Really stupid questions not about fish

[Lady Hobbs]

Do you ever think of dumb things you have no answer for?

Like.........why do people say it's colder than hell?

Or......why do spiders like to hang out in your bathtub?

Or..... why is it when you get older, the only place you still grow hair is where it shouldn't be like in your ears, nose or on your chin?

[Drumachine09]

Or like, if you spin a chinese person around, does he become disoriented?

Or, if 9 out of 10 people suffer from direhea, does that mean the 10th one enjoys it?

[cocoa_pleco]

I always get the spider one. When i go back to my summerhome after a long time, I find at least 5 spiders in the tub.

[jweintraub]

Why to cars park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do ships carry cargo and cars carry shipments?

[KneeKickLou]

Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?

[cocoa_pleco]

Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?


Good one! Pair of shoes, i can see, but pants??? lol :4: :4: :4: :4:

[Lady Hobbs]

Why do womens shirts button right to left and men's left to right?

Why are homosexuals and lesbians called GAY when many aren't all that happy.

[blue fin]

I always get the spider one. When i go back to my summerhome after a long time, I find at least 5 spiders in the tub.
they are hungry but want clean food......:thumb:

[jeffs99dime]

Why do womens shirts button right to left and men's left to right?

Why are homosexuals and lesbians called GAY when many aren't all that happy.

because human beings are azz backwards! lol

[cocoa_pleco]

they are hungry but want clean food......:thumb:


HAHAHAHAHA:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: they like soggy flies

[blue fin]

HAHAHAHAHA:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: they like soggy flies
Do soggy flies fly?

[cocoa_pleco]

with some trouble i'd imagine... lol:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

[vdub]

my favorite is when its like 95 degrees out and someone says to you "it sure is hot out isnt it?" as the sweat pours off of ya. DUH!!!

[cocoa_pleco]

Lol:1: :1: :1: :1:

[Lady Hobbs]

Or you're in the grocery store and your cart is full of food and someone says "shopping huh?"

Or another favorite..........they call you on the phone, you answer and the first thing they say is, "you home?"

OK....back to dumb questions. Why is an egg roll called an egg roll when it contains no eggs?

[Drumachine09]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could?

[jeffs99dime]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could?

he wouldn't be able to "chuck" the wood very far as a wood chuck is fairly small. he also wouldn't be able to "chuck" a mass quantity of wood either i'm afraid. lol

[Abbeys_Mom]

OK....back to dumb questions. Why is an egg roll called an egg roll when it contains no eggs?

OK! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! ARGGGHHH!

Some of these questions DO have answers.
Egg rolls are wrapped in an egg based pastry.
If you want the answer to some of the other ones, I have them too.

[Lady Hobbs]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could?

You can't even type it without screwing up. LOLOLOL

[Lady Hobbs]

OK! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! ARGGGHHH!

Some of these questions DO have answers.
Egg rolls are wrapped in an egg based pastry.
If you want the answer to some of the other ones, I have them too.

Oh Stop! Everyone knows that God made egg rolls and put them all in packages in the cooler at the grocery store.

[Abbeys_Mom]

LOL!
Or maybe they evolved from crapes.

[jweintraub]

Why do doctors call what they do "Practice"?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

[cocoa_pleco]

I dont want no doctor that just "practices", i need skills LOL

[Lindsay_D]

LMAO....but don't they practice on dummies...they aren't alive...they can't get hurt!

[cocoa_pleco]

Then, why dont they create zombies to practice on... half dead, nobody cares about em, its all good

[jeffs99dime]

Then, why dont they create zombies to practice on... half dead, nobody cares about em, its all good

they don't have to create corpses to practice on. they already exist. they're called medical examiners

[KneeKickLou]

they don't have to create corpses to practice on. they already exist. they're called medical examiners
Yeah but if a doctor can bring a zombie back to normal he's got my business :hmm3grin2orange:

[jeffs99dime]

Yeah but if a doctor can bring a zombie back to normal he's got my business :hmm3grin2orange:

haha good one