Ban the person above you

[Goes to 11!]

Botch BANNED because I don't fit into my quarantine tank http://www.microcat.org.uk/mooning%20smileys.gif

[genocidex]

850R banned for having a horrible show avatar

[Goes to 11!]

genocidex BANNED for having absolutely no ground to stand on when critiquing avatars.

IE:Yours needs anger managment & can't hold a job.

[Trillianne]

850R banned for lack of understanding about the Hulk.

Dr.Bruce Banner had a job, he was a scientist. And then he's had several temporary jobs while on the lam for supposedly killing himself.

Also because kittens are not sucky. Kittens are warm balls of sunshine in fur. (adult cats are sometimes the suck.... like when they leave you gifts to step in with your bare feet :scry: )

[Goes to 11!]

Trilliane BANNED because I understand that he once had gainful steady employment but he has been wandering America without steady work since at least 1978 [As I recall from watching the show].

Also Cats are like the worst college roomate you ever had..

They eat your food, Sit on your furniture, You clean up after them and then they still don't even like you very much.

[Trillianne]

850R banned because he wasn't repeatedly fired, he repeatedly resigned from his jobs, which is not the same thing as being unable to hold one because you get fired a lot.

Also... clearly you've been hanging around with the wrong cats!

[genocidex]

tillianne banned for knowing so much about the hulk

[Trillianne]

genocidex banned for trying to discourage a female from being a comic book geek!

also because who is "tillianne"???

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED because I made no ref to how he gets jobless over and over again.. Just that it happens.

You know :1luvu: . . But I will respectfully decline to take advice on my [animal] company from someone defending a serial job-quitter with anger management problems :-P

:nono: :jumpyellow::hmm3grin2orange:

[Trillianne]

850R banned again because you stated:

IE:Yours needs anger managment & can't hold a job.
Which implies repeatedly being fired or laid off, not repeated quitting, and my comment was that he could hold a job, but chooses not to.

[Goes to 11!]

Trilliane BANNED because no matter how it's phrased it is effectively the same thing.

[Trillianne]

850R banned with concession about his Hulk argument and to point out that for someone that doesn't like cats he has one in his signature!

[gadget228]

Trillanne Banned because Hobbs isn't your ordinary cat, he is a man eating tiger.

[sheamurai]

gadget228 banned because I have yet to see ANY instance of Hobbs eating a man.

edited because I think I remember one where he was eating ice cream...

[Botch09]

sheamuri banned for editing his post to say he remembers Hobbs eating ice cream...which has no bearing on eating men.

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned for referring to sheamurai as he when she is clearly a she.

Sheamurai banned because Calvin's best friend is his stuffed tiger, Hobbes. Hobbes' first appearance in the cartoon is when Calvin captures him in his tiger trap:

Hobbes exists in two dimensions: reality and fantasy, and the last is actually the most "real"... Hobbes is a normal stuffed tiger, without any functioning vital parts. But, when the two friends are alone he turns into a lethal and man-eating tiger, which only Calvin knows how to control. Even if Calvin thinks of Hobbes as a constant living creature, he is the only one capable of communicating with the tiger. Together they have a fantastic time, and Calvin really doesn't need any other friends.

[Rue]

AmyLynne banned for being a Calvin and Hobbes expert.:fish2:

Hey...I've just upgraded from being stuck on page 629 of this thread, to page 696...how exciting!:hmm3grin2orange:

[MuckyFish]

Rue Banned because its better than being stuck on page 555

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned for mocking my number concerns...

[genocidex]

rue banned for being able to use the new posts button again

[Rue]

genocidex banned for putting a damper on my enthusiasm...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned because she has less reason to obfuscate.

[Strider199]

Muckyfish banned because three glolight tetras are lonely tetras.

[Botch09]

Strider banned for practicing fish psychology without a license.

