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Algenco
03-09-2009, 11:52 PM
I know you guys will give me the proper advice.I think my wife is having an affair.

About 2 weeks ago it started. I dont know, it might be just me but my gut instinct is telling me otherwise.

She started getting phone calls in the evenings and I asked her who it was.
She gives me a dirty looks and says its her mother.

But I know she never talks to her mother about anything and she did it in the other room. She then took off to get groceries for 2 hours and brought home little to nothing.

I called her @ work and the receptionist asked who was calling and I told her it was her husband and she asked me , "Didn't you just call 5minutes ago ??" Yeah, I am freaking out.

She went to Victoria's secret the other day and bought new lingerie and I have yet to see her in it. Found lingerie in the laundry room that had been worn.

Since last week she keeps getting phone calls and talking in hushed tones then immediately goes "jogging". Who the heck jogs at 8 PM ?

Twice I have seen a blue truck slowly drive by my house then, when I open the door, it speeds off.

Well, last night I went and grabbed my camo and a camera and hid around the house to try and catch them in the "act".

I had slipped behind the house and went around the garage waiting when a blue truck came down the street and I quickly hid behind my duck boat in the driveway.

As the truck came around slowly Isaw my wife jogging toward the truck and she looked around. When I grabbed up my camera I noticed the lower unit of my boat motor was leaking oil pretty badly.


Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to the boat shop to get fixed ? _________________________

Brookfish
03-09-2009, 11:57 PM
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: thumbs2:

Red
03-09-2009, 11:58 PM
LOL that was a good laugh..

Northernguy
03-10-2009, 12:01 AM
Check the foot and see if its cracked.There may have been water left in there and if it froze over the winter the ice would have broke out.
Pics unless your joking!

Sir Tristen
03-10-2009, 12:02 AM
Wow! I sure hope your boat is okay!!!:hmm3grin2orange:

fraggle
03-10-2009, 12:10 AM
LOL, the only thing I know about boats is they ar meant to float on water, but our has been in the shed for nearly 4 years since we don't have any water! (and we don't get cold enough to freeze inside the motor, so can't help you there)

Good one Al:hmm3grin2orange:

Deleted User
03-10-2009, 12:16 AM
:hmm3grin2orange: thumbs2: thumbs2: Very good Algenco.

Sharon
03-10-2009, 12:25 AM
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

troy
03-10-2009, 12:33 AM
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Wild Turkey
03-10-2009, 01:12 AM
LOL Trouble with both the girls? oh no!:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Poofaye C.
03-10-2009, 01:17 AM
Holy goodness...that was freak'in priceless!!!!! Awsome Al.

My girlfriend thought it was in poor taste......hummm<rubbing chin>.....maybe I should consider getting myself a boat!!!:hmm3grin2orange:

Demi ^_^
03-10-2009, 03:36 AM
Lordy! REALLY thought you were serious at the start! LOL

Good one!

Algenco
03-10-2009, 03:39 AM
So, should I take it to the shop?:hmm3grin2orange:

Wild Turkey
03-10-2009, 04:10 AM
My advice would be, drop the motor off at the shop and head right to the strip joint:hmm3grin2orange:

escamosa
03-10-2009, 08:19 AM
:hmm3grin2orange: Good one, i bet ya not game enough to show that to the wife.:14:

Mith
03-10-2009, 09:00 AM
Priorities....thumbs2: thumbs2:

Sharon
03-10-2009, 10:38 AM
I know why the wife is having an affair....:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

gm72
03-10-2009, 10:40 AM
My lord, friend, you scared the crap out of me on that one. Funny in the end though!

fishlover49
03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
You really had me going there!!! :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Lady Hobbs
03-10-2009, 10:50 AM
I think you should get that leak fixed. Hard to find a good motor.

Kadina
03-10-2009, 03:43 PM
That was classic! Thanks for the laugh! I was thinking at the start..."wow he is really open to post about something so personal in a public forum"!

smaug
03-10-2009, 11:14 PM
You had me going man!It was OMG,,,hes gone all mitcore on us.Dang you:14:

Wild Turkey
03-10-2009, 11:23 PM
You had me going man!It was OMG,,,hes gone all mitcore on us.Dang you:14:

ROFL :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

smaug
03-10-2009, 11:48 PM
Check the foot and see if its cracked.There may have been water left in there and if it froze over the winter the ice would have broke out.
Pics unless your joking!
Now I am ROFLMAO:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Algenco
03-10-2009, 11:51 PM
Check the foot and see if its cracked.There may have been water left in there and if it froze over the winter the ice would have broke out.
Pics unless your joking!


I hope not, I always insure that all the water has drained and keep the motor down in the winter

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