how to kill the pain

[cocoa_pleco]

well, i had another dumbass moment.

I was with a few people, and i couldnt pop off the cap of a glass bottle. Eventually, a friend gave up and tried to smash off the neck of the bottle, and it worked. 1 hour later, i started to spit blood after drinking from it (smart, i know). I cut my lip, big deal.

This morning, the whole roof of my mouth hurt like CRAZY, and it still does. I cant even eat from the pain. Besides getting drunk and forgetting about the pain, any way of killing it?

[sergo]

nope you pretty much summed it up.

you don't happen to have any pain killers layin' around do ya'?

[sergo]

or, how about grabbing a hammer and smashing one of your toes. i promise your mouth will stop hurting.

[cocoa_pleco]

man, i think i'll try aspirin. I talk like a idiot, all slurred.

[Rue]

...that might be worse than you think...could you have gotten a sliver of glass stuck?

...at least rinse with warm salt water...it'll sting a little...but might help...it certainly won't hurt...(so to speak)...

[cocoa_pleco]

no glass slivers. The aspirin really helped.

[Chrona]

I think the alcohol from the booze would sting a "little" bit on that open wound....lol

Best thing to do is play videogames or watch movies to take your mind off of it. Pop some Tylenol too.

[cocoa_pleco]

Best thing to do is play videogames or watch movies to take your mind off of it. Pop some Tylenol too.

Videogames 101 time. some gears of war should take my pain out on other people

[crackatinny]

Na, get a big bottle of JD, break of the neck, and go to town, by the time you get to the bottom of the bottle you will have forgotton all the pain:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

Besides, your mom could give you a mouthfull of water after that, then spin you around, and you will double as a sprinkler from the holes in your cheeks:thumb:

[cocoa_pleco]

hahaha. I can be a human sprinkler for 5$/ hour

[Abbeys_Mom]

Did you at least learn something from this?

[Lady Hobbs]

ROTF.......BRILLANT IDEA. Or I will rap him a few times on the knuckles with my wooden spoon.

Cocoa_pleco.......how dumb can you really be! You could have swallowed glass, gotten it caught in your intestines and tore up a few things there.....or in your throat. Your mouth will heal fast. Gargle with some mouthwash. It's an antibiotic and will make you kissable at the same time.

[Abbeys_Mom]

... and will make you kissable at the same time.
Is that so his Mommy will kiss him better?

[cocoa_pleco]

HAHAHAHA! Man, i was so thirsty. Ive seen worse. I know someone who was dared to chew a whole pack of nicorette at once. He puked for 5 hours after that

Its bloody snowing here again. It never stops

[Abbeys_Mom]

S...n..u..o...w...? What's that? We haven't had snow for 3 weeks.

[cocoa_pleco]

i dont know whats with this province. 2 weeks ago, it was crazy warm, and now its -20C again. Epcor is also getting on my nerves. Every winter i get billions of signs " dear customer, due to the weather, a few pipes have burst and we have set up a temporary drinking supply". Gets me REALLY pi$$ed.

We also have a HUGE pothole problem in edmonton. You cant go down 1 road, im serious, without it feeling like the indiana jones ride at disneyland.

[NorthernBoy]

Just hope you didnt swallow any glass cause I promise it will hurt worse than your mouth if you have to poop it out!!!

[cocoa_pleco]

im fine now. My mouth healed fast.

MORE SNOW HAS ARRIVED= MORE FLOODED BASEMENT=MORE WORK

[Chrona]

im fine now. My mouth healed fast.

MORE SNOW HAS ARRIVED= MORE FLOODED BASEMENT=MORE WORK

He drank some Melafix. Healed right up. Breathe smells kinda bad now though, like old tea.

[Severus]

im fine now. My mouth healed fast.

MORE SNOW HAS ARRIVED= MORE FLOODED BASEMENT=MORE WORK

Sounds like you need to do some work on that basement of yours! It seems like it floods every other week

[DemonShark]

It is tiny glass shards attached to the roof of your mouth and are lodged there.

[cocoa_pleco]

i drank melafix! not

The bottom of the stairs floods always, so i have to jump like a cat to pass it

[Incredulous_Ed]

melafix.....It heals everthing!

[cocoa_pleco]

i'll open my own hospital with melafix and pimafix