[Rue]

Botch banned for snooping around in Strider's drawers...:hmm3grin2orange:

[sheamurai]

Rue banned for talking about mens drawers.

[Rue]

shemurai banned for impinging on my freedom of speech, er, freedom...

[Botch09]

Rue banned for using the word freedom twice in a sentence.

[Rue]

Botch banned for counting...

[genocidex]

rue banned for having a catfish named after her :P

[Rue]

genocidex banned for finding it funny. Rue finds it adorable.

[genocidex]

rue banned for referring to herself in the 3rd person view

[Rue]

genocidex banned for suggesting it should be all about 'me'...

[genocidex]

rue banned because "me" would have been really bad grammar, but if it was all about "I" then yes it would be

[sheamurai]

genocidex for daring to speak of grammar, when all and sundry know that Trillianne is the grammar crab.

[Rue]

shemurai banned for knowing sundry...

[genocidex]

rue banned because whos sundry?

[Rue]

genocidex banned for asking questions...AND not knowing sundry...

[genocidex]

rue banned for using all caps for and

[Rue]

genocidex banned for not using any capital letters, even where they should be used...

[Red]

Rue banned for being a hypocrite.

[Strider199]

Red Banned for having a Pulp Fiction Avatar.

[Red]

Strider banned for not having one!

[Strider199]

Red banned for not giving away Killie fish eggs to members who want some.

[Red]

Strider banned because if I had some I would give him some.

[Trillianne]

Red banned for being RED

[Botch09]

Trillianne banned for color coordinating.

[Rue]

Botch banned for noticing...

[genocidex]

rue banned for being a P.O.

[Rue]

genocidex banned for calling me a P.O. and I don't know what that is...

[genocidex]

rue banned for being a "Professional Obfuscator"

[gadget228]

Genocidex Banned for having a avatar that is just a little bit too happy.

[sheamurai]

gadget banned for having an avatar that looks like it got hit by a truck. Besides, penguins are cool, especially Madagascarian ones.

[Rue]

sheamurai banned for having my opinion on penguins...:1luvu:

[genocidex]

rue banned because penguins are AWESOME and i know you think it too

[Rue]

genocidex banned for making me laugh...

[genocidex]

rue banned for laughing. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE !!!!!

[Rue]

genocidex banned for capping at me...

[genocidex]

rue banned because ill bust another CAP on her

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for spending too much time here, like a dog with a bone...

[genocidex]

mucky banned because i beat him to banning rue XD

[Trillianne]

genocidex banned for bragging

[kingkarter]

Trillianne banned for joining before me

[Botch09]

kingkarter banned for causing me to shake my head sadly after reading his post.

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned because I've been too busy to get in here and ban someone.

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED for taking the time to drop by :-P.

[AmyLynn]

850R banned because if I didn't drop by I wouldn't know how much you all miss me.

[Trillianne]

AmyLynn banned with a snowball!

*ducks behind her snow fort*

[AmyLynn]

Trillianne banned because I have a severe dislike of snow. :evil:

[Trillianne]

AmyLynn banned with the promise of a truce cupcake!

[AmyLynn]

I can't ban you for a cupcake. I would loooove a cupcake right now. LOL

[genocidex]

amylynn banned because im tired as sin today :(

[AmyLynn]

genocidex banned because I'm sleepy and have a headache.

[MuckyFish]

Amy banned because she can be bought for the price of a mere cupcake...

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned because he's overpriced himself...

[AmyLynn]

Rue banned because I'm betting she can be bought for a cupcake too.

[Trillianne]

AmyLynn banned with this photo of said cupcakes!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-R7jzj1ZY7gM/TxZw_NfnU6I/AAAAAAAABgs/FjwLmPVUoIs/w402/IMAG0334.jpg

[MuckyFish]

Trillianne banned because YUMMY!!!! :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

[AmyLynn]

Muckyfish banned because it seems he can be had for just a pic of cupcakes.

