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crackatinny
12-15-2006, 10:49 AM
Here is a thread for us all to share some christmas cheer and laughs, thread is open to anything xmas related, if you post a pic, please keep it within the size regulations for the forum, and lets try not to get to rude.

MERRY XMAS ALL

crackatinny
12-15-2006, 10:53 AM
Heres a cartoon to kick things off

jeffs99dime
12-15-2006, 05:13 PM
lol...........

Lady Hobbs
12-15-2006, 05:36 PM
The wife must be out Christmas shopping today because you are in rare form.

crackatinny
12-23-2006, 08:36 AM
Recipe For Christmas Joy

Ingredients

1/2 cup Hugs
4 tsp Kisses
2 cups Smiles
4 cups Love
1 cup Special Holiday Cheer
1/2 cup Peace on Earth
3 tsp Christmas Spirit
2 cups Goodwill Toward Man
1 Sprig of Mistletoe
1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)

Method

Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent.
Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good
Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it
can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)
Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special
Christmas Snowflakes.
It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family
get-togethers.
Serve to one and all.

Neithan
12-23-2006, 07:05 PM
Recipe for my Xmas:

14 blue neon tetras swimming around in the tank :1luvu:

In other words I got myself a xmas present ;)

Lady Hobbs
12-23-2006, 07:19 PM
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed grandma
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The though t just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle binAnd files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me!

jman
12-24-2006, 04:14 AM
Going to Massinutten in Virginia tomorrow. Christmas eve should be fun going to spend my time being a big kid.

crackatinny
12-24-2006, 04:26 AM
Going to Massinutten in Virginia tomorrow. Christmas eve should be fun going to spend my time being a big kid.

Here in Aus it is xmas eve now, we are a day ahead.

Incredulous_Ed
12-24-2006, 04:28 AM
going to grandmas house tommorow night after church.....
there will be probably be 50 family members in the small space of a 3 bedroom house.....
I hope by the time we get there they haven't eaten all the food....

jman
12-24-2006, 05:44 AM
lol hahahahahaahaha

Incredulous_Ed
12-26-2006, 05:17 AM
And you know what? all the food was gone!

jeffs99dime
12-26-2006, 06:10 AM
christmas is over ho! ho! h............. lol
hope everyone's christmas was great! --jeff:thumb: