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FrozenTundra
02-22-2014, 11:24 PM
the local tavern

fishmommie
02-23-2014, 03:03 PM
after also stealing....

Triton
02-23-2014, 05:27 PM
Black beard's beard

Surfdog
02-23-2014, 06:47 PM
While passed out...

FrozenTundra
02-23-2014, 06:51 PM
on the deck

KevinVA
02-23-2014, 10:32 PM
in a bear...

fishmommie
02-23-2014, 10:34 PM
outfit made from

KevinVA
02-23-2014, 11:04 PM
a custom formulated

SeaLady
02-24-2014, 12:06 AM
designer inspired faux

KevinVA
02-24-2014, 01:19 AM
calico wookie fur

eltylT
02-24-2014, 01:43 AM
Turned the corner

1Sarah
02-24-2014, 01:44 AM
And there was

FrozenTundra
02-24-2014, 02:19 AM
a pond snail......

KevinVA
02-24-2014, 03:14 AM
surrounded by assassins

1Sarah
02-24-2014, 03:56 AM
Ninja pond snail

Surfdog
02-24-2014, 04:31 AM
That drank blood! ....

KevinVA
02-24-2014, 04:54 AM
So I stepped

gronlaura
02-24-2014, 09:19 PM
over it and

KevinVA
02-24-2014, 09:58 PM
decided to mind

gronlaura
02-24-2014, 10:16 PM
my own business

KevinVA
02-24-2014, 10:22 PM
It wasn't long

gronlaura
02-24-2014, 10:39 PM
until I found

FrozenTundra
02-24-2014, 10:42 PM
slap's phantom cory

gronlaura
02-24-2014, 11:35 PM
stuck to the

(this is soooo cruel)

steeler58
02-25-2014, 12:26 AM
Carry home bag

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 02:45 AM
conveniently left in

pRED
02-25-2014, 02:48 AM
his wife's car.

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 02:54 AM
If it hadn't

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 03:46 AM
been for his

steeler58
02-25-2014, 03:54 AM
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Slaphppy7
02-25-2014, 02:00 PM
he would have

(you guys all missed your calling as comedians :hmm3grin2orange:)

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 02:43 PM
thrown it away

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 06:15 PM
only to realize

fishmommie
02-25-2014, 06:36 PM
the cory'd morphed ...

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 06:44 PM
into a big

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 07:02 PM
mysterious mushroom ninja

Slaphppy7
02-25-2014, 07:06 PM
as seen below

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh109/Slaphppy7/IMG_0412.jpg

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 07:22 PM
ROFL ROFL, literally! (that's not my answer)


stalking thru the

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 07:38 PM
pool filter sand.

(sorry this turned into the 3 word story of slaps tank... ok not really)

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 07:45 PM
Then he emerged

1Sarah
02-25-2014, 07:51 PM
Wearing a tutu...

fishmommie
02-25-2014, 07:56 PM
throwing charcoal briquets

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 07:58 PM
into the pit...

steeler58
02-25-2014, 08:06 PM
with the couch

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 08:08 PM
to make room

fishmommie
02-25-2014, 08:14 PM
for BBQ sauce ...

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 08:29 PM
and horseshoe crabs

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 09:33 PM
to be eaten

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 09:37 PM
while dipped in

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 09:46 PM
a fine wine

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 09:48 PM
mixed with mead

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 10:03 PM
After I finished

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 10:08 PM
the delicious bbq

KevinVA
02-25-2014, 10:14 PM
I wandered North

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 10:47 PM
not knowing what

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 10:59 PM
to expect while

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 11:03 PM
picking my nose

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 11:14 PM
during a blizzard

gronlaura
02-25-2014, 11:26 PM
and ran into

FrozenTundra
02-25-2014, 11:31 PM
a hot tub...

