The Aquatic communty story (Game)

[crackatinny]

Remember the 3 word story game, well that gave me the idea for this.

IDEA:
Each poster continues the story, beginning with the previous member mentioned, and continues with this member meeting another (no insults to anyone pls)

RULES:
Only one post per member per day
Members cannot answer a post ending with them (they can however wait till the next post is done, then continue the story)
NO insults that may offend

[crackatinny]

One morning, Cocoa Pleco woke up in his basement, fed his fish, bailed out the past nights rainfall, then headed down to the local walmart, as he stood waiting for a glass shrimp to be caught, he noticed, Drumachine09 browsing in the music section...

[nanaglen2001]

....loudly swearing cuase he cant find the CD of his favourite band "Da Meeki", but all of a sudden he found the newest DVD Blockbuster in which the leading role is played by Lady Hobbs....

[cocoa_pleco]

who got paid 1 milllion dollars for starring in the movie, and hobbs sent chrona $200,000 to make a awesome heavily planted 250G tank...

[Rue]

But Chrona forgot what some of the plants he needed were called. He had jumbled up all the common names in his head and had forgotten the scientific names, so he called up Nanaglen and she flew in from Germany to help him plant the tank...

[Incredulous_Ed]

But nanaglen got lost after she helped chrona so she ended up in NEw jersy, where jeffs99dimes gave her directions....

[Lady Hobbs]

But instead of giving nanaglen directions to the right house, she got directions to go to Hungryhounds.

[YaYgoldFish]

After she arrived at Hungy Hounds house, she noticed an aquarium with green water...

[xoolooxunny]

it was a 120g that hungry hound had neglected for awhile, you couldnt see two inches into the tank. So then she started to...

[Rue]

...bail water...but all Hungryhound had was a small shot glass. Luckily he also had a new bottle of cherry liquor. Nanaglen decided a ratio of 20:1 (tank water to liquor) make the chore go better. However, after bailing half the water Hungryhound decided Nanaglen needed help and called on...

[jeffs99dime]

William to see if he could get to the bottom of....

[crackatinny]

his thick sludge, he then remembered a story he had been told by drummachine...

[cocoa_pleco]

on how you can buy fairies in wal-marts basement to clean algae off, so william went to wal-mart and saw...

[jeffs99dime]

that Walmart is a horrible place to buy anything that is living.

[cocoa_pleco]

so he got a bunch of fairy traps from rue and ran down to the basement...

[Rue]

...the fairy traps were difficult to set up, especially in the green murky water. But he finally managed to set them up without loosing a finger.

And so they waited...and waited...and waited some more. Nothing happened.

Wondering if they had done something wrong, they Googled fairy traps and found that they had to be baited with Eye of Giant Squid...

Hungryhound had none in the refridgerator or freezer. Nanaglen, when they managed to wake her up, said she might have some at home...but that was in Germany and no sure thing...so Hungryhound called upon Crackatinny for advice...

[Drumachine09]

Crackatinney took hungry hound to the ocean, and lured in a giant squid using a provocative thread title. When the squid came up to the top of the water, they asked him if they could have his eye. He agreed, but first they had to give him a......

[cocoa_pleco]

kangaroo from austrailia, but crackatinny was reluctant to give away his kangaroo friend. Just then, 2manyfish ran over and gave up one of her clownfish, when...

[Rue]

...they offered the clownfish to the squid...he just looked at it and laughed and swam away. Giant Squid are not known for keeping their side of the bargain...something about cheap ink.

The fairy trap idea obviously wasn't going to work.

They all reconvened at Hungryhound's kitchen table. Nanaglen had made a pot of very strong coffee by then and they all sat around drinking it and getting hyper.

Finally Cocoa_pleco jumped up and said,

"I've got it! This is what we're gonna try..."

[cocoa_pleco]

to pull off a heist and go to every lfs in the world and get all the otto cats to clear the algae sludge. we all then stuffed into jeffs truck when...

[crackatinny]

Jeff seen us all crowded in his pride and joy, with this messy sludge still dripping from our arms, he......

[Drumachine09]

Put on his sombrero and drunk himself to sleep (ole!). Then they decided that the only way to carry out the plan was to....

[YaYgoldFish]

put jeff in the back and drive with his truck all the way to ...

[cocoa_pleco]

the headquarters of petsmart and steal the otto cats, but then hungryhound said...

[Rue]

"Can we afford to do this? The gas prices are skyrocketing! Maybe we can invent something useful with all this algae...something that will also benefit the environment at the sametime"

He looked at gm72...

[nanaglen2001]

He and Nanaglen scratch her their heads and mumble something about CO2 and Methane gases algaes excrete, and wonder if any MIT would help them building some equipement to collect that stuff from them.

So they all throw their money together they have left over, filled up the Truck and drove to....

[cocoa_pleco]

the headquarters, but then a evil boss came out, throwing hundreds of those stupid castles that fish always get stuck in. Jeff then yelled..

[crackatinny]

take that, as he through a half empty bottle of JD at him, lady hobbs gave jeff a slap across the ear for wasting JD like that and said.......

[nanaglen2001]

"Hey man, stupid....dont waste that good Algea food!!!!!!", then she turned around and...

[Zerileous]

...hopped in the drivers seat of Jeff's truck, flooring it straight towards the evil boss who immediately wet his pants and started to run.

[cocoa_pleco]

just then, cocoas evil auratus cichlid popped out and bit the evil guy in the butt. he evil dude then yelled MERCY! and we got 100,000 free otto cats for the tank, then...