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Dennis Bissett
05-22-2013, 09:40 AM
pygmies for company
Stlouisfish
05-22-2013, 01:12 PM
who came bringing...
fishmommie
05-22-2013, 02:12 PM
tea laced with
Goes to 11!
05-22-2013, 02:18 PM
Multiple powerful entheogens...
fishmommie
05-22-2013, 02:20 PM
generating graphic dreams
Goes to 11!
05-22-2013, 02:23 PM
indistinguishable from reality...
Dennis Bissett
05-23-2013, 09:01 AM
generated by illicit
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 03:09 PM
black market mushrooms
Slaphppy7
05-23-2013, 03:14 PM
from cow poo
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 10:20 PM
shaped like elephants
mommy1
05-23-2013, 10:23 PM
and floated around...
gronlaura
05-23-2013, 10:27 PM
in my mind
mommy1
05-23-2013, 10:29 PM
Like no other...
gronlaura
05-23-2013, 10:32 PM
dream ever has
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 10:33 PM
manifested causing great....
mommy1
05-23-2013, 10:38 PM
turmoil and strife...
gronlaura
05-23-2013, 10:44 PM
while I'm singing
mommy1
05-23-2013, 11:01 PM
show tunes loudly...
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 11:04 PM
while thousands cheer
mommy1
05-23-2013, 11:08 PM
the floating elephants...
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 11:15 PM
that trumpet wildly...
mommy1
05-23-2013, 11:16 PM
with the tunes...
fishmommie
05-23-2013, 11:57 PM
from Westside Story...
HODOR
11-14-2013, 05:01 AM
consume moldy cheeses...
mommy1
11-26-2013, 01:51 AM
Out of a...
KingFisher
11-26-2013, 01:53 AM
bag of oreos...
mommy1
11-26-2013, 01:54 AM
every which way...
Surfdog
01-26-2014, 10:04 PM
They're still great
eltylT
01-27-2014, 05:32 AM
Blue Oyster Cult
Surfdog
01-27-2014, 05:41 AM
Members take Geritol.
KevinVA
02-05-2014, 10:29 PM
to stay regular...
FrozenTundra
02-05-2014, 10:35 PM
drink your Ovaltine
gronlaura
02-05-2014, 11:00 PM
and stay close
KevinVA
02-05-2014, 11:06 PM
to the bathroom...
gronlaura
02-05-2014, 11:47 PM
or you will
FrozenTundra
02-05-2014, 11:51 PM
get skid marks
DeboraBremner
02-06-2014, 01:52 AM
or far worse....
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 01:55 AM
Like butt hives
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 01:56 AM
from dried poo....
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 02:01 AM
Suddenly he felt
DeboraBremner
02-06-2014, 02:01 AM
try using cream
fishmommie
02-06-2014, 03:56 AM
whining about my
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 04:09 AM
my lack of
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 04:11 AM
Experience with huge
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 04:25 AM
in my tank.
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 01:03 PM
Get this cat
jeffs99dime
02-06-2014, 02:24 PM
off my head
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 02:59 PM
It has fleas!
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 04:22 PM
and sharp claws.
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 04:34 PM
and sheds profusely.
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 04:51 PM
causing major sneezing
DeboraBremner
02-06-2014, 04:52 PM
and nose running
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 05:02 PM
still I persevered
Surfdog
02-06-2014, 05:20 PM
And suffered bravely
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 05:29 PM
for who else
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 05:41 PM
extreme measures to
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 05:55 PM
find my pair
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 06:05 PM
of oven mits
1Sarah
02-06-2014, 06:27 PM
Under the broken
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 07:52 PM
cabinet I usually
Triton
02-06-2014, 07:56 PM
store the spices
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 08:27 PM
to season my
gronlaura
02-06-2014, 09:25 PM
fish's pot roast
FrozenTundra
02-06-2014, 09:46 PM
that is served
eltylT
02-06-2014, 09:53 PM
With or without
KevinVA
02-06-2014, 10:04 PM
garlic for added
Surfdog
02-06-2014, 10:17 PM
Repellence and halitosis.
gronlaura
02-06-2014, 10:19 PM
nutritional value and
1Sarah
02-07-2014, 01:38 AM
Flavour. The phone
Surfdog
02-07-2014, 02:07 PM
Is ringing again!
1Sarah
02-07-2014, 03:02 PM
I answer it
FrozenTundra
02-07-2014, 03:30 PM
and hear nothing
Surfdog
02-07-2014, 03:35 PM
Another prank call?
FrozenTundra
02-07-2014, 03:37 PM
or a telemarketer?
1Sarah
02-07-2014, 04:09 PM
Suddenly someone whispers
1Sarah
02-07-2014, 05:17 PM
"For you to...
FrozenTundra
02-07-2014, 05:22 PM
poke the crazy
gronlaura
02-07-2014, 05:40 PM
I don't understand
KevinVA
02-07-2014, 06:16 PM
"Ubermench!!!" but she
gronlaura
02-07-2014, 06:23 PM
apparently meant that
Surfdog
02-07-2014, 11:47 PM
To be hurtful....
KevinVA
02-07-2014, 11:51 PM
So I threw
1Sarah
02-08-2014, 03:05 AM
A raging tantrum
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 03:13 AM
at which point
Surfdog
02-08-2014, 03:15 AM
I started sobbing...
eltylT
02-08-2014, 03:21 AM
then I thought....
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 03:28 AM
I might as
fishmommie
02-08-2014, 03:39 AM
well stomp around ....
Surfdog
02-08-2014, 03:40 AM
To get attention.....
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 03:42 AM
from the local
fishmommie
02-08-2014, 03:43 AM
police who complimented....
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 03:52 AM
my stomping abilities
FrozenTundra
02-08-2014, 03:53 AM
but still gave
Surfdog
02-08-2014, 03:56 AM
Me a ticket....
1Sarah
02-08-2014, 03:58 AM
For "obnoxious stomping"
fishmommie
02-08-2014, 05:27 AM
so I screamed ....
FrozenTundra
02-08-2014, 05:32 AM
and ran like
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 05:44 AM
the wind, until
FrozenTundra
02-08-2014, 05:48 AM
I spotted a
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 06:27 AM
ten foot toad
fishmommie
02-08-2014, 02:41 PM
with buck teeth.......
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 03:08 PM
and eyes that
FrozenTundra
02-08-2014, 03:59 PM
were crossed like
1Sarah
02-08-2014, 04:24 PM
It was confused
fishmommie
02-08-2014, 05:09 PM
or maybe senile ....
KevinVA
02-08-2014, 05:44 PM
but either way
1Sarah
02-08-2014, 08:05 PM
I had to....
gronlaura
02-08-2014, 11:01 PM
touch his face
Surfdog
02-09-2014, 06:40 PM
Lower body area
FrozenTundra
02-09-2014, 06:41 PM
with a slow
fishmommie
02-09-2014, 06:55 PM
cherry licorice whip
FrozenTundra
02-09-2014, 07:02 PM
that doubles as
fishmommie
02-09-2014, 07:40 PM
Christmas tree garland...
FrozenTundra
02-09-2014, 07:52 PM
that shines really
fishmommie
02-09-2014, 11:17 PM
bright if you ....
FrozenTundra
02-10-2014, 12:44 AM
turn the power
fishmommie
02-10-2014, 01:14 AM
being careful not ....
FrozenTundra
02-10-2014, 01:38 AM
to blow the
fishmommie
02-10-2014, 01:46 AM
roof made of
FrozenTundra
02-10-2014, 02:27 AM
twigs and sticks
KevinVA
02-10-2014, 02:30 AM
...which is another
1Sarah
02-10-2014, 05:09 AM
Story. Mmm chocolate
FrozenTundra
02-10-2014, 05:10 AM
covered strawberries make
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 12:08 AM
Delicious man bait
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 01:25 AM
for those lonely
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 02:37 AM
bar treading souls
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 02:48 AM
that can't stop
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 02:57 AM
goggling over chocolate
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 03:01 AM
and ice cream
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 12:40 PM
Flavoured lollipops that
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 02:58 PM
smelled of sweet
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 03:04 PM
Sweet candy corn
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 03:20 PM
and bear bait ....
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 03:59 PM
to get those
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 04:00 PM
I decide to
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 04:03 PM
head on down
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 04:09 PM
to contestant row
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 04:11 PM
so i can...
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 04:11 PM
bid on fantastic
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 04:17 PM
Prizes and meet
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 04:26 PM
Sasquatch or Godzilla
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 04:28 PM
or other mythical
Surfdog
02-11-2014, 04:31 PM
And literary characters.
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 04:38 PM
And that's when....
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 04:41 PM
Shrek sneezed and
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 05:36 PM
blew donkey away
gronlaura
02-11-2014, 05:40 PM
Poor donkey, he
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 05:42 PM
can't stay quiet
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 06:06 PM
for even a
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 06:17 PM
Or Drew Carey
gronlaura
02-11-2014, 06:37 PM
I'm confused now
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 07:30 PM
so I've decided...
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 07:49 PM
To laugh loudly
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 07:51 PM
and run away
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 08:23 PM
with hands waving
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 08:37 PM
like a little
gronlaura
02-11-2014, 10:27 PM
bug flying thru
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 10:41 PM
causing people to
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 10:43 PM
applaud while eating ...
FrozenTundra
02-11-2014, 10:48 PM
buttered movie popcorn
gronlaura
02-11-2014, 10:58 PM
and creating a
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 11:00 PM
spectacle much like ....
gronlaura
02-11-2014, 11:06 PM
Cecil B DeMille (is that 3 words?)
