Three word story

[Incredulous_Ed]

One day, There...

[NorthernBoy]

was a giant...

[freshwaterfishlover]

That was a .............

[Reckless_Angel]

afraid of losing....

[crackatinny]

the one thing

[kimmers318]

it loved most

[jeffs99dime]

about his aquarium.

[gwenkat]

So he went

[jeffs99dime]

to the barbershop

[crackatinny]

across the county

[jeffs99dime]

to get piles....

[Slinky_Bass]

in his favourite

[Lady Hobbs]

colors of hair

[crackatinny]

but the barber

[f1oored]

had a shotgun

[Incredulous_Ed]

and had no

[gwenkat]

piles of hair

[Lady Hobbs]

So instead he

[jeffs99dime]

went back to

[NorthernBoy]

his mother's house

[kimmers318]

for a meal

[crackatinny]

of his favourite

[f1oored]

fish and chips

[jeffs99dime]

and for some

[Lady Hobbs]

filter cut his

[gwenkat]

to ask her

[kimmers318]

if she would

[jeffs99dime]

go away now.

[Abbeys_Mom]

Then he decided...

[kimmers318]

to call his

[DemonShark]

mother for advice

[NorthernBoy]

about pineapples and

[kimmers318]

baking a cake

[gwenkat]

in an oven.

[Abbeys_Mom]

She told him

[crackatinny]

when I was

[Slinky_Bass]

camping in Mexico

[NorthernBoy]

it was cold

[crackatinny]

enough to freeze

[jeffs99dime]

your tail off!

[kimmers318]

I learned to

[jeffs99dime]

fly to the

[Incredulous_Ed]

mountains. the giant

[Abbeys_Mom]

snow yeti generally

[Incredulous_Ed]

ate rolled tacos.

[crackatinny]

But this time

[Abbeys_Mom]

he decided to

[NorthernBoy]

eat marshmello fluffernutters.

[jeffs99dime]

then the giant

[crackatinny]

threw up over

[jeffs99dime]

his lack of

[kimmers318]

choosing healthy meals

[jeffs99dime]

the giant decided

[NorthernBoy]

to work out.

[crackatinny]

So he joined

[kimmers318]

AC fish forum!

[jeffs99dime]

Once accomplished he

[crackatinny]

became more confident

[jeffs99dime]

in his ability

[kimmers318]

to save his

[Abbeys_Mom]

butt. When people

[Incredulous_Ed]

laugh at him

[jeffs99dime]

they tend to

[crackatinny]

get him angry

[jeffs99dime]

and beat him.

[kimmers318]

So he tries

[crackatinny]

to stay calm

[kimmers318]

and not be

[jeffs99dime]

a normal giant.

[Lindsay_D]

So then he

[Incredulous_Ed]

returned to the

[Abbeys_Mom]

AC fish forum.

[NorthernBoy]

But before returning

[jeffs99dime]

he went to

[kimmers318]

the LFS for

[Incredulous_Ed]

some ick medicctaion.

[jeffs99dime]

and candy corns.

[DemonShark]

he thought and

[crackatinny]

while i'm here

[kimmers318]

I'll pick up

[NorthernBoy]

a man-eating

[Abbeys_Mom]

mollie and a

[kimmers318]

a 10 gallon

[kimmers318]

dwarf puffer home! :)

[Abbeys_Mom]

While setting up

[DemonShark]

He relized he

[DemonShark]

He forgot the

[Abbeys_Mom]

Salt and the

[NervousWreck]

other fish tank

[Abbeys_Mom]

So he went

[NorthernBoy]

to take some

[kimmers318]

money from atm

[NervousWreck]

Out of nowhere

[Abbeys_Mom]

a shark came

[NervousWreck]

and started to

[NorthernBoy]

nibble on his

[NervousWreck]

left big toe

[crackatinny]

the pain was

[Abbeys_Mom]

unbearable, so he

[DemonShark]

song a song

[jeffs99dime]

about painful bites.

[Incredulous_Ed]

Then he returned

[jeffs99dime]

to the farm

[Incredulous_Ed]

where he was

[NervousWreck]

shocked to see

[jeffs99dime]

his long lost

[kimmers318]

childhood friend named

[NorthernBoy]

Mister Ed. They...

[NervousWreck]

decided to go

[DemonShark]

To Pizza Hut

Ill add another three

to order an

[f1oored]

Large galapagos turtle

[Incredulous_Ed]

who enjoys enchiladas.

[NorthernBoy]

The Turtle and

[jeffs99dime]

the whole enchilada

[KingFisher]

with jalapeno peppers...

[Surfdog]

and fresh anchovies

[HODOR]

is very delicious

[KingFisher]

and also is..........

[HODOR]

extremely disgusting when...

[KingFisher]

stepped on by.......

[HODOR]

a stupid turkey...

[KingFisher]

with purple legs.....

