Ban the person above you

[PhillipOrigami]

#9
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for being inarticulate...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for pure 100% ignorance.

[MLBfan]

Po banned because I know how to write propperly, but don,t make such a effort on this form;

[Goes to 11!]

MLB BANNED for admitting the obvious.. Which is just how little he cares about communicating clearly in order to help the people who come here in need of it.

[MLBfan]

850r banned because by my measure, your sig is incorrect.

[Goes to 11!]

MLB BANNED for inconceivably imagining that I assign any value to her measure or opinion in any sense whatsoever.

[MLBfan]

*%)R Banned for constantly using the wrong pronoun

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for changing the appearance of 850R's name...although it looks kinda cool...:hmm3grin2orange:

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for supporting someone in 'Not making an effort' to get it right. Lose hope now while you can still get out.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R not banned.

[MLBfan]

PO banned for agreeing with the meanest member on the forum.

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for calling someone mean...

[MLBfan]

Rue banned because I like to be truthful.

[Suda Nim]

MLBfan banned for not understanding the concept of a white lie.

[PhillipOrigami]

#10... yipee! Banned for lack of punctuation AND banned for being too honest.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED because I like to be truthful.

[Rue]

850R banned for ineffectively banning PhillipOrigami.

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned due to the simple fact that this sentence is both false, and a paradox as soon as I added that e at the end of false, what if I hadn't done that?
Triple threat, me friend.

[MLBfan]

PO banned for making me get stuck in that paradox. It took me 10 whole seconds to find a way out.

[PhillipOrigami]

MLB banned because it took you longer to ban me than to get out of a paradox.

aaand this sentence is false.

[MLBfan]

Banned because I am a super paradox out-getter.

[PhillipOrigami]

MLB banned because the proper term is "escaper/escapeee"

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for improper punctuation.

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for not following in her daughters... footwear. :-P

[Stlouisfish]

850R banned for writing the incorrect saying when it's really "footsteps"

[Goes to 11!]

Andrea BANNED for not scrolling back a few pages to see the reference I am making.

[Rue]

850R banned for repeatedy referring to my daughter's feet, er, I mean footwear...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for bringing the topic of her footwear up. :-P

[Rue]

850R banned for suggesting I vomit topics...

[Goes to 11!]

:hmm3grin2orange: Rue BANNED because if the shoe fits... :14:

[MLBfan]

850R banned for suggesting Rue has huge feet.

[Goes to 11!]

MLB BANNED for having a low level of cultural awareness when it comes to common old platitudes.

[Rue]

850R banned for using the word 'platitude' which always makes me think of platypus...

[Suda Nim]

Rue banned for the fact that I now have the Platypus Song as an earworm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48

[Goes to 11!]

Suda Nim BANNED because I prefer Narwhals:

ykwqXuMPsoc&ob=av3e

[Rue]

850R banned for giving me nightmares...:hmm3grin2orange:

[MLBfan]

Rue banned for actually clicking on the video.

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for pointing out my failings...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because tonight is dollar taco night WHOO HOO! :1luvu: :1luvu:

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for extremely irrelevant ban.

[Pleco380]

PO banned because tacos are awesome.

[PhillipOrigami]

Pleco banned for being gone for SOOOO long.

[Pleco380]

PO banned because I"M BACK! Mwahaha!

[PhillipOrigami]

The Pleco banned for spelling "Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah" wrong....

[MuckyFish]

Po banned for too many posts

[PhillipOrigami]

Muckyfish banned for too little posts.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED because I am going to get some coffee ice cream.

[PhillipOrigami]

850 banned because first of all, coffee has caffeine. That makes you crazy/high(it is a drug after all) and then you put it in ICE CREAM? which has enough sugar to replace caffeine. Tsk tsk.

Note; The above may or may not be a fact.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED because he obviously needs to man up.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for not accepting the truth.

[Pleco380]

PO banned for refusing to man up.

[gadget228]

Pleco380 Banned because my health prevents me from posting much but I am still here everyday... :ssmile:

[Goes to 11!]

Gadget BANNED because I assure you this game is not the same without you.

[SMcGrath]

850R banned for running with scissors!!

[Rue]

SMcGrath banned for not offering 850R a good reason why not...

[MLBfan]

Rue banned because the reason is just common knowledge.

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for assuming everyone is up on their common knowlege. If they were we wouldn't have the annual Darwin Awards...

[MuckyFish]

MLB banned for thinking within the box...

[Rue]

Muckyfish banned for banning the wrong poster...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because if banning Rue is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Rue]

850R banned for making me think of a witty retort...and not being able to come up with one...(blush)

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for lacking witty-licious Rue barbs to return fire with.

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned cause it is 2:22 at the time I write this.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for not banning 850R.

