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angelcakes
12-11-2008, 06:28 PM
lets all have some fun and post some christmas jokes as christmas is getting closer thumbs2:
heres mine

Christmas has to be a warm, well organised, caring, considerate, social occasion. So, it's unlikely that a man could take responsibility for making it happen.
For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about Christmas until Christmas Eve. And when they do eventually rush into the high street at the latest possible moment, they seem genuinely surprised to discover that the only options remaining on the shelves are cheap perfume and lingerie suitable for high class tarts.

Let's face it, Santa Claus must be a woman. If Santa was a man, all there would be under the Christmas tree are high tech' toys .... still in the original wrappings, of course.

Another flaw in the 'he-Santa' argument is his apparent ability to arrive promptly every Christmas Eve. If Santa was a man, he could be relied upon to have transportation problems, get lost in all the snow and clouds and flatly refuse to ask anyone for directions.

There are lots of other reasons why Santa can't be a man:

Men have no idea about packing bags.

Men would rather be dead than wear red velvet.

Men have no interest in stockings, unless they are being worn by an attractive female.

But, the real show-stopper is, most men simply can't do commitment.

this joke is not intended to offend the male species

angelcakes
12-11-2008, 07:37 PM
nobody else in festive spirit???

Nightside_Eclipse
12-11-2008, 08:33 PM
Well I was until I read this... hahha j/k funny stuff

Lady Hobbs
12-11-2008, 11:12 PM
Blonde Christmas Story

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Demi ^_^
12-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Lol !!!!!!!!

Wild Turkey
12-12-2008, 09:21 AM
ROFL Hobbs and her blonde jokes

Always love to hear the battle of the sexes jokes! Gives me an excuse to make the gf read posts:19:

Why Santa Has to be a Man:
No woman could put away that many cookies, any man would take it as a challenge.
Every woman over 40 i know is lactose-intolerant.
Women with grey beards inspire more fear than joy. LOL

angelcakes
12-12-2008, 09:44 AM
ROFL Hobbs and her blonde jokes

Always love to hear the battle of the sexes jokes! Gives me an excuse to make the gf read posts:19:

Why Santa Has to be a Man:
No woman could put away that many cookies, any man would take it as a challenge.
Every woman over 40 i know is lactose-intolerant.
Women with grey beards inspire more fear than joy. LOL
thats quite funny:hmm3grin2orange: