Help me get revenge

[rookie]

ok let me just start by saying my neighbor (Dave) is my freind and the intentions are freindly pranks so please keep this in mind. however Dave has been pulling little freindly pranks on my house and one other neighbor (Chad). for example he knows i got 2 cats so he tied a noose around a stuffed cat and hung it from my front light. anyway Chad and I want some good ideas to get him back obviously the night before holloween being the target. Keep in mind he is probably in his late 40's or early 50's so i would like to keep this tastfull but still devious. so let me hear your ideas.

[Northernguy]

Dog crap in a bag is an old trick but once its lit it works everytime! lol
Someone always stomps it out!

Do not burn his house down! lol

That cat in the nose is really border lining it!Thats sick even if it was stuffed!

[robflanker]

Fill his car with packing peanuts

Put confetti in his AC ducts, make sure the AC is turned on in the car so that as soon as the car goes on the AC is on full blast and WHAM! confetti everywhere. Wanna make sure he does that in the driveway tho cos you dont want them turning on the AC on the highway or something

[Northernguy]

Thats a great plan but if this is a car guy I wouldn't mess with it.
Some things are sacred! lol

[Padams]

globs of vasoline on door handles is always a stand by

If you REALLY want revenge, but are willing to help out in the end......... Pull all 4 tires off the car and put it on blocks leave the tires on the front porch

[rookie]

great advice guys keep em comming.

[jaysee]

Superglue a d***o to his windshield.

[Northernguy]

If he is a car guy that will be like signing a death warrant!:hmm3grin2orange:

[robflanker]

when it gets cold... dip cottonballs in water and place them on glass only - car/house (cant stress glass only enough).

They'll freeze onto the glass and look ridic - only way to get them off is to warm them up and then take them off.

If you put them on the paint, there is a good chance it'll take the paint off lol

You could also seranwrap the car - ive done that before.

[rookie]

when it gets cold... dip cottonballs in water and place them on glass only - car/house (cant stress glass only enough).

They'll freeze onto the glass and look ridic - only way to get them off is to warm them up and then take them off.

If you put them on the paint, there is a good chance it'll take the paint off lol

You could also seranwrap the car - ive done that before.

rob i think you hit the nail on the head with the type of pranks i was looking for. we already had plans of seran wrapping his truck we got the industial stuff because chad works for a moving co. also i think im going to take u up on the cotton balls. maybe ill use the cotton balls and tape jaysee's suggestion to the winshild togeather lol

[robflanker]

could always get the windshield chalk and write stuff on there.

Friends and I also blew up like 500 ballons and put them in a friends bedroom. You could do that in a car/room but you need a posse. Its hard work

[Lolita]

Cover his car in post-it notes in the middle of the night!!

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[robflanker]

another good one is get the instamash and cover his yard or a portion of his yard with it.

when it rains the stuff bubbles up and you have a lawn of instamash lol

[Afk4Jfk]

heres one for winter, get chad and build a very large snow man behinde his truck one night!!!

[thatcichlidguy]

Ahh the ol' flaming bag gag. Classic and effective.

Since he's already set the bar pretty high (or low depending on your POV), anything goes IMO. If you know the guys cell # , there are tons of things you can do. Lots of multi media gags you can pull. My favorite one is a loud voice that anounces that the "person holding this phone is looking at gay porn". Works great especially if he works around a lot of people.

I think the d**do on the windshield is freaking hilarious! If the guy drives a rear wheel drive vehicle there's always the washer on the drive shaft gag. Zip tie a washer to the drive shaft (requires two ties) so that as it turns the washer hits the undercariage with each turn. As he drives it will be stiking the vehicle and all he'll hear is wap, wap, wap, wap, when the vehicle moves. Doesn't cause damage but is totally irritating.

[jaysee]

If you do my idea, make sure you get the...whole package!