[MuckyFish]

Banned for four word post in three word story.

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned for cross-thread referencing...besides, didn't I use a hyphen?:hmm3grin2orange:

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for some kind of admission of guilt

[PhillipOrigami]

Watch your back Muckyfish... you are next.... MLB will tell you what I banned you for.

[MLBfan]

PO banned for trying to get me to cheat in this game.

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned for punctuating... choose many many bans or many bans.

[MLBfan]

Banned for making no sense.

[PhillipOrigami]

MLB banned for not even thinking 5 minutes before saying I make no sense.
I mean, I will ban you A LOT if you don't punctuate, and ban you a bit if you do punctuate. Choose one. If there is anything I dislike a lot, it is inconsistency in communication.....

:14:

[MLBfan]

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Po banned for not liking discus.

[PhillipOrigami]

MLB banned for disclosing secret information about my fish and sport preferences.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for keeping secrets...

[MLBfan]

Rue banned for not having secrets

[Rue]

MBLfan for sharing secrets...they're not secrets once they're shared with the WWW...

[MLBfan]

Banned becuase what the heck is an MBL Fan

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for mocking my dyslexic moment. You hurt my poor little feelings *sniff* *snivel* *cry*

[MLBfan]

Rue banned because there's no crying in online forums!

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for being bossy...

[BrandyKay]

Rue banned for needing a tissue............

[Rue]

BrandyKay banned for not being my new BFF and offering me one...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for incorrect punctuation.
BrandyKay banned for not banning very much.

[MLBfan]

Po banned because your bans are so tiring and predictable. Don't even say it

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned because I can say "It" if I want to.
In fact,


It.

[MLBfan]

O.p. Está prohibido 용 不知道 wat ik ben ρητό. mwen renmen グーグル 翻譯

[PhillipOrigami]

No.
Banned for multiple languages and loving something and abusing translate.google.com.

[MLBfan]

Banned for attempting to make it seem as if you like discus

[PhillipOrigami]

*Stares bleakly*
I will stop banning you for the same reason until someone starts dangering my dozen times.
Banned because you didn't realize that I like red discus and blue discus. Just those pure looking discus.
In fact, I would like a nice 220 discus tank.

[MLBfan]

PO banned because I don't give a rat's butt about using periods.
so there!

[PhillipOrigami]

No pun intended....
MLB banned because I am going to be free in a week.
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Best part is :43.

[MLBfan]

PO banned for lack of some Alice Cooper!

qga5eONXU_4

[PhillipOrigami]

MLBfan banned because:
a. My musics better(IMO at least).
b. Being awesome enough to get my reference.

[Rue]

PO banned for banning someone he's complimenting....

[DeadSulphurhead]

Rue banned for having a short name

[PhillipOrigami]

DeadSulphurHead Banned for having a pointless name that makes no sense in any way shape or form.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for unintentional irony. :-P

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for not explaining oneself.

[MLBfan]

PO banned because it was self-explanatory.

[Rue]

MLBfan banned for being so blunt...

[PhillipOrigami]

Everyone banned for lack of explanation.

[Rue]

PO banned for banning everyone. Thus ends this game.

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for banning the person that banned her..... w/o mystical powers thats impossible.

[DeadSulphurhead]

PO banned... just banned

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned for double-fail.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for having a verb with no subject.

[Rue]

850R banned, since this thread is still going, despite my prediction to the contrary :hmm3grin2orange: , for not providing PhillipOrigami with examples since he might find it helpful...

:14:

[MLBfan]

Rue: banned for no longer using colons as you did at the beginning of this thread.

[Goes to 11!]

MLB BANNED for suggesting that Rue 'wastes not'.

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue unbanned for being on my side.
850R banned for not having the "special treatment"

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for not wearing a helmet. So I can beat him on the head with the rules...

[Stlouisfish]

Rue banned for suggesting violence ; )

[Rue]

andreahp banned for not stressing it was 'safe' violence...

[Stlouisfish]

Rue banned for not explaining it was "safe" violence when she posted the ban.

[Rue]

andreahp banned for blaming me...

[bignellm]

Rue banned for discussing blame.

[Rue]

bignellm banned for starting the discussion! It wasn't me!

[Stlouisfish]

Rue banned for acting so innocent ; )

[Rue]

andreahp banned for ratting me out...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for being a person that is able to be ratted-out upon.

[Stlouisfish]

PO banned for thinking he is so funny using all those words.

[PhillipOrigami]

andreahp banned for assuming I think I'm funny and calling "ratted-out upon" a word(or phrase) of interest.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for pretending to be modest...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for assuming I'm pretending.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for trying to divert attention from the truth...:hmm3grin2orange:

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because sometimes the truth hurts just a bit too much. :-P

[Rue]

850R banned for making me think (even just a little) and giving me a headache...and I'm out of Tylenol...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because I didn't give you that headache, It's expensive. The bill is still in the mail is all. ;-P

[Rue]

850R banned for being an Indian Giver...