KevinVA
02-26-2014, 03:06 AM
of Vikings hellbent

FrozenTundra
02-26-2014, 03:32 AM
on eating lutefisk

KevinVA
02-26-2014, 03:47 AM
I couldn't help

gronlaura
02-26-2014, 05:39 AM
noticing that they

KevinVA
02-26-2014, 05:44 AM
picked their teeth

steeler58
02-26-2014, 09:55 PM
with their swords

FrozenTundra
02-26-2014, 10:00 PM
while drinking ale

fishmommie
02-26-2014, 10:09 PM
from walrus tusks

FrozenTundra
02-26-2014, 10:21 PM
carved by hand

gronlaura
02-26-2014, 10:26 PM
and held together

FrozenTundra
02-26-2014, 10:30 PM
with duct tape

KevinVA
02-26-2014, 11:51 PM
because everybody knows

1Sarah
02-27-2014, 12:11 AM
Chickens can't dance.

gronlaura
02-27-2014, 12:46 AM
What came first

Cygnus
02-27-2014, 12:48 AM
Only in California

FrozenTundra
02-27-2014, 12:48 AM
the egg of

gronlaura
02-27-2014, 12:55 AM
fish or chicken

KevinVA
02-27-2014, 01:50 AM
or maybe even

gronlaura
02-27-2014, 05:43 PM
ostrich or emu

FrozenTundra
02-27-2014, 05:45 PM
which are all

Cygnus
02-27-2014, 05:56 PM
birds of course

FrozenTundra
02-27-2014, 07:42 PM
and still taste

KevinVA
02-27-2014, 10:05 PM
like the bottom

FrozenTundra
02-27-2014, 10:17 PM
of the barrel

Cygnus
02-27-2014, 10:18 PM
but with butter

gronlaura
02-27-2014, 11:07 PM
smeared all over

1Sarah
02-27-2014, 11:25 PM
A dirty shoe

gronlaura
02-27-2014, 11:34 PM
which had bveen

KevinVA
02-28-2014, 01:44 AM
dragged through sulfur

Cygnus
02-28-2014, 01:52 AM
still needed ketchup

gronlaura
02-28-2014, 06:40 PM
and something to

FrozenTundra
02-28-2014, 07:43 PM
dip them with

KevinVA
02-28-2014, 07:47 PM
. When I was

Cygnus
02-28-2014, 09:30 PM
trying to explain

KevinVA
02-28-2014, 09:51 PM
to my Viking

FrozenTundra
02-28-2014, 10:31 PM
how to train

gronlaura
02-28-2014, 10:37 PM
a wild hog

Cygnus
02-28-2014, 10:59 PM
I could not

FrozenTundra
02-28-2014, 11:07 PM
get him to....

gronlaura
02-28-2014, 11:12 PM
eat his Wheaties

1Sarah
02-28-2014, 11:19 PM
Because a ninja

Cygnus
02-28-2014, 11:49 PM
told a story

KevinVA
03-01-2014, 02:25 AM
about a lone

Surfdog
03-03-2014, 06:44 PM
Wheatie eating ninja.

FrozenTundra
03-03-2014, 07:28 PM
who got in.....

KevinVA
03-03-2014, 08:40 PM
trouble with the

FrozenTundra
03-03-2014, 09:13 PM
rowdy drunken pirates

Cygnus
03-03-2014, 10:01 PM
for trying to

gronlaura
03-03-2014, 10:37 PM
walk the plank

FrozenTundra
03-03-2014, 11:06 PM
into the murky...

gronlaura
03-03-2014, 11:53 PM
depths of the

Cygnus
03-04-2014, 12:07 AM
water, but first

Surfdog
03-05-2014, 08:30 PM
Took off all .......

FrozenTundra
03-05-2014, 08:40 PM
their soggy clothes

gronlaura
03-05-2014, 11:02 PM
going buck naked

fishmommie
03-05-2014, 11:06 PM
through town dragging

gronlaura
03-05-2014, 11:17 PM
a chest of

FrozenTundra
03-05-2014, 11:23 PM
gold pirate coins

Surfdog
03-05-2014, 11:27 PM
To finance lobotomies.

eltylT
03-05-2014, 11:27 PM
stolen from the ...

Surfdog
03-05-2014, 11:55 PM
Government of Ontario

FrozenTundra
03-06-2014, 12:47 AM
so nothing of

Cygnus
03-06-2014, 12:59 AM
their crime could

Surfdog
03-06-2014, 01:07 AM
As usual be......