1Sarah
02-11-2014, 11:15 PM
Whoever that is...
fishmommie
02-11-2014, 11:18 PM
or Steven Speilburg (sp)
KevinVA
02-11-2014, 11:36 PM
while kissing butt
1Sarah
02-12-2014, 12:10 AM
Like it's 1999....
KevinVA
02-12-2014, 01:24 AM
After all that...
FrozenTundra
02-12-2014, 02:09 AM
we still got
KevinVA
02-12-2014, 03:33 AM
a bad case
FrozenTundra
02-12-2014, 05:22 AM
multiple tank syndrome
Surfdog
02-12-2014, 03:48 PM
Effects us all
FrozenTundra
02-12-2014, 03:49 PM
with no hope
1Sarah
02-12-2014, 10:47 PM
Like Justin Bieber
FrozenTundra
02-12-2014, 10:51 PM
who just got
1Sarah
02-12-2014, 11:06 PM
Slapped by a
FrozenTundra
02-12-2014, 11:11 PM
pink elephant mascot
KevinVA
02-13-2014, 04:51 AM
because he's such
FrozenTundra
02-13-2014, 05:29 AM
a wannabe thug
KevinVA
02-13-2014, 01:58 PM
with undescended testicles
1Sarah
02-14-2014, 03:28 AM
And the smallest
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 03:36 AM
that will need
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 04:32 AM
to be shipped
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 04:59 AM
That way, we
eltylT
02-14-2014, 01:33 PM
Can upgrade to....
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 03:19 PM
a better model
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 03:34 PM
which isn't hard
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 03:54 PM
given the subject
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 04:16 PM
is so terrible.
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 04:55 PM
Thank goodness the
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 05:04 PM
new guy can't
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 07:22 PM
so we're in
fishmommie
02-14-2014, 08:33 PM
for a treat ....
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 08:36 PM
of non faked
KevinVA
02-14-2014, 08:52 PM
lip-syncing extravagance
FrozenTundra
02-14-2014, 09:12 PM
unlike the recent
1Sarah
02-15-2014, 01:52 PM
Miley Cyrus spectacle
FrozenTundra
02-15-2014, 04:28 PM
or presidential inauguration
KevinVA
02-15-2014, 04:48 PM
where even idiots
FrozenTundra
02-15-2014, 05:05 PM
make the whitehouse
Surfdog
02-15-2014, 06:52 PM
And especially Congress
KevinVA
02-15-2014, 08:34 PM
appear dumber than
FrozenTundra
02-15-2014, 09:03 PM
a box of....
Surfdog
02-16-2014, 07:25 PM
One penny nails
fishmommie
02-16-2014, 07:27 PM
covered in slime
FrozenTundra
02-16-2014, 07:28 PM
from the icebox
Surfdog
02-21-2014, 12:48 AM
In the garage...
FrozenTundra
02-21-2014, 01:07 AM
with the door
1Sarah
02-21-2014, 03:01 AM
Closed. I jumped
FrozenTundra
02-21-2014, 03:04 AM
when I seen.....
eltylT
02-21-2014, 03:30 AM
What appeared to
KevinVA
02-21-2014, 04:26 AM
be my Southern
1Sarah
02-21-2014, 04:30 AM
Kangapandawiesel take a
KevinVA
02-21-2014, 04:43 AM
dip in the
FrozenTundra
02-21-2014, 06:00 AM
big hot tub...
eltylT
02-21-2014, 02:40 PM
that was so ....
1Sarah
02-21-2014, 03:31 PM
Clogged with fur
bhupeshkhanna
02-21-2014, 04:03 PM
white in color
KevinVA
02-21-2014, 05:37 PM
that it appeared
FrozenTundra
02-21-2014, 05:40 PM
almost snow like
gronlaura
02-21-2014, 05:58 PM
even though the
Surfdog
02-21-2014, 07:16 PM
Water was steaming
FrozenTundra
02-21-2014, 08:11 PM
from slime covered
KevinVA
02-21-2014, 09:23 PM
tantos of doom
Surfdog
02-22-2014, 01:02 AM
Even so I.......
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 01:20 AM
drank the water ...
KevinVA
02-22-2014, 02:24 AM
and grew violently
Triton
02-22-2014, 02:42 AM
Into a huge....
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 03:14 AM
scaly, six-legged ....
Triton
02-22-2014, 03:27 AM
Viscous Man eating
KevinVA
02-22-2014, 04:43 AM
sugar glider of
1Sarah
02-22-2014, 05:13 AM
Death! I was
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 05:35 AM
ravenous which required
KevinVA
02-22-2014, 03:33 PM
sustenance of utmost
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 07:05 PM
decadence like chocolate
FrozenTundra
02-22-2014, 07:16 PM
covered strawberries and
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 08:36 PM
gator-aide spiked with
KevinVA
02-22-2014, 09:49 PM
black beard's special
fishmommie
02-22-2014, 10:17 PM
Aquavite stolen from
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