Owww

[cocoa_pleco]

DANG, i knew if i didnt kill myself on the tv aquarium, id get something done somehow else. I leaned over too far on my computer chair, and wham right on my @$$.

My worst fall was almost smashing into my 10g cichlid tank over a cord

[sergo]

you seem to carry a black cloud over your head.

bad karma, who did you piss off?

[cocoa_pleco]

who did i pi$$ off today?

Weellll, does sticking 5 skittles on someones chair, making the skittles stick to their rear for 5 hours when they sit down, letting them walk around, and telling them after the 5 hours about the skittles count?:11:

[sergo]

that's funny!!!!!!
it does make for some bad karma too.

[cocoa_pleco]

i was laughing like crazy. 5 hours with crushed skittles stuck to his rear.


The worst was when we used to put tacks on eachothers chairs. I got hit many times, and one time i jumped during a test

[DemonShark]

Lol im going to try that!

[Drumachine09]

Lol im going to try that!


What sitting on tacks?


...there must be something in the water...

[cocoa_pleco]

the tack one HURTS. now, i ALWAYS look where i sit.

[Incredulous_Ed]

One time I was cleaning my room and I leaned on the desk and I forgot I left a tack on the desk, and it went in my palm. Man,it hurt so bad.

[blue fin]

who did i pi$$ off today?

Weellll, does sticking 5 skittles on someones chair, making the skittles stick to their ass for 5 hours when they sit down, letting them walk around, and telling them after the 5 hours about the skittles count?:11:

Does the offending a$$ have to be sweaty for them to stick???

[cocoa_pleco]

i dont think so. The glucose in the skittle should attach good enough. lol

[blue fin]

i dont think so. The glucose in the skittle should attach good enough. lol
This thread makes me think of " plumbers crack " .. giving me the creeps:hmm3grin2orange:

[cocoa_pleco]

plumbers crack. lol



Bad news


for all you counting my ghost shrimp/ siphon casualties, got another one


privates name- shrimp-in butter

cause of death- friendly vacuum fire, never found in the bucket

time of death- April 5 at 9:35 PM

family- at some store, will be contacted by shrimp-mail

funeral services- the coconut shell in the 20g, 10:00 am april 6

donations accepted for his family

Body never found, R.I.P

Court will be in session april 10th, charges may be filed against the vacuum for too many shrimp casualties so far.





LOL, now me and demonshark both have active immaginations

[blue fin]

plumbers crack. lol



Bad news


for all you counting my ghost shrimp/ siphon casualties, got another one


colonel name- shrimp-in butter

cause of death- friendly vacuum fire, never found in the bucket

time of death- 9:35 PM

family- at some store, will be contacted by shrimp-mail

funeral services- the coconut shell in the 20g, 10:00 am aril 6, 06

donations accepted for his family

Lol

how small are those buggers? I was thinking of getting a few? Likely wouldn't last long though, I think someone in my tank has a taste for fresh fish!

[cocoa_pleco]

theyre small, and clear. Ive sucked up TONS of them accidentally with my siphon . They clean good, and add nothing to the bio-load. I added 3 to my auratus's tank, and the auratus jumped into the net and ate them all, but all the others are good

[blue fin]

theyre small, and clear. Ive sucked up TONS of them accidentally with my siphon . They clean good, and add nothing to the bio-load. I added 3 to my auratus's tank, and the auratus jumped into the net and ate them all, but all the others are good
Small is not really a measurement.... are they smaller than a breadbox? bigger than my harley's gas cap? ... :ezpi_wink1:

[cocoa_pleco]

about 1.5-2 inches is their average size. theyre harmless to other fish because they have tiny claws, but they can be snacks easily.

[blue fin]

about 1.5-2 inches is their average size. theyre harmless to other fish because they have tiny claws, but they can be snacks easily.
Bigger than I expected....do they get along with snails? My girls are kinda attached to our snail Gary........

[cocoa_pleco]

the shrimp may attack them. I have another casualty just now


Name- private cocktail

Incident- head stuck in aquaclear filter, trying to free self

time of injury- 10:45PM

injury- flesh ripped off, now on disability

Donations accepted





WHAT A RETARD. He got his head stuck in the filter, and i was with the net trying to pry him off. I then shut off the filter, and he went somewhere.


it looked like a kid with his head stuck in a railing

[DemonShark]

(starts To Play Taps)

[Chrona]

Ghost shrimp get pretty vicious at higher temperatures (like 78-79+). I saw a video of a tank at 82 degrees, and the ghost shrimp were swarming on a snail in the tank, lol.

[cocoa_pleco]

HAHA. I saw someone with a huge ammount of ghost shrimp, and once they cranked up the temperature in the 80'sF The shrimp looked like they were in a riot