[HODOR]

and a pink...

[kitten3326]

nose that glowed.....

[KingFisher]

from radiation exposure...

[HODOR]

while walking inside...

[Kayfish]

a Russian prison...

[HODOR]

to find some...

[Kayfish]

much needed lovin'...

[angel_love]

From a hamster...

[KingFisher]

with a mole...

[HODOR]

and a walrus...

[genocidex]

but forgot his....

[KingFisher]

piece of cake...

[HODOR]

inside a toilet...

[angel_love]

that was moldy.....

[Kayfish]

and smelt like...

[HODOR]

a lavender scented...

[kitten3326]

pile of flowers

[Aeonflame]

which defenestrated its

[angel_love]

smelly nature by....

[Aeonflame]

temporarily inciting irresponsible

[Surfdog]

pushing thru windows

[genocidex]

and past the

[Surfdog]

curb to street

[angel_love]

then hitched a...

[KingFisher]

ride on the.....

[Kayfish]

Drunken Austrian Midget...

[KingFisher]

with one leg...

[MCools]

stuck in a...

[KingFisher]

bucket of jam...

[HODOR]

that has been...

[KingFisher]

obfuscated by aardvarks...

[Kayfish]

And little tiny...

[HODOR]

chocolate-covered elephants...

[KingFisher]

with orange dots....

[HODOR]

and white, crusty...

[KingFisher]

The Clown pajamas...

[HODOR]

smelled like lettuce...

[angel_love]

and baby powder....

[KingFisher]

made of sand...

[Ron S.]

and real babies...

[Kayfish]

Fingers and toes...

[KingFisher]

with no preservatives...

[Kayfish]

Or any additives...

[KingFisher]

and no MSG...

[angel_love]

and pink sprinkles

[HODOR]

that were wet...

[KingFisher]

with the blood...

[angel_love]

from a kangaroo....

[HODOR]

that had cut...

[KingFisher]

the cheese with...

[HODOR]

a machete from...

[angel_love]

your momma's shed....

[HODOR]

in the middle...

[angel_love]

of a redneck.....

[HODOR]

trailer park with...

[Ron S.]

mimes and clowns

[angel_love]

Who had scary.....

[HODOR]

pinky fingers that...

[angel_love]

had green nails.....

[Ron S.]

full of boogers...

[HODOR]

that were orange...

[angel_love]

mole on the....

[Ron S.]

end of their...

[KingFisher]

gravy with fries...

[HODOR]

from Flemmer's Diner

[KingFisher]

on main street...

[HODOR]

in the middle...

[KingFisher]

of the road...

[angel_love]

In a desert....

[HODOR]

full of fennec...

[KingFisher]

foxes and cacti...

[HODOR]

that smelled like...

[Ron S.]

grilled cheese sammiches!!

[KingFisher]

and coconut shrimp...

[HODOR]

after bathing in...

[KingFisher]

tempura batter and...

[HODOR]

bodily fluids from...

[KingFisher]

dinosaur gall bladders...

[HODOR]

and Uintatherium livers...

[KingFisher]

with onions and...

[HODOR]

eggplant mixed together...

[angel_love]

and a cherry....

[HODOR]

on the bottom...

[KingFisher]

of the sea...

[angel_love]

Where a crab....

[Ron S.]

wearing pink pyjamas...

[HODOR]

with a stain...

[Ron S.]

on the crotch...

[KingFisher]

of a tree...

[HODOR]

in the forest...

[Ron S.]

yeah, where else...

[HODOR]

would you spank...

[angel_love]

A three legged.....

[HODOR]

tarantula with a...

[angel_love]

Big butt that.....

[HODOR]

waddled up the...

[angel_love]

Stripper pole that....

[genocidex]

Was covered in

[HODOR]

melted cheese and...

[angel_love]

Blue cotton candy....

[HODOR]

which made it...

[KingFisher]

taste very good...

[HODOR]

for dinner yesterday...

[KingFisher]

and lunch today...

[angel_love]

and Friday it....

[HODOR]

went rotten so...

[angel_love]

The spider ate....

[HODOR]

it and had...

[Ron S.]

really bad wind...

[HODOR]

that burned holes...

[Ron S.]

all through the...

[HODOR]

walruses behind it...

[angel_love]

a stomach ache....

[angel_love]

Woops, I didn't read far enough ahead.

[KingFisher]

So then she...

[HODOR]

belched like a...

[Aeonflame]

herculean cyclone which

[angel_love]

Spun out of....

[HODOR]

her bedroom closet...

[Ron S.]

and into the...

[HODOR]

mouth of a...

[KingFisher]

giant centipede that...

[angel_love]

Had only one...

[KingFisher]

fish tank because...

[Aeonflame]

cthulu went and

[Ron S.]

ate the rest....

[KingFisher]

area toilets and...

[Ron S.]

spat them back...