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bigbad-ratman
10-22-2009, 02:15 AM
have an idea i think folks here will jump on. the idea is this: you think of a silly riddle and post it. whoever gets it right, gets to post their own silly riddle. of course we need to keep it clean. and of course i'll go first.

i have two coins in my hand, (american currency) worth $0.35. one of them is not a dime. what are their denominations?
Goodbye
10-22-2009, 02:21 AM
have an idea i think folks here will jump on. the idea is this: you think of a silly riddle and post it. whoever gets it right, gets to post their own silly riddle. of course we need to keep it clean. and of course i'll go first.

i have two coins in my hand, (american currency) worth $0.35. one of them is not a dime. what are their denominations?

Quarter and Dime
bigbad-ratman
10-22-2009, 02:22 AM
Quarter and Dime

the wording was supposed to be silly, like: "if one is not a dime the other one is." but i'll give you credit to get this going.
AABatteries
10-22-2009, 02:38 AM
the wording was supposed to be silly, like: "if one is not a dime the other one is." but i'll give you credit to get this going.

Just if. :ssmile: So yes, dime and quarter.

Was gonna make a riddle up, but forget it. :hmm3grin2orange:
smaug
10-22-2009, 11:04 PM
agass had a whole day to respond,can I give one?
bigbad-ratman
10-22-2009, 11:46 PM
sure let keep it rolling!!!
LadyHatred
10-23-2009, 12:42 AM
.....waiting.....

Can I put one in?
smaug
10-23-2009, 12:48 AM
how far can you walk into the woods before you start coming out?
bigbad-ratman
10-23-2009, 12:54 AM
one step. after that you can turn around and leave!!!
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 01:01 AM
half way?...
smaug
10-23-2009, 01:01 AM
one step. after that you can turn around and leave!!!
Maybe,but thats not the answer to my riddle.
smaug
10-23-2009, 01:02 AM
half way?...
agass got it.
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 01:07 AM
agass got it.

I've heard a ton of these :P

Here's one.

As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 01:20 AM
It does come from a tree, but tree is not the answer.
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 03:28 AM
cut wood..........
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 03:48 AM
cut wood..........

nope......
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 04:00 AM
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?


AG!!! This is a family oriented forum!!! The shame...
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 04:01 AM
sawdust......

answer courtesy of Mommy1
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 04:29 AM
sawdust......

answer courtesy of Mommy1

That's the answer!
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 04:49 AM
The man that made it didn't need it. The man that bought it didn't want it and the man that used it didn't know it. What was it?
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 06:20 AM
The man that made it didn't need it. The man that bought it didn't want it and the man that used it didn't know it. What was it?

a casket?...
jaysee
10-23-2009, 06:34 AM
a casket?...

That's what I thought too
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 06:35 AM
a casket?...


Correct! .
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 06:56 AM
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 07:01 AM
a polygraph test?
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 07:03 AM
a polygraph test?

nope, keep guessing.
jaysee
10-23-2009, 07:05 AM
Tommy ?

"Can he hear or see or do I smash a mirror"

A mirror!
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 07:31 AM
Tommy ?

"Can he hear or see or do I smash a mirror"

A mirror!

Jaysee got it!
jaysee
10-23-2009, 07:43 AM
My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 07:56 AM
fruit???????????
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 08:04 AM
fruit???????????
that would be my guess.
jaysee
10-23-2009, 12:13 PM
fruit???????????

fruit it is
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 03:53 PM
Ok, I have no riddles so someone else can give the next one.
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 05:02 PM
Ok, I was provided with another riddle...

30 men were killed when their ship sunk. Not a single man died. How could this be?
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 05:05 PM
Ok, I was provided with another riddle...

30 men were killed when their ship sunk. Not a single man died. How could this be?

the men that died were not the men on the ship?
Twe3k
10-23-2009, 05:06 PM
no the ship was a submarine:)
rich311k
10-23-2009, 05:11 PM
They were all married?
Lab_Rat
10-23-2009, 05:12 PM
They were all married?

We have a winner!!!
Twe3k
10-23-2009, 05:21 PM
whoa.. i really misread that:)
rich311k
10-23-2009, 05:30 PM
Someone post one up. I really do not have one.
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 05:44 PM
What gets wetter as it drys?
Twe3k
10-23-2009, 06:02 PM
a towel.....
Goodbye
10-23-2009, 06:31 PM
a towel.....

Correct! :22:
Twe3k
10-23-2009, 06:48 PM
A professional fisherman caught 30 fish during a 5-day tournament. Each day, he caught three more fish than the day before. How many fish did the fisherman catch on the first day?
rich311k
10-23-2009, 06:51 PM
none

3 6 9 12
Twe3k
10-23-2009, 06:53 PM
correct!! thumbs2: