Chrona
05-04-2007, 12:37 AM
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of
the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling
better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities.
You become a baby, then, you spend your
last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room
service on tap, larger quarters everyday.
Then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way - because
this getting old sucks!
You should start out dead, get it out of
the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling
better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities.
You become a baby, then, you spend your
last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room
service on tap, larger quarters everyday.
Then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way - because
this getting old sucks!