***and that is not politically incorrect...it's actually derogatory to 'white' people...so I can use it if I want to...so there...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for softening the impact of her BAN by having a disclaimer :-P.

[Rue]

850R banned for implying I'm soft...I'm all muscle underneath the er, softness...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because I was only referring to her BAN specifically, Not her person.

[MuckyFish]

850 banned for tenderizing the cut...

[Goes to 11!]

Muckyfish BANNED because I was clarifying the target

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned cause this is the 8888th post in this thread.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for being uncreative in his banning...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned for being the 8888th reply.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for being less creative than our trolls, You can do better.

[Rue]

850R banned for comparing PO to a troll...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue sorta-banned for being on my side.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for potentially thinking that Rue will not BAN him at the next opportunity . . . She will, She is fierce like that. :-O.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for assuming one smiley-face is enough to justify a sentence!

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for assuming one smiley-face is NOT enough to justify a sentence!

[onneeye]

RUE banned for not having a smiley face.

[Goes to 11!]

Onneeye BANNED for the hypocrisy inherent in his BAN considering his avatar.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for not having any direction in his username as to his name.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for speculating that I am as minimally creative as he is, You offend and wound me sir. :ssuprised:

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for an extremely excessive modified back hand insult/compliment.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for speculating that there was a compliment in my last BAN, Although that sort of creativity is a step in the right direction.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for assuming that all noses are lines.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for making obscure comments about noses...

[PhillipOrigami]

Rue banned because that is a pretty stupid ban, honestly.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for being the pot that called the kettle black...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because obviously PO can't help it, He is apparently doing the best he can.... :shakes head slowly:

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for not realizing I can help it and I'm acting.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED because all the evidence points to you not having a choice in the matter, Only you can change that.

[Trillianne]

850R banned for old times sake!

[Rue]

Trillianne banned for being banned and actually not posting...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because I am one BAN too late to return the nostalgia BAN and that is just the way it goes sometimes. :-P

[Rue]

850R banned for missing the bus...again...:14:

[Trillianne]

Rue banned for not helping 850 out when he missed his bus. Now he's in the other Peru :scry:

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED because the Peruvian bus service is all you could or would ever expect it to be.

[Strider199]

850R banned for advertising the Peruvian bus service.

[Goes to 11!]

Strider BANNED because I [STILL being The Stig] usually drive the bus so it isn't late. :-P

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for excessive caps.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED although I am not sure if you were 'Planning to fail' with the previous BAN or if it just sort of worked out that way [as usual].

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for not knowing much.

[Stlouisfish]

PO banned for thinking he knows more than 850R

[Rue]

andreahp banned for being wishy-washy. She knows that PO knows that 850R knows more than PO...no thinking involved...

:14:

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for being the poster before me and she KNOWS how that works out.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for making absolutely no sense.
Rue temp-banned for not being on my side.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for failing to fail on purpose which means he is accidentally failing, As is typical.

[Crispy]

850 banned for always stating the obvious. :hmm3grin2orange:

[Goes to 11!]

Crispy BANNED for making the 'Crispy BANS' such a rare thing.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for a lack of creativity in his bans- you have been re-phrasing the same thing for about 6 bans of me.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for being obtuse...

:14:

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for the high caliber and sniper like accuracy of her BANS.

[Rue]

850R banned for banning me...and then flattering me...all at once...it's confusing...:hmm3grin2orange:

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because opportunities for flattery are few and far between lately in this wasteland.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for always somehow having green as his title icon.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for failing [...sigh] to notice post #8925 of this very thread...

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for blindly falling into the trap.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED because you inhabit that trap all by yourself, I assure you.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for suspiciously editing bans.

[Goes to 11!]

PO BANNED for a common sense fail that is apparently bordering on paranoia, Typos are generally not considered suspicious fyi.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for always condensing my name to "PO". Thanks, I'm not a PO box.

[Goes to 11!]

P BANNED because he is right, My accuracy needed improving.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for the extremely insultive ban.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned because now I feel like I'm interruping a personal ban-fest between two men...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for not simply BANNING away... It's what we do here. :-P

[Rue]

850R banned...because I will comply!

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because I am feeling obligated to play along.

[Rue]

850R banned because I feel we're playing 'nice'...and I don't think banning is supposed to be nice...I feel like a failure...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for failling. thumbs2:

:22:

[Rue]

850R banned for congratulating failure...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED because my coffee cup is empty.

[Rue]

850R banned for poor planning. Had you asked me earlier, I could have complied...I just came from a coffee run...*sip* Ah!....

