Aquarium Manual translation Fail

[bluebluecow]

LOL, Just thought id copy some of my manual, its a Japenese Tank so a brilliant job has been done on translation, so heres the best bits

4)switch off before you sweep or maintain the aquariums, for avoid ofthe electric shock
6 ) special filter board, the inlet is optional, make the floating dunghill and oil stain filtered inside the filtration system.
10)with the bottom filtration layer, it can make the heavy dunghill enter into the filtration system easily, and the water fresh.
12)with a wide feeding place at the front it can feed the fish easily

Liz

[KingFisher]

LOL that's the last thing I want is a floating dunghill in my filter! :hmm3grin2orange:

[Scrup]

Sounds easy enough.

When I go to sweep my aquariums I always switch my tank off to avoid of the electrical shock.

And nothing is worse than a heavy dunghill that will not go into the special filter board, except maybe a floating dunghill and oilstains (the oilstains is the only part I cant decypher actually)

[Aeonflame]

Awesome engrish there....

[Tetris]

Manufacturer warranty: Filter pump sucky long time, unless broken. To ensure functional happiness of filter pump, reassure against sand.

[Rue]

Heh heh heh...floating dunghills...:hmm3grin2orange:

[Northernguy]

Thats crazy!
So are dunghills good or bad?:hmm3grin2orange:

[Red]

I wonder if these dunghills remove nitrate.

[bluebluecow]

[QUOTE=bluebluecow]
10)with the bottom filtration layer, it can make the heavy dunghill enter into the filtration system easily, and the water fresh.

/QUOTE]


well they must be good these dunghills, since the heavy dunghill enter into the filtration system easily and the water fresh LOL

Liz

[Lab_Rat]

:lmao: :rolling:

I love Engrish.

[lobsternoob]

Those are pretty good, engrish is fricking awesome. It never ceases to amaze me how weird some stuff translates. Heavy dunghills LOL

[domjd05]

Manufacturer warranty: Filter pump sucky long time, unless broken. To ensure functional happiness of filter pump, reassure against sand.

Another classic tetris post.