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED because while it's true that we do miss her... It's also true that our aim is improving. :-P

[MuckyFish]

850, long time no ban, your BANNED!
Lets see for eh, missing aim.
Remember its load, aim, fire, load, aim, fire, unless your a Russian conscript in 'Enemy at the Gate' in which case the first person loads the second one picks up the gun and fires.

[Goes to 11!]

Muckyfish BANNED because 'Scope' is not just a mouthwash :-P.

[AmyLynn]

850R banned for being a possible sniper... do you have a permit and registration for that thing?

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED because permits are for people who cannot put a round center mass on target at 1200 yards.

:sniperdark:

[smaug]

850 banned cause I say its more fun to place the round lower and watch them squirm.

[Goes to 11!]

Smaug BANNED for enjoying high pitched squealing. :-P

[Botch09]

850r banned for not banning Smaug soon enough and now I have a headache.

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned for not using earplugs

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED because earplugs will not help if you are the recipient of smaugs ... 'ahem' . . . 'lower than center mass' round. :-P

[AmyLynn]

850R banned for being amused by Smaug's 'lower than center mass' round.

[Botch09]

AmyLynn banned for lack of sympathy.

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned because I am rarely sympathetic.

[MuckyFish]

Amy banned because I am still laughing at Atefiddy's snarky post. Looks like he stood in for bard on this occasion.

[Botch09]

Mucky banned for excessive merriment

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned because this headache is sucking all merriment out of the day.

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED because 'merriment sucking' is one of the first signs of the 'Zombie Apocalypse' . . . But don't tell Aeon I said that, He will put on his tin foil hat and hide while he sharpens his weapons.

[AmyLynn]

850R banned because the way my head feels today I believe the 'Zombie Apocalypse' has already begun. Beware my friend, they like large, intelligent brains.

[kingkarter]

AmyLynn banned because you live in CO and because i want to live there!

[Fishin Phil]

KingKarter banned, just because I've never banned anyone before.

[Goes to 11!]

FishinPhil BANNED for losing his 'BANNING virginity' in such a public fashion. . . That's VERY kinky Phil. :-P

[Fishin Phil]

850R banned for using Dutch in his signature.

[Goes to 11!]

Fishing Phil BANNED because my sig is simply a Dutch anagram of a translation of his sig.. . As far as you know ;-)

[Trillianne]

850R banned with an icicle!

[Botch09]

Trillianne banned for using an icicle...a yellow snow cone would have been funnier.

[Goes to 11!]

Botch09 BANNED because everybody knows that "yellow snow cone" is the primary ingredient of anything that has the word 'diet' on it's label..
Never would I mistreat my taste buds in such an uncouth manner.

[gadget228]

850R Banned because it took me all day to setup a new router and I have to put the blame on somebody available... (blush)

[Botch09]

Gadget banned for not blaming congress.

[gadget228]

Botch09 Banned because I can't blame the goverment because they are already watching me..

[Goes to 11!]

gadget BANNED because You know you're getting old when it takes you all day to set up a router.

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/e3ad2cc1a91f.gif

[AmyLynn]

850R banned for having a big posterior and showing it off.

[Goes to 11!]

AmyLynn BANNED because... "big"... ?

I'll have you know that particular representation is actual size. :14:

[AmyLynn]

850R banned for insinuating that he has a tiney hiney...:hmm3grin2orange:

[Botch09]

AmyLynn banned because "size doesn't matter"

[Trillianne]

Botch09 banned because for some things size really does matter.

You try wearing pants 3 sizes too small and get back to me if you disagree!

[MuckyFish]

Trillianne banned for causing botch to sing soprano!

[Botch09]

Muckyfish banned for reminding me of the horrible incident...back to therapy I go.

[Trillianne]

Botch banned for not embracing his good fortune to become a singer.

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED for having her priorities completely Bass Ackwards.

