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Lauren B.
02-04-2007, 05:58 PM
I debated whether to write this post, but it is kind of funny so maybe everyone will get a chuckle out of it.

When I was about 4 or 5 years old, my parents had a large 55(?) gallon tank in the living room which was filled with various community fish. Being the born animal lover that I am (and not yet being allowed to have a dog or cat), I would try to interact with the fish. For some reason I thought it would be neat to get up-close and personal, so I would often stand on the side table, open the hood to the tank and put my hand inside in an attempt to befriend and "pet" the fish. Well, one day tragedy struck in an expected situation which scarred me for life (I tried to make that shocking sentence sound as "E! True Hollywood Story" as possible). As I stood in beside the aquarium, passing out my daily howdy-do's to my little finned friends, one of the fish took the opportunity for a kamakazi-style freedom and leapt out of the tank....right toward me....and right down inside my shirt. My little tiny t-shirt was tucked in my pants, so the fish was trapped, flopping around all wet and slimy and miserable, within the confines of my clothing. At that point I started crying and my mother promptly rescued the traumatized fish, as well as her equally traumatized daughter.

To this day, whenever I enter an aquarium shop, I get nervous walking through the rows of open tanks, certain that another fish will choose that exact moment, as I pass by, to fling itself out of the tank and land somewhere, flopping and wet, onto my person. I even closely inspect the floor of the open tank areas to see if there are any little expired fish carcasses and I avoid that tank, thinking that perhaps that particular breed might be the highly feared jumper.

So there's a moral to this story, and it's very simple: Don't let your kids pet the fish.


Thank you for letting me tell my phobic story. It has been a very theraputic release! thumbs2:
Lauren B.

Lauren B.
02-04-2007, 06:03 PM
Also, am I the only person freaked out by those albino frogs? I don't have a fear of many things, but frogs, worms, and newts/salamanders are the things my nightmares are made of. Whenever I see an albino frog in a tank, I cringe and swiftly head the other way. Even the small ones freak me out. Give me a tarantula or snake any day.

Abbeys_Mom
02-04-2007, 06:15 PM
LMAO, Glad you have recovered enough to laugh about it.

jeffs99dime
02-04-2007, 06:31 PM
Also, am I the only person freaked out by those albino frogs? I don't have a fear of many things, but frogs, worms, and newts/salamanders are the things my nightmares are made of. Whenever I see an albino frog in a tank, I cringe and swiftly head the other way. Even the small ones freak me out. Give me a tarantula or snake any day.

you'd love the clawed ones then! lmao

Lauren B.
02-04-2007, 08:11 PM
you'd love the clawed ones then! lmao

Holy crap! I wouldn't want to ever see those! YIKES!!

cocoa_pleco
02-04-2007, 09:06 PM
I love my albino clawed frog! Ill send him over for a visit! LOL

Lauren B.
02-04-2007, 09:46 PM
I love my albino clawed frog! Ill send him over for a visit! LOL

I actually had a bad dream last night wherein my car got a flat in the middle of some no-wheres-ville country dirt road (I don't know why I didn't call roadside assistance...didn't enter my dreamy mind, I suppose). I was scared out of my mind in the dream. If you send me a pic of your frog, I have no doubt that tonight I'll have a nightmare that I'll get another flat and I'll have to wade through a swamp of creepy white clawed frogs to get to the nearest air pump! They'll be so creepy and evil that they'll be croaking and calling my name, like a hoard of devilish amphibians from Salem's Lot!
YIKES!
YIKES!
YIKES!

crackatinny
02-04-2007, 09:57 PM
Great story, LOL, my wife has this weird phobia about the spout of a teapot facing her, I don't know where that came from

Sin
02-04-2007, 10:06 PM
LMAO lauren .. thats a funny story..i actually have a fear of birds and parrots..lolol funny thing was i used to have homeing pigeons , and i would let them out of their coop to fly around during the day , and would lock them in at night , but was scared of them all the while...this was when i was a kid , and i still have a fear of birds to this day ...last week i was at pet supplies plus and they had a small parrot loose in the store flying about , it was freaking me out as it flew by me lolol

Lauren B.
02-04-2007, 10:46 PM
Great story, LOL, my wife has this weird phobia about the spout of a teapot facing her, I don't know where that came from

Ha!!
Both your wife's and Sin's phobias made me laugh big time! :hmm3grin2orange:

The teapot one's a good one. A few other things that I have an unusual and unexplained phobia of:

White tennie shoes. Specifically the ones with the thick heeled sole used for jogging. They don't bother me when I see them on other people, but if I contemplate trying them on, I get the willies and freak out.

Static. If I hear the crackle of static or think that I will get static shock, my eyes instantly start to water.

Other people's feet, especially their toenails. If I'm asleep and my boyfriend's foot touches me, I'll instantly wake up and freak out. If I feel, or even think, his toenail touched me, I will leap out of bed. I have to rub the spot on my skin where the toenail touched me over and over to get the "I've been touched" feeling to go away.

Claustrophobia. I think this is a common phobia and mine is mild, thank god. When I do feel claustrophobic I have to turn on the air conditioner on full blast, wherever I am and whatever the temperature.

Old people with loose dentures. I have a feeling I'm not alone on this one, and that none of us will ever get over this phobia.

cocoa_pleco
02-05-2007, 01:54 AM
its not really a phobia, but I HATE spiders. 8 eyes of evil.

Time to feed froggy and the todies a nice big JUICY cricket. LOL