When fish can talk. Which one would it be? and what would it say?

[roulfi004]

Have you ever imagined fish talking? Which one would it be? and what would it say?

This is a fun way to find 1 liners on fish characters

An Oscar would go: "oops i did it again!" :hmm3grin2orange: (while "dirtying" the tank)
A Betta would say: "Where is he? I'll show him! Where is he?!"
Small Clown Fish (Nemo): "In danger I hide in an Amenone... no, Amenemone... no, Anememy... no..."

If we get enough cool replies, i will gather them and post them all somewhere

Its OK to have several phrases/sentences per type of fish

So get em coming!

[Drumachine09]

I would have

oscar say "im hungry"


Goldfish" Ohh ohh food! nope, its poop. Ohh ohh food! Nope, its poop."


A guppy "Hey baby, how you doin?"

[jeffs99dime]

my fish DO talk. i just can't understand them because i'm not a fish.

[Drumachine09]

my fish DO talk. i just can't understand them because i'm not a fish.

Smooth Jeff. Real smooth.

LMOA

[Lady Hobbs]

"CYCLE MY TANK, STUPID. I'M SUFFOCATING IN HERE. MY GILLS ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING AND MY ORGANS ARE FAILING."

[jeffs99dime]

"CYCLE MY TANK, STUPID. I'M SUFFOCATING IN HERE. MY GILLS ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING AND MY ORGANS ARE FAILING."

lmmfaornh!!!

[RobbieG]

If that son of a gun puts in flake instead of bloodworms one more time I'm going for his eye!

[A340]

Fish do talk, and if you don't believe me, just watch Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" ..... thumbs2:

[crackatinny]

2 male tiger barbs leaning on a piece of driftwood, watching a betta swim by would say, geez, check out the fins on her.:wink2:

[Tails]

Lol love that 'Meaning of Life' :P Fishy fishy fishy fish...we're on earth...did he goooooo?

My fish would say "Oboyoboyoboyoboyoboyoboyoboy here's that huge hand in the sky with the food!"

[roulfi004]

LoL! Great stuff! Keep em coming!

Iridescent Shark: "KAMIKAZEEEEE!"

[Lady Hobbs]

"Could I have my water changed weekly p-l-e-a-s-e" (cough-cough)

[roulfi004]

Pleco: "thuck thuck around the clock"

[minabird]

“Ooooo…..what’s up this cave?”……..”WHOOOAAAAA”…….THUNK….as the siphon sucks up the fish.
“That was fun. Hey guys! Check this out!” Fish swims up siphon again! Followed by the rest of the school!!!

OH NO!!! It’s that square fish that eats you and spits you out someplace else! Swim away and hide! It’s every fish for fish-self!!!

[jeffs99dime]

"i was doing just fine until you introduced me to these other psychos!" lol

[roulfi004]

Pretty funny stuff. My favourite so far is Drumachine's Goldfish joke. Lets get more and we could put a poll for the best fish "speech"


Drumachine
Goldfish" Ohh ohh food! nope, its poop. Ohh ohh food! Nope, its poop."

Lady Hobbs
"CYCLE MY TANK, STUPID. I'M SUFFOCATING IN HERE. MY GILLS ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING AND MY ORGANS ARE FAILING."
"Could I have my water changed weekly p-l-e-a-s-e" (cough-cough)

Roulfi004
An Oscar would go: "oops i did it again!"
A Betta would say: "Where is he? I'll show him! Where is he?!"
Small Clown Fish: "In danger I hide in an Amenone... no, Amenemone... no, Anememy... no..."
Iridescent Shark: "KAMIKAZEEEEE!"
Pleco: "thuck thuck around the clock"

RobbieG
If that son of a gun puts in flake instead of bloodworms one more time I'm going for his eye!

Crackatinny
2 male tiger barbs leaning on a piece of driftwood, watching a betta swim by would say, geez, check out the fins on her.

Tails
"Oboyoboyoboyoboyoboyoboyoboy here's that huge hand in the sky with the food!"

Minabird
“Ooooo…..what’s up this cave?”……..”WHOOOAAAAA”…….THUNK….as the siphon sucks up the fish.
“That was fun. Hey guys! Check this out!” Fish swims up siphon again! Followed by the rest of the school!!!
OH NO!!! It’s that square fish that eats you and spits you out someplace else! Swim away and hide! It’s every fish for fish-self!!!

Jeffs99dime
"i was doing just fine until you introduced me to these other psychos!"
(not sure if that was for us or the fish :P )

[Willyleigh]

This ones for Hobbs

Zebra Danios - "Just keep swimming"

[gm72]

Pirhana--"Yeah, go ahead, sucker, I DARE you."

[2manyfish]

First fish:
"So there I was, swimming in my pond when suddenly I was pulled out of the water by a strange force! It was green and hard and it had holes all through it!! Then I was placed in a small bubble of water that was held together by an invisible force field. The bubble went dark...very, very dark and for a long time too. Then suddenly I was taken out of the bubble and put in another bubble of water but this bubble was bigger and very hard. There were a bunch of other fish in there that I didn't know. Big alien eyes would come and go and some would stare at me. It was very frightening!! Then one day these big eyes just stared and stared and then that awful green force thing grabbed me up again and I made another trip in a bubble of water and ended up here where I met you!"

Second fish:
((gasp)) "Wow! Me too!!!

[Tails]

I have another one (I think i prefer this one to my previous one :P):

The lone Siamese Fighter in his tank gazing from his tank into a community tank: "Aw just cos my ancestors were aggressive doesnt mean I am..."

[A340]

Anyone remember those 3 eyed martian toys in the movie Toy Story? I always figured fish are like them when they are at the pet store.

"The net decideds who stays and who goes"

"Fear not, for I have been chosen, I go off to a better place"