[Trillianne]

850R banned for going with Jimi Shoes instead of Jimi snowman:

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/seattle-snowman-rocker.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=132681562757 2

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED because despite the accuracy of the upside down strat and all.. I find the shoes just a bit more portable.

[gadget228]

850R Banned for talking about shoes when the weather outside says it's time for skates.

[Rue]

gadget banned for not taking 850R skating...

[sheamurai]

Rue banned because its not all that likely there is a lot of skating going on in Peru...

[Trillianne]

Sheamurai banned for assuming there is only one Peru

[Pleco380]

Trillianne banned for assuming the other Peru is cold.

[Rue]

Pleco banned for making me go find out how cold the other Peru is...(Peru, Indiana???).

[Trillianne]

Rue banned for taking the bait... there are 14 different Peru in the US!

[Rue]

Trilliane banned for letting me know...because now I want to say:

'14 Perus in the US? Don't you guys have any imagination when it comes to picking names?'

...but I won't...

:14:

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for not saying what she wanted to say.

[Rue]

Pleco banned because I can't come up with a quick witty rejoinder...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for obfuscating. Again...

[Pleco380]

MuckyFish banned because I said so.

[MuckyFish]

Pleco banned for demonstrating lack of imagination

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned for not providing Pleco with imaginative examples...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for not giving MuckyFish imiginative examples.

[Rue]

Pleco banned for not using the time between posts to find at least one imaginative example for himself...we'd love to see you take a little initiative...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for having a dog pic as an avatar on a fish forum.

[Rue]

Pleco banned because his pleco avatar, if you give it a quick glance, looks like a cockatiel.

They should not be kept in aquariums...

[Botch09]

Rue banned for pigeon-holing cockatiels.

[Rue]

Botch banned for use non-cockatiel bird metaphors...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned because I have a cockatiel too. But no she is not in a fish tank.

[Rue]

Pleco banned because he just reminded me I have kept a cockatiel in an aquarium actually (two of 'em)...lol. We used it as a travel cage when we moved west.:hmm3grin2orange:

[Cliff]

Rue banned for making me look up "hygrophilic" :ssuprised:

[Rue]

Cliff banned for pointing out my typo! LOL...I'm so embarrassed...(blush)

...I meant hydrophilic...I think...will go back and ascertain...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for using long words.

[Rue]

Pleco banned...no reason...

[Cliff]

Rue is banned for making me look up "hydrophilic"

(I did not notice it was spelled wrong before)

[Fishin Phil]

Cliff banned, just because I always wanted to ban a Mod.

[Botch09]

Fishin Phil banned for hate crimes against Mods.

[Goes to 11!]

Botch BANNED because FPhil recognized that Cliff was obviously ASKING for it... Just look at how he is dressed . . .

[Pleco380]

850R banned for beating me to banning Botch09.

[Goes to 11!]

Pleco380 BANNED because timing is everything :-P

[Pleco380]

850R banned for using so many capital letters.

[Goes to 11!]

Pleco380 BANNED because I only use the required amount. :-P

[Fishin Phil]

850R banned for being too close to the Illinois River.

[Goes to 11!]

FPhil BANNED for hiding his jealousy badly due to the fact he lives in the shadow of the Cheddar curtain. :-P

[Rue]

850 R banned for his cheesy comments...

[Botch09]

Rue banned for not making a cheese related fart joke.

[AmyLynn]

Botch banned because I just finished my dinner of a grilled cheese sandwich.

[MuckyFish]

AmyLynn banned because welsh rabbit is better.

[gadget228]

Muckyfish Banned for mentioning a form of Bunnies.

[Cliff]

Gadget is banned for starting to ban people way to early in the morning

[ScottishFish]

Ban cliff for having a groovy avatar!

[Rue]

ScottishFish banned for getting to live in Scotland. I was there last spring...luved it...lucky you!

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for being jealous.

[Rue]

Pleco banned for pointing out my faults...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for having faults, back to the factory store economy section for you...

[Rue]

MuckyFish banned for making me return myself. *sigh* Another afternoon wasted...

[Fishin Phil]

Rue banned for wasting an afternoon.

[Rue]

Fishin Phil banned for not banning MuckyFish too...it's his fault...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for blaming people.

[MuckyFish]

Pleco banned for picking on Rue again.

[Pleco380]

MuckyFish banned because I pick on everyone.

[MuckyFish]

Pleco banned for because this African cichlid is going to suck your eyes out of their sockets

[AmyLynn]

MuckyFish banned because ewwwww...

[Botch09]

AmyLynn banned for spelling under dramatic response

[MuckyFish]

Botch banned because Pleco eye balls, yummy!

[Pleco380]

MuckyFish banned because my pleco will eat your tetras.

[MuckyFish]

Pleco banned because that Pleco ends up in my tank I'll stock Africans or piranhas

[gadget228]

Muckyfish Banned for joining the society of bunnies owners.

[MuckyFish]

Gadget banned for letting out a bunny.

[gadget228]

MuckyFish Banned because it jumped the fence.

[Goes to 11!]

gadget BANNED for being an unrepentant & recidivist Cuniculus enabler.

[gadget228]

850R Banned because I know what unrepentant & recidivist mean but at first I had a whole different thought on what Cuniculus meant... :shappy:

[Cliff]

Gadget is banned for making me google some big words :hmm3grin2orange:

[Goes to 11!]

:think: . . . MOTM BANNED for interrupting my reminder to gadget that Cuniculus = Small, Furry, Delicious creatures. . . You know the type. :whistle: :shifty:

[gadget228]

850R Banned for doing his part in reducing the population of available Cuniculus creatures.

[Goes to 11!]

gadget BANNED because I am a big proponent of the 'catch & release' when it comes to Cuniculus creatures. :hmm3grin2orange:

[Trillianne]

850R banned because according to his profile he's caught but not released 30.

[Goes to 11!]

Oh... Those ;-)

Trillianne BANNED because LH spent over 20K on bunnies and they now run 'free-range' over my profile but are no longer corralled in my posts. :-P

[Rue]

850R banned for corralling bunnies...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned for having bunny penguin triangle in her profile.

[Trillianne]

Muckyfish banned with a semi-truck taking out the power for a couple hours.

(Seriously... didn't we just get it back from the last thing? :sconfused: )

[Rue]

Trilliane banned for being confused...or unclear...or whatever you want to call it...

[MuckyFish]

Rue banned because its probably trillianne's snow that caused the truck to wrap itself around the power poll.

[Trillianne]

Muckyfish banned because the rain has cleared out well over 50% of the snow.

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED for being too slow on the draw wrt synonyms, antonyms, homonyms & 'other' :hmm3grin2orange:

[Trillianne]

850R banned because did you know that from a distance in deep snow, bunny prints look like the foot prints of a one legged man?

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED for her inappropriate familiarity with the footprints of one legged men though I can see how they would be easier to stalk.... :-P

[Trillianne]

850R banned for thinking Duffers would be easy to stalk. I mean sure... if you wait for the spell to make them visible again... but since there haven't been any reputable images of Duffers in the Washington state area, one must infer that they are still under the effects of the invisibility spell.

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED because I suspect she is talking about Sasquatch golfing. . . But I could be 'detrimentally' wrong about that. :-P

[Trillianne]

850R banned for not knowing what a Duffer is... It is to your detriment to have not read the wonder of the Narnia books imo!

[Goes to 11!]

Trillianne BANNED because I was never hooked on the Chronic
als of Narnia. :-P

[Trillianne]

850R banned because we are out of banana bread muffins and the second batch of bananas aren't yet black enough to make a new batch!

[Fishin Phil]

Trillianne banned for not keeping enough black bananas on hand.

[Goes to 11!]

FishinPhil BANNED for not working the "Muffins to Northern IL" angle at all...

