The Crackatinny language translator

[crackatinny]

OK, for all you yanks who can't understand our version of english, here is a site that might help you .

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Take a gander, cause I reckon some of you blokes reckon I've got a coupla kangaroo's loose in the top paddock sometimes, fair suck of the sav, I reckon me bloods worth bottlin.

:thumb:

[Drumachine09]

HAHAHA! look up roo bar!

[crackatinny]

HAHAHA! look up roo bar!

I have a roo bar on my ute:thumb:

Believe it or not, a few years back, the local gumbyment (government) tried to outlaw them, said they was a danger to pedestrians, guess in the city these suitwearing polititions don't hit many roo's LOL

[crackatinny]

ROO BAR =

(but this is just a small one) LOL

My OLE UTE complete with roo bar

[Drumachine09]

THAT IS AWESOME! Ever hit one?

[crackatinny]

Na, LOL, but came bloody close. One night me and the wife was comming home for the weekend during a time working away, we was just outside this town, and a roo jumped onto the road, for about 4klm it was right by my window and it would stayed there right along side the car, then all of a sudden it darted back into the bush. If I slowed down it did to, speed up, the same, they are very unpredictable.

About 3 yrs ago, a very close freind of ours (actually the gal that got us together 19 yrs ago) was killed in an accident with a roo, she swervered to miss it and went off the road and rolled her car.

[Drumachine09]

Ohhh, deer do that to. One jumped out infront of the truck, and he rammed his left antler into the radiator and it broke off, and his other one went through the winsheild and missed my chest by 3 inches.

[crackatinny]

Only other close shave I have had, I was out fishing, next minute I hear this thunderous thumping sound, next minute the wife yells out "WATCH OUT" as she yelled, this roo comes thumping past me no more than a foot away, with a pitbull after it.

Well mate, after I had wiped my ass LOL, the wife came running over, "did you see it?" well I surely did not miss it LOL. Luckily it missed me:thumb:

[crackatinny]

Ohhh, deer do that to. One jumped out infront of the truck, and he rammed his left antler into the radiator and it broke off, and his other one went through the winsheild and missed my chest by 3 inches.

Funny that:

People over here say "don't shoot poor Bambi" they do no harm, but you guys know better.

Whereas Americans would say "don''t kill poor skippy" LOL, but we know better.

[Drumachine09]

lol. Ive heard kangaroo is good eating too!

[crackatinny]

lol. Ive heard kangaroo is good eating too!

LMAO.
My sister is a bit of an up herself sorta person, so a coupla years back at Xmas, (each brings there own meat you see), I told her I was gonna cook a campoven roast, (a campoven is a castiron pot used to cook on the coals of a campfire), well, I've served up this roast, everyone (sis included) said it was nice but a little stringy, I passed it off as being a little dry due to the way of cooking, toward the end of the meal, I brought up the subject of bush tucker (outback eating), and suggested things like roo, "I would never eat that" said sis, I nearly p#*sed myself laughin, as I said you just did.:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

[Drumachine09]

LMAO.
My sister is a bit of an up herself sorta person, so a coupla years back at Xmas, (each brings there own meat you see), I told her I was gonna cook a campoven roast, (a campoven is a castiron pot used to cook on the coals of a campfire), well, I've served up this roast, everyone (sis included) said it was nice but a little stringy, I passed it off as being a little dry due to the way of cooking, toward the end of the meal, I brought up the subject of bush tucker (outback eating), and suggested things like roo, "I would never eat that" said sis, I nearly p#*sed myself laughin, as I said you just did.:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thats awesome! Your a tricky little whip!


I did the same thing with squirrel and dumplings and my brother!

[fishntrips]

although i have been a wildlife carer. kandaroo is very yummy. no chlestorol. lovely and tender.:thumb:

[Nick_Pavlovski]

Yep, kangaroo is very good eating.
Especially lightly stir-fried.