CONTEST! 1000 pts prize

[Drumachine09]

As hobbs pointed out, we are getting off topic to much (i am very guilty), and abbeys mom name that fish was a hit, so i decided to start a contest of my own. Vent your off topic ramblings into something productive! There is a 1000 point reward.

This is a is a 5 word funny sentance contest
Ex. oompa loompas make me cry
Ex. Chrona makes children cry

You get the idea. I will be the judge, and the contest is over at 10 oclock central time, its 7:30 where im at right now, so you have 2.5 hours.
You are allowed three entries per person.
Keep it clean, and have fun. Go!

[cocoa_pleco]

Chrona eats kentuckyfried auratus weeknights

[Chrona]

As hobbs pointed out, we are getting off topic to much (i am very guilty), and abbeys mom name that fish was a hit, so i decided to start a contest of my own. Vent your off topic ramblings into something productive! There is a 1000 point reward.

This is a is a 5 word funny sentance contest
Ex. oompa loompas make me cry
Ex. Chrona makes children cry

You get the idea. I will be the judge, and the contest is over at 10 oclock central time, its 7:30 where im at right now, so you have 2.5 hours.
You are allowed three entries per person.
Keep it clean, and have fun. Go!

You can't use my name without permission, it's copyrighted.

That being said, good luck to everyone, and cool idea Drum. Make us laugh! :)

[Drumachine09]

If chrona doesnt want to play, he can be my guest judge.

[AquaQueen]

Before I post I wanted to ask how many sentences may we enter?

Does it have to be about someone? or can it be anything as long as it is five words or less and funny?

[Chrona]

Sure, I'll be a judge. First off, no posts about Chrona unless they are complimentary thanks.

Second, I would say extend this contest for a day or two. I'll toss in 10k points too to sweeten the pot ^^.

[crackatinny]

My sentence is

Coaco, drumachine, lay off chrona

:hmm3grin2orange:

[cocoa_pleco]

My sentence is

Coaco, drumachine, lay off chrona

:hmm3grin2orange:


yay! i got my pwnage for the day! lol

[AquaQueen]

Sure, I'll be a judge. First off, no posts about Chrona unless they are complimentary thanks.

Second, I would say extend this contest for a day or two. I'll toss in 10k points too to sweeten the pot ^^.


I hope you guys do extend it I think that 2.5hrs is just not enough time...some people only come on in the mornings and some only at night because of all the time differences. So I think that would be a great idea.

[fishbiz]

Do we need complete sentences or just five words?

ex. Running late. Fish had babies.

(I really used that one recently... boss was not as amused somehow.)

[Abbeys_Mom]

My cat smells like catfood.

[Lauren B.]

Ex. Chrona makes children cry


If it has to be FIVE words, than what's up with your above example? (Hint: It contains only four words).

[cocoa_pleco]

My cat smells like catfood.


Really? lol

[Lauren B.]

Here are my entries, based on today's popular posts.....

1) Drumachine09 can't count his words

2) Chrona's troll doll is creepy

3) Lauren's tank's not f***ing cycling


Enjoy.

[Chrona]

If it has to be FIVE words, than what's up with your above example? (Hint: It contains only four words).

LOL. Wow, I didn't notice that. Well, Drummachine is disqualified. Keepem coming! :)

[jeffs99dime]

If it has to be FIVE words, than what's up with your above example? (Hint: It contains only four words).

actually, (ex) is a word. it's the abbreviation for example. lol

[Lauren B.]

LOL. Wow, I didn't notice that. Well, Drummachine is disqualified.

We should deduct 1000 points from Drummachine! :hmm3grin2orange:

[Lauren B.]

actually, (ex) is a word. it's the abbreviation for example. lol

By that rule then, his first example with the oompa loompas is incorrect because it would then contain six words.

[jeffs99dime]

By that rule then, his first example with the oompa loompas is incorrect because it would then contain six words.

yes. it would be..lol

[Lauren B.]

yes. it would be..lol

Another 1000 points deduction, Drummachine! Off with your head!

[Lauren B.]

Since these entries are slow-comin', here's 3 more from me (hey Drummachine, don't disqualify me, I'm trying to keep this post alive)....

1) My ammonia count is high

2) Where is my nitrates spike?

3) Nitrites are a guessing game


And I hope Hobbs takes notice that I turned a non-fish related topic back into a fish-related topic! I believe that little literary feat earns me some consideration points or a consolation prize or something.

[Lauren B.]

And another, just for good measure....
Disclaimer: The following sentences may or may not reflect the opinions, views, or dressing habits our actual forum members.

1) Chrona wears women's pink panties...

2) ...he denies it, but does.

3) Men shouldn't fart on women

[cocoa_pleco]

hahahahahaha. Chrona likes them laced, and light pink. HAHAHAHAHA

[cocoa_pleco]

chrona seems to be the topic lately.


Chrona likes garlic ghost shrimp

[Drumachine09]

Ok, your most recent three will be the official ones used. I have decided to extend it untill saturday at 10 oclock central time.

I cant count. I know..........:4:

[Lauren B.]

Ok, your most recent three will be the official ones used.

I would be honored to know that my topic of Chrona's choice of undergarments is the officially entered post.