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for flaunting her beverage.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned because not only am I back, but I just woke up... And rue, coffee isn't the meaning of life ":-P".

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for sleeping in and being judgemental about coffee and life...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED even though she never whines about it.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned for banning rue for no direct reason, also being wrong about the Rue-whine situation.

[Goes to 11!]

P BANNED because I cannot say the same about him.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned because that makes just about..... zero sense.

[Goes to 11!]

P BANNED for not recognizing the difference between something 'not making sense' and something 'not making sense to you'.

It is a large, Relevant, and Significant difference and not one you should extrapolate into a feeling everyone shares.

[MuckyFish]

850 Banned for lecturing...
Not that it wasn't needed PO!

[PhillipOrigami]

Muckyfish banned for assuming that lecture applies to me.

@850R if you look at it closely, thats saying "you are right about the Rue-whine situation." Which means that you changed your mind. Because of me.

[Goes to 11!]

P BANNED for not recognizing the difference between 'everyone drawing an invalid conclusion' and 'You drawing an invalid conclusion'.

It is a large, Relevant, and Significant difference and not one you should extrapolate into a feeling everyone shares.

[PhillipOrigami]

Banned for banning me maybe 20 times for the same reason, just reworded.
Honestly, 850, its getting old.

[MuckyFish]

PO Banned for 'still not getting it'...

[Pleco380]

MF banned because I said so.

[PhillipOrigami]

Pleco banned for not banning enough.

[Goes to 11!]

P BANNED because if you have to add "honestly" to a sentence it makes other sentences [Apparently] dishonest by definition since they lack that particular emphasis.

[Strider199]

850R banned for being too DEEP with his banning statments.

[PhillipOrigami]

Strider199 banned for having a serious problem with grapes and not getting therapy.

[MuckyFish]

Phil banned for what sounds like closet stuffing...

[PhillipOrigami]

MF banned for a very confusing ban.

[Strider199]

PhillipOrigami banned for not understanding.

[Goes to 11!]

Strider BANNED because the BANNED play on.

[Strider199]

850R banned because it was not specified, "The Black Crowes or Simple Minds."

[Goes to 11!]

Strider BANNED for having to ask.

[PhillipOrigami]

850R banned because as far as I remember strider can ask what he wants with the exclusion of grapes, of course.

[Rue]

PhillipOrigami banned for resorting to bringing grapes into the banning...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for continuing a theme I don't understand... this is separate to the banned playing on, which is permitted.

[gadget228]

MuckyFish Banned because it's been so long since I banned someone that I almost forgot how to do it.

[Goes to 11!]

Gadget BANNED because I have not forgotten how to do it.

[Stlouisfish]

850R banned for having too good of a memory.

[Goes to 11!]

Andrea BANNED because it does come in handy at times. :hmm3grin2orange:

[MuckyFish]

Atefiddy, banned for smug reply...

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned for making me think too long about "Atefiddy"...esp. since I've only had one coffee so far...

[Stlouisfish]

Rue banned for choosing to think too long about "atefiddy"

[Rue]

andreahp banned for suggesting I had a choice about how long it took!

[Stlouisfish]

Rue banned because everyone makes choices.

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for obviously not noticing that around here... Thinking is [apparently] optional.

EDIT: D'oh! - :Shakes fist at Andrea: "HP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:









:-P

[Rue]

850R banned for fist shaking...tsk...such violence...;)

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for not asking if I was shaking dice ... :-P [I wasn't]

[mommy1]

Atefiddy banned for admitting he was shaking his diceless fist at Andreahp, there are other more diceless fist shaking worthy people around here!

[Goes to 11!]

Mommy BANNED for not having on shoes that tie atm. :-P

[mommy1]

Atefiddy banned because that coffee cup is still sitting on his 20 gallon.

[Goes to 11!]

Mommy BANNED because actually... it isn't :-P

[mommy1]

Atefiddy banned for FINALLY removing the coffee cup, and making my previous ban meaningless.

[Goes to 11!]

Mommy BANNED because I have plenty of coffee cups so it was no problem. :hmm3grin2orange:

[Stlouisfish]

850R banned for thinking we all want to hear about his coffee addiction.

[Rue]

andreahp banned for not staging an intervention on 850R's behalf...

...think of all the fun we could have...first we'd tie him securely to a chair, you know, the kind that spins...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED [For that disturbing insight :-P, And also] because her definition of 'fun' is obviously quite different than mine. :hmm3grin2orange:

[gadget228]

850R Banned for not letting Rue have a little fun at his expense.

[MuckyFish]

Gadget banned because
its very early in the morning
I still can't sleep
And to stop 850 (or anyone else) having fun posting #9000

[gadget228]

MuckyFish Banned because post 9001 just sounds better than post 9000.