[rookie]

If you do my idea, make sure you get the...whole package!

lol :hmm3grin2orange:

[krystalsohun]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhh he has a truck what lovely things you can do to a truck. Smeer his windsheild with vasoline hahahha when he trys to wipe it off. Or you can put a metal container in the bed and put 100% proof alcohol init and light it up the alcohol will put itself out and if you dont put alot in the big bucket no harm to the truck but he'll flip out thinking his truck is on fire.

[Wiggs]

take a soda cap and fill it with milk. Then hide them in hard to get to places or places someone wouldn't look.


Delayed gratification, but if its in his truck after about a week he won't even want o be alive when he gets into that thing..

[jaysee]

I'm gonna play off wiggs' idea - instead of milk use your dead fish:hmm3grin2orange:

[sid101]

what about the old potato in the exaust pipe? or maybe a big fish in the exaust pipe? kinda like a signature ^^
Also hide a dead fish/cheese in his a/c outlets.
Also about exaust pipes you could tape a wistle to it but i have only heard of this one have never done it myself.

[Nobodynotime]

Put oil in his exhaust pipe. Nothing will happen right away, but a few miles down the road, once his muffler heats up, it will start spewing out white smoke. It doesn't take much but it is freaking hilarious when someone thinks there is seriously something wrong with their car.

[Aeonflame]

I've always liked a dead toad jammed nice and tight up someones tailpipe...

[jaysee]

Put oil in his exhaust pipe. Nothing will happen right away, but a few miles down the road, once his muffler heats up, it will start spewing out white smoke. It doesn't take much but it is freaking hilarious when someone thinks there is seriously something wrong with their car.

Funny, but I think if the guy takes his car in to the shop and it costs him money to find out it's a prank, that might be upping the ante more than rookie wants.

[rookie]

i have dead bunker set aside for my cuzins house but i guess its enough to go around lol

[Nobodynotime]

I've always liked a dead toad jammed nice and tight up someones tailpipe...
Toad killer:nutkick:

[Aeonflame]

Toad killer:nutkick:

Lol.. theres plenty dead toads to find where I'm from. Cane toads... Bufo marinus... huge things.

My dog gets high off em. At first I used to freak out and take him to the vet for an antivenom shot, but then I realized he was doing it on purpose.. Picking them up in his mouth for a few seconds then dropping them. Then he would go lie down in his corner.. He wouldn't have ingested enough to start foaming at the mouth or anything, but he would just be lying there and howling. Used to freak me out till I realized what he was doing. Damn junkie.

[Padams]

another classic

remove all the valve stems and tape to the windshield. It also helps to block up the axles a bit so no real damage happens to the tires or rims

your choice to leave the tool w/ the stems

[Tetris]

Spraypaint something on his roof... He probably wont find out until he sells the house.

Bonus points if he lives under the path of the traffic report helicopter...

Pee in his mailbox when temperatures go below freezing.

Large balloon full of glitter/confetti/etc over his tailpipe.

Put fake blood all over the front of his truck and hang a dirty, torn, child-size t-shirt on his front bumper.

To go the extra mile, if he parks his truck outside, leave a shovel in the back.

[rookie]

Spraypaint something on his roof... He probably wont find out until he sells the house.

the house is for sale and i dont think i can get up there he got a huge house that towers over mine

Bonus points if he lives under the path of the traffic report helicopter...

Pee in his mailbox when temperatures go below freezing.

hell when im drinking i pee on his house anyway lol jk

Large balloon full of glitter/confetti/etc over his tailpipe.

i think im going to rig up something so when he opens the door it pops the balloon

Put fake blood all over the front of his truck and hang a dirty, torn, child-size t-shirt on his front bumper.

last but not least this takes the cake and is a winner i am deffinatly doing this great idea and im gonna put ketchup all over his tires and driveway

To go the extra mile, if he parks his truck outside, leave a shovel in the back.


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[Padams]

got any cop friends??????????? :policered:

it would spice it up a bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robflanker]

chalk outline and police tape around the driveway?

[Padams]

if added to ketchup and tee-shirt.............. One H**l of a belly ache from lyao