On the other hand, I doubt Chrona is all-too honored. :hmm3grin2orange:

[Chrona]

Don't worry, me shaking my fist is a sign of love, not anger.

[cocoa_pleco]

chronas fist is shaking profusely

[AquaQueen]

Ok here are mine. hope I did it right....lol

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay

Do cows have calf muscles?

I can't see my forehead!

Lifes Tough, get a helmet!

[Gelo_USA]

LOL
ok my share of stupidity.....LOL


my fish ate my homework.

making this up is hard.

HELP!!! my fish are drowning.

[cocoa_pleco]

LOL
ok my share of stupidity.....LOL


my fish ate my homework.

making this up is hard.

my fish are all drowning.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. my fish ate my homework, my fish are drowning. GREAT ones

[Severus]

Cocoa pleco and Micheal Jackson

(all i could think of)

[Gelo_USA]

okk severus has twoo

"ALL I COULD THINK OF" is 5 words too LOL

[Lauren B.]

Cocoa pleco and Micheal Jackson


Whenever I see the word "Michael" misspelled as it is above, the first thing that comes to my mind is the word "congeal".


HEY!!!! A new entry to the contest!!!.....




Micheal reminds me of congeal


Damn, I'm good at this game! (Drummachine rues the day he ever invited an amateur writer to join his sentence game).


Which just prompts another one!!!.....


Drummachine's sick of Lauren's sentences

[minabird]

Drummachine's rich; I need points!!!

80 more posts for bronze.

It’s Friday - give me BEER!!!!

[cartmanis]

Marriage - grand; Divorce - hundred grand.

Bacteria - only culture I have

Erotic = feather, Kinky = whole chicken

Not sure if they qualify as is, but there ya go. :)

[xoolooxunny]

Women SHOULD be farted on!

I like farting on women.

Lauren, I'll fart on you!

[nikipate]

Cool idea........

Okay here are some.....I'm givin it a shot but I've read all the others and the competition is fierce...

My dog ate my fish

My fish ate my dog

Got in trouble on forum

[Lauren B.]

Women SHOULD be farted on!

I like farting on women.

Lauren, I'll fart on you!

This was another one (especially the last sentence) that made me physically laugh outloud!!

Good one xooloo! If you don't win this blasted contest, you should at least get an honorable mention and a consolation prize for tying all the sentences into the same subject! thumbs2:

[Lauren B.]

Okay xooloo, I'm taking you on.....

1) Xooloo has a gas problem

2) Farting's not a fun pasttime

3) Anal expulsions are really gross

[sergo]

happy hour is more than 1.

anal expulsions create great relief.

farting does pass the time.

my tank cycled in 10 days.

:wink2:

[Lauren B.]

happy hour is more than 1.


How is this 5 words???

You messed up....now off with your head as well! :hmm3grin2orange:

[Gelo_USA]

1 is not a word....

[xoolooxunny]

Okay xooloo, I'm taking you on.....

1) Xooloo has a gas problem

2) Farting's not a fun pasttime

3) Anal expulsions are really gross


I don't really think of it as a 'problem' ... I look at it as more of a ..gift!

[sergo]

one is a word

[Lauren B.]

I don't really think of it as a 'problem' ... I look at it as more of a ..gift!

Which prompts....

1) All hail the gassy xooloo!

2) Problem? Heck no!....a "gift"!

3) Excuse me, I just "gifted".


This thread has really gone down the crapper (pun intended!).

[Gelo_USA]

one is a word
if u do like u did... u write ONE but he wrote 1... LOL

[Lauren B.]

I'm so good I'm tying my sentences into other posts (see "Blue and Green Dots" post in Chatterbox)....

1) Blue dot means you're Mormon

2) Green means you're a homosexual
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

3) Orange dot means "zip it!"
(Hey, I can even do it in semi-spanish....Orange means "calla tu boca!")



I know I'm only allowed 3 sentences (ha!), so this isn't so much an entry as it is just for fun....

4) Red means you suck ass

[Gelo_USA]

LOL... lauren ur really enjoying this arent u....
ok another one

Lauren enjoys five words sentences..

[Chrona]

No more sentences about Chrona.

(one...two....three...four...five...yep)

[Drumachine09]

No more sentences about Chrona.

(one...two....three...four...five...yep)

LMAO

Super mario has prostate cancer




I know i cant win, this is just how i pass the time

[Drumachine09]

Aproximatly 1 hour and 45 minutes left untill the end of the contest.

[sergo]

have you seen my baseball?

[sergo]

what is the topic here?

[sergo]

is there anyone out there?

[sergo]

can you lick your elbow?

[sergo]

that is one boxing cat.

[Drumachine09]

10 minutes. LAST CALL

[cocoa_pleco]

michael jackson plus kiddie party

[cocoa_pleco]

chrona is in my avatar

[Drumachine09]

And That Is Time!

[Gelo_USA]

and whos the winner??

[Drumachine09]

Bacteria - only culture I have


Congrats cartmanis! You have been selected by both of the judges as the winner!

[Chrona]

Congratulations!

[cocoa_pleco]

consmackulations! lol

[cartmanis]

Hey, cool. lol

Thanks.