[genocidex]

850R banned for me not banning enough lately

[Trillianne]

Genocidex banned because there are no muffins for you either!

(seriously I make a dozen and over half of them are gone by that afternoon... and don't even suggest to mr.Trill I make some to take to work with him....)

[ScottishFish]

Ban trilliane because I prefer fruit cakes instaed of muffin!!

[Pleco380]

ScottishFish banned because you don't get muffins or fruitcakes.

[gadget228]

Pleco380 Banned because donuts are better.

[Fishin Phil]

Gadget banned for mentioning donuts without giving me any.

[Rue]

Fishin Phil banned for fishin' fer free food...

[AmyLynn]

Rue banned because I might actually be able to eat donuts today.

[Trillianne]

AmyLynn banned because any day you are unsure if you can eat donuts is not a day worth living!

[gadget228]

Trillianne Banned because I lost the brakes on my car and can't go get donuts for anybody... :scry:

[AmyLynn]

gadget banned because right now donuts would be a bad idea for me.

[MuckyFish]

Amy banned because all this donut talk is making me hungry and donuts don't go well with india pale ale.

Gadget banned because losing your brakes is just careless but if you were a really good driver you wouldn't need them for your regular donut run. Just imagine your commanding an oil tanker.

[gadget228]

MuckyFish Banned because I was lucky that the steel brake line under the car ruptured while I was still in my driveway and not on the open road.

[AmyLynn]

MuckyFish banned because brakes schmakes... pfffttt :fish2:

[Rue]

AmyLynn banned for speaking in tongues...

[Pleco380]

Rue banned for not speaking in tongues.

[gadget228]

Pleco380 Banned while I wait for my pizza to be done.

[Goes to 11!]

gadget BANNED because I was just considering pizza...

[ScottishFish]

850R banned for mentioning pizza while I am at uni and cant get any!

[Goes to 11!]

ScottishFish BANNED for majoring in Haggis instead of pizza. :-P

[ScottishFish]

850R banned for talking about the awesomness of THE Hagis!

[ScottishFish]

850R banned for talking about the awesomness of THE Haggis!

[Goes to 11!]

ScottishFish BANNED because I did actually pronounce it that way... It's just my accent you see.. :-P

[ScottishFish]

850R BANNED for your pronouncing of words in you pretty coool accent.

[Goes to 11!]

Scottie BANNED because the grass is always greener wrt accents ;-D

[Fishin Phil]

850R banned for trying to confuse me by changing his avatar.

[Goes to 11!]

FPhil BANNED because you have to pay attention around these parts.

[Rue]

850R banned for being exclusionary regarding parts...

[Goes to 11!]

Rue BANNED for having all-access parts, Apparently :-P

[Rue]

850R banned for :-p at me...

[Fishin Phil]

Rue banned for scaring me with huge font.

[ScottishFish]

Fishin Phil BANNED for being a Scaredy cat insted of a Cory Cat!

[sheamurai]

ScottishFish banned because even Cory Cats could be scared by huge font.

[Rue]

sheamurai banned for promoting font-fraidiness...

[sheamurai]

Rue banned cuz she's the one who started the fraidy-epidemic

[Fishin Phil]

sheamurai banned because I'm afraid of epidemics.

[Rue]

Fishin Phil banned for using the word 'epidemic'...keep that up and we'll scare more than just cory cats...

[gadget228]

Rue Banned because I just watched the movie Contagion.

[AmyLynn]

gadget banned because I'm not contagious... anymore.

[MuckyFish]

Amy banned because this corycat isn't scared off, just busy.

[AmyLynn]

MuckyFish banned for being too busy to play.

[Goes to 11!]

Amy Lynn BANNED because there is a pandemic of busy-ness lately

[gadget228]

850R Banned so I can go watch the movie Drive.

[AmyLynn]

Gadget banned because my drive home tonight was a bit quicker than usual.