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cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 05:26 AM
I wanna get this thing near my chest/neck checked out, not that i think im diseased or anything.

I noticed it about 3 years ago, and its a PERFECTLY round m&m sized dimple that is about 3mm deep, with 6 PERFECTLY placed little bumps around it and one in the middle. Its really precise, and i have always wondered what it was.
Probably alien parents or something. lol:1:
Chrona
03-04-2007, 05:27 AM
Don't worry, it's just a tumor.
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 05:29 AM
THANK GOD for your re-assurance, knowing its just a lil old tumor. lol
Lauren B.
03-04-2007, 05:31 AM
Don't worry, it's just a tumor.

It's not a TOO-muh. (said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger manner).
Lauren B.
03-04-2007, 05:33 AM
Maybe it's a perfectly round, plain m&m.





....underneath your tumor.
Lauren B.
03-04-2007, 05:34 AM
Let's see, a round dimple with perfectly placed bumps around it and in the middle. Sounds like an alien probe or inventory implant.





.....or a tumor.
Chrona
03-04-2007, 05:37 AM
lolololol

No but seriously. That definitely sounds like something you should have gotten checked out a while ago...lol. Doesn't Canada have universal health coverage? Isn't it time you took advantage of that? :P

I think Ahnuld put it best when he says "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!"
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 05:37 AM
man, its puzzling.
The tumor must be pretty dang smart to place everything so perfect.:1:


Another gross thing. At work, we got to learn how to tell if someone is dead.

1. Theyre cold
2. Theyre stiff
3. They arent standing ( no $hit)
4. Theres blood allover
5. Theres blood visible in the arms

And i need to know this why? lol
Lauren B.
03-04-2007, 05:40 AM
The tumor must be pretty dang smart to place everything so perfect.

At least you've made peace with it and called it what it is.



A tumor.
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 05:42 AM
Maybe i can get my auratus to bite my tumor off
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 05:43 AM
lolololol

No but seriously. That definitely sounds like something you should have gotten checked out a while ago...lol. Doesn't Canada have universal health coverage? Isn't it time you took advantage of that? :P

I think Ahnuld put it best when he says "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!"


FREE HEALTH CARE! YAY

I remember i hit a bmx jump and landed on one foot and ther was a huge pop and my ankle got pure pwn3d. FREE HEALTH CARE!:19: :19: :19: :19:
DemonShark
03-04-2007, 02:33 PM
Lol now that would be funny! Id get it check out and teach me how to see dead people lol
*Sarah*
03-04-2007, 02:37 PM
Perhaps it's a microchip that your parents had implanted into you at birth, so that they will forever be able to track your every move...

Or maybe it's just a tumor.
Lady Hobbs
03-04-2007, 02:43 PM
I'd have it checked out. Especially if it's changed any during this time.
Severus
03-04-2007, 03:30 PM
I probably would have gotten that checked out awhile ago. lol. It hasnt gotten any bigger in the past few years?
Rue
03-04-2007, 03:55 PM
What does your mom think it is?
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 04:39 PM
micro chip? tracking device? Better get the pocket knife and rip it out.

My mom is a nurse so that helps, but noone knows. It hasnt grown or nothin.
Time to make my own freak show!
Lauren B.
03-04-2007, 07:47 PM
Perhaps it's a microchip that your parents had implanted into you at birth, so that they will forever be able to track your every move...

Or maybe it's just a tumor.


Ha! Poor cocoa will never live this down!

You'll have to change your name to tumor_pleco!
cocoa_pleco
03-04-2007, 08:13 PM
tumor_pleco power!

My dam ankle still hurts. i think i need more free healthcare.
Incredulous_Ed
03-05-2007, 09:05 PM
This post made me laugh so hard it hurts and I wish I had free health care.

What on earth do you do for a living that requires you to know what a dead person looks like??

I thnk it may just be a cyst. Not serious at all, but they need to be removed.
or it could be tumor.
Lauren B.
03-05-2007, 09:13 PM
or it could be tumor.

I think it's unanimous!!


I had a friend who's life career is working with dead bodies. His jobs have ranged from coroner's assistant, to medical college biology dept., to morgue staff, to coroner's transport (which he said was by far the grossest one), etc. He once sent me a video of him working at the college, performing what is called a dismantling of a cadaver. Basically that's cutting the arms, legs and head off a science-donated body. Takes a lot longer than you think it does (not that I've pondered over the time allowance of slicing up corpses).
cocoa_pleco
03-05-2007, 11:49 PM
its nasty. i remember a biology teacher cutting up a piglet. BAD MEMORIES
Severus
03-06-2007, 05:15 AM
its nasty. i remember a biology teacher cutting up a piglet. BAD MEMORIES

I did that senior year in HS. It was kind of sad but i got over it! lol