How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Deleted User]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to scratch.

Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring my house, my nails will be dry.

GSD: I’ll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid light.

Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, Dah-ling, Leave it for the servants.

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Chow-Chow: I’m with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is.

Labrador: Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeze, can I?

Akita: I’m with the Chow and Malamute. What’s for dinner?

Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.

Pointer: I see it. There it is. Rrrrrrright there.

Norwegian Buhund: Great, the bulbs gone. Let’s eat the cat food while they can’t see.

[Aeonflame]

Hahahaaa.. that was hilarious! I love dogs

[Jaster]

lmao awesome! :hmm3grin2orange:

[Padams]

I would ask for the cat explanation BUT

they are too busy sleeping to care:hmm3grin2orange:

[BirdOfPray]

I had a Border Collie and a Lab as a kid and yep, that's right on. ;)

[Rue]

:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: thumbs2:

[Aeonflame]

Doberman: Where?!Where?!Where?!Where?!Where?!

[bigbad-ratman]

I would ask for the cat explanation BUT

they are too busy sleeping to care:hmm3grin2orange:
they sleep better with the lights out.

[bigbad-ratman]

Jack Russell Terrier: LIGHTS! LIGHTS! LIGHTS! I'LL CHANGE THE LIGHTS! WHERE ARE THE BULBS! LIGHTS! LIGHTS! What was i doing?!

[HorrorShowRot]

Lmfao thats awesome