch, [kicking and screaming my ears are poping and theirs no way to consone me, im hungry and possibly teething maybe im wet who knows im a baby [continues kicking and screaming]

05-19-2006, 08:54 PM
Very nice coloration in your oscar. Any chance of a bigger pic?

Stewie: The breakfast thing. Yes. It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I don't... I have no problem... it's just there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much I want to "kill" her. It's just I want her not to be alive anymore. Uh... I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult.
And then I think to myself, "My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?

05-19-2006, 09:00 PM
lois i knew i was spelling her name wrong lol

Member the episode when stewie fought his evil twin inside peters sperm

05-19-2006, 09:13 PM
I sent u a larger picture of finn, do u really think he has nice colouring i alwasy thought it was pretty plain

05-19-2006, 09:34 PM
I got the picture. Will post it here later.

Yes I really like the Yellow color in it and I really wouldn't call it plain for an albino oscar.

05-19-2006, 09:42 PM
hmm i have just aken a good shot GOOD not great but better then my other pics of finn and the tank set up if youd like ill post them later

05-19-2006, 11:59 PM
Do that.

05-20-2006, 06:44 AM
Chris: I'm sposed to be on my best behaviour and not mention poop...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!


Guy: did you bring the porn
Peter: did i bring the porn? what do you think i am some sorta porn not bringer
[swithes to the porn movie]
guy in porn movie: Come on baby
girl in porn movie: dont you have some pizzas to deliver
guy in porn movie: nah come on baby lets get busy
Peter: oh he is gunna get fired
[porn movie switches to statue of liberty]
Peter: oh man my son musta recorded of the porn for his history project
guy: what are we gunna do now:
Peter: guys where gunna drink till shes hot
Guy: thats just crazy enough to work

05-20-2006, 07:00 PM
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.


Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? (Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.

05-20-2006, 07:02 PM
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

05-20-2006, 07:32 PM
LMAO stewie rules

05-20-2006, 08:37 PM