sailor
08-31-2009, 01:36 PM
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or
may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: :
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love K ids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and love football.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or
may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: :
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love K ids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and love football.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.