KevinVA
03-06-2014, 05:45 AM
connected with their

gronlaura
03-06-2014, 06:39 PM
angelic friends who

KevinVA
03-06-2014, 07:33 PM
always seem to

gronlaura
03-06-2014, 08:15 PM
fly above the

Cygnus
03-06-2014, 11:51 PM
city during difficult

Surfdog
03-07-2014, 02:03 PM
And questionable times.

FrozenTundra
03-07-2014, 02:31 PM
Only to find

KevinVA
03-07-2014, 04:24 PM
a scourge of

FrozenTundra
03-07-2014, 04:38 PM
zombies eating the

KevinVA
03-07-2014, 04:42 PM
brains of half

FrozenTundra
03-07-2014, 04:49 PM
our politicians that

Cygnus
03-07-2014, 04:53 PM
didn't listen to

FrozenTundra
03-07-2014, 04:55 PM
the obvious warnings

KevinVA
03-07-2014, 05:14 PM
of the tenacious

gronlaura
03-07-2014, 06:34 PM
constituents who like

KevinVA
03-07-2014, 07:55 PM
their perpetual freedom

Cygnus
03-08-2014, 10:17 PM
to choose when

Surfdog
03-17-2014, 11:52 PM
In a bind......

mommy1
05-19-2014, 11:24 PM
Whether or not...

pRED
05-19-2014, 11:33 PM
Russia and China.....

mommy1
05-19-2014, 11:34 PM
Are actually in...

KevinVA
05-19-2014, 11:47 PM
cahoots with the...

Triton
05-20-2014, 01:05 AM
dirty scoundrels that

KevinVA
05-20-2014, 01:18 AM
were responsible for...

Surfdog
05-20-2014, 02:02 AM
Frances great cheese....

pRED
05-20-2014, 03:26 AM
and wine. Pe-lease!

Surfdog
05-20-2014, 04:01 PM
Sadly the French........

KevinVA
05-20-2014, 04:12 PM
are becoming quite...

Surfdog
05-23-2014, 11:02 PM
Self aggrandizing again.....

mommy1
05-23-2014, 11:06 PM
which dismayed the...

steeler58
05-24-2014, 07:44 PM
Council of Europe

Surfdog
05-25-2014, 11:58 PM
. Americans were asked.......

steeler58
05-26-2014, 12:37 AM
For their advice

pRED
05-28-2014, 01:50 AM
..on world affairs.

Surfdog
05-28-2014, 11:59 PM
They willingly leapt.

pRED
06-10-2014, 03:23 AM
After the dust...

fishmommie
06-10-2014, 04:01 AM
settled Elrod exclaimed...

Surfdog
06-11-2014, 02:22 AM
Is that a ........

eltylT
06-11-2014, 01:27 PM
real one you

mommy1
06-12-2014, 01:28 AM
just found, or...

eltylT
06-12-2014, 11:55 AM
did you just...

pRED
06-13-2014, 06:47 AM
replace it with...

Surfdog
06-14-2014, 01:35 PM
the thing from....

eltylT
06-14-2014, 01:37 PM
around the corner

pRED
06-15-2014, 04:48 AM
propped up against....

Surfdog
06-16-2014, 05:59 PM
the fire hydrant?

eltylT
06-17-2014, 06:29 AM
They didn't realize

pRED
06-17-2014, 02:26 PM
it was covered..

Surfdog
06-17-2014, 11:53 PM
By bird dropping's......

eltylT
06-19-2014, 04:33 PM
That they used ....

pRED
06-19-2014, 05:08 PM
to supplement their....

Surfdog
06-21-2014, 05:58 AM
dietary requirement for

eltylT
06-30-2014, 01:26 PM
their ammonia output.....

rebecca_finny
07-04-2014, 12:00 AM
which in turn...

pRED
07-04-2014, 03:07 AM
....killed them dead.

eltylT
07-04-2014, 12:30 PM
Before they could...

aquariumlover10
07-04-2014, 01:08 PM
Eat him alive

rebecca_finny
07-05-2014, 04:04 PM
which made it

Surfdog
07-18-2014, 08:49 PM
Funny as hell.

fishmommie
07-18-2014, 11:05 PM
but depleted their