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crackatinny
12-08-2006, 09:06 AM
How about a joke thread, if you have heard a good fish related joke add it here, but please remember, THIS IS A FAMILY FREINDLY SITE, SO KEEP THEM CLEAN AND TASTEFUL
crackatinny
12-08-2006, 09:07 AM
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
PaulasPets
12-08-2006, 11:49 AM
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in sexy pjs.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
crackatinny
12-08-2006, 12:01 PM
Paula, I am shocked
DemonShark
12-08-2006, 01:06 PM
Ill change some things to make it approparaite
Abbeys_Mom
12-08-2006, 01:53 PM
How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a a light bulb? a: a fish
PaulasPets
12-08-2006, 10:21 PM
was that too much...? I'm sorry!
how about this one then:

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!

Paula
crackatinny
12-09-2006, 05:04 AM
was that too much...? I'm sorry!
how about this one then:

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!

Paula
Actually I thought the 1st one was pretty good LOL, just shocked me.
DemonShark
12-09-2006, 03:40 PM
Ah sorry I thought you found it un approrpiate
crackatinny
12-11-2006, 10:58 AM
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice, when suddenly. from the sky, a voice boomed:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut another hole. Again, from the heaven, the voice bellowed:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved away to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut a hole.
The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
At this, she stopped and look skyward. "Is that you, Lord?" she asked.
"No", replied the voice, "This is the Ice-Rink Manager!"
jeffs99dime
12-11-2006, 11:05 AM
what are the jokes limited to? i have a few but, they might not be appropriate for this forum.
DemonShark
12-11-2006, 09:01 PM
PM them to me il see if they are ok