Three word story

[HODOR]

that begins with...

[mommy1]

There once was...

[KingFisher]

a really weird...

[jeffs99dime]

a lady from

[KingFisher]

Idaho who had...

[mommy1]

annoyed all she...

[KingFisher]

came in contact...

[mommy1]

with by endlessly...

[Goes to 11!]

Which means ENDLESSLY

[mommy1]

as in forever...

[jeffs99dime]

infinitely cast upon

[mommy1]

the poor unsuspecting...

[jeffs99dime]

souls that were

[mommy1]

Forced to listen...

[KingFisher]

to the sound...

[Goes to 11!]

and the fury

[mommy1]

of her endless...

[fishmommie]

wheezing and gasping

[CONE_YAK]

all while she.....

[fishmommie]

clipped her toenails (:o

[jeffs99dime]

while cooking liver

[Dennis Bissett]

advertised as kosher

[fishmommie]

and complained that

[KingFisher]

it was terefah...

[Goes to 11!]

ain't nobody got...

[KingFisher]

tahm fo dat...

[fishmommie]

then she said

[KingFisher]

I got bronchitis...

[Goes to 11!]

and Schistosomiasis also

[fishmommie]

that's coming out

[Dennis Bissett]

of every orifice

[fishmommie]

causing her to

[Goes to 11!]

Suffer horribly and

[fishmommie]

wail hysterically and

[Dennis Bissett]

throw the biggest

[KingFisher]

head of cabbage...

[fishmommie]

at an unsuspecting

[jeffs99dime]

Carnie who was

[Stlouisfish]

shaking like a

[KingFisher]

cold betta in...

[Goes to 11!]

an unheated tank

[fishmommie]

because the heater ...

[mommy1]

kept getting unplugged...

[jeffs99dime]

,unplugged like a

[fishmommie]

rock band without...

[mommy1]

enough brains to...

[jeffs99dime]

play any instruments

[fishmommie]

because they drank ...

[Goes to 11!]

4G unheated water

[fishmommie]

at their last...

[Goes to 11!]

holiday fish fry

[fishmommie]

when Gefilte fish ...

[Goes to 11!]

Is passed over

[fishmommie]

for eggnog and ...

[Goes to 11!]

Isaac Newtons birthday

[fishmommie]

is celebrated by ...

[Goes to 11!]

Many, Usually unknowingly

[fishmommie]

Jimmy Buffet fans ...

[jeffs99dime]

vomit and run

[Goes to 11!]

barefoot on beaches

[jeffs99dime]

made from crushed

[Goes to 11!]

Sharp pop-tops

[jeffs99dime]

and sintered glass

[fishmommie]

and parrot beaks...

[jeffs99dime]

that talk when

[Goes to 11!]

held by your

[fishmommie]

reckless regard for

[Goes to 11!]

[Or even disregard]

[fishmommie]

wasting away again ...

[Shidohari]

On Christmas Eve

[Goes to 11!]

Soon this crap

[jeffs99dime]

will fade away

[fishmommie]

like thoughts of

[jeffs99dime]

"candy canes and...."

[Goes to 11!]

tears in rain

[jeffs99dime]

in sugar lanes

[fishmommie]

while elephants in ...

[jeffs99dime]

a holding pattern

[fishmommie]

play in the

[Goes to 11!]

pleasuredome in Xanadu

[jeffs99dime]

-sang by Rush

[fishmommie]

who forgot the

[Goes to 11!]

Stories Chinese origins

[fishmommie]

which, supposedly, explain ...

[Goes to 11!]

Where Orson Welles

[KingFisher]

got his ideas....

[fishmommie]

which were always ...

[Goes to 11!]

Black & white

[fishmommie]

except for those

[Goes to 11!]

Ted Turner ruined

[fishmommie]

for all mankind...

[Shidohari]

Seeking new Life

[mommy1]

on some distant...

[Goes to 11!]

asteroid named apophis

[jeffs99dime]

Mr. Freshness Saltness

[fishmommie]

pickled his first

[jeffs99dime]

lobster tank Pacu

[fishmommie]

which caused an

[jeffs99dime]

abundance of Borine

[fishmommie]

which the king...

[gurglegurgle]

declared was illegal

[fishmommie]

except on certain

[gurglegurgle]

water change days.

[fishmommie]

because then Pacu

[gurglegurgle]

seasoned with salt

[fishmommie]

tasted deliciously like

[jeffs99dime]

Bad Freshness Saltness

[fishmommie]

requiring more cowbell

[gurglegurgle]

because cowbells are

[jeffs99dime]

tested for Borine

[gurglegurgle]

and borine is....

[Dennis Bissett]

an amalgamation of

[Goes to 11!]

cursing and idiocy

[jeffs99dime]

not needