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sid101
10-16-2009, 01:48 AM
anyone know any? I tried to think on one just to see if I knew any and nothing.
Brookfish
10-16-2009, 11:04 PM
Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin.



What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH!!!!



What fish are musical ?

Tuna fish.



Why are fish smarter than mice ?

Because they live in schools.


Ok they are a bit sad but they were the best my 6yr old came up with.:hmm3grin2orange:
Cristoff
10-16-2009, 11:07 PM
Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin.



What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH!!!!



What fish are musical ?

Tuna fish.



Why are fish smarter than mice ?

Because they live in schools.


Ok they are a bit sad but they were the best my 6yr old came up with.:hmm3grin2orange:

I actually feel guilty I laughed at these... :hmm3grin2orange:
Little Embers
10-16-2009, 11:50 PM
I admit I didn't know any...so looked some up! (blush) :google:

• Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

• What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

The ocean.

• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?

It sinks to the bottom.

• What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

• What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

• Why did the fish cross the road?

Somebody threw it!

• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

The tune-a fish!

• What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?

I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.

• How do you shoot a blue shark?

With a blue shark spear gun.

• How do you shoot a great white shark?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.

• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?

Loch Jaws.

• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?

Moby Plum.

• Why are manatees so wrinkled?

Did you ever tried to iron one?

• Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon !

• What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater?

An avocado with an aqua lung.

• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

• What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?

A deep-loma.

• There was a Sea Scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly they swam into shore at dinner time. The chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."

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Northernguy
10-17-2009, 12:16 AM
lol Some of those aren't too bad!
I did chuckle! lol

I don't think I have ever heard a really good aquarium joke before.
Not yet anyway!:hmm3grin2orange:
BirdOfPray
10-17-2009, 03:45 AM
What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH!!!!

That sounds like what my 17-month-old calls them! He walks up to the fish tank saying, "Fssh! Fssh!"
domjd05
10-17-2009, 03:53 AM
LOL my 2 year old's graduated to "fishy?!?" *tap tap tap*


I think most people would think how much money we spend on fish tanks as pretty funny lol
Northernguy
10-17-2009, 04:43 AM
The poor electric eel was sitting sadly in his aquarium.
"Whats the matter?" asked the young boy
"I'm unhappy because I have no mate!"said the eel.
The boy quickly went out and got another eel,but the first eel still seemed sad.
The boy asked the eel"Whats wrong now?"
The eel replies "DC!"
dmagerl
10-17-2009, 01:54 PM
How do you keep a fish from smelling?

Cut off its nose.
sid101
10-21-2009, 02:26 AM
lol guys thank you! great jokes =)
lahlumdi
10-21-2009, 03:54 AM
These are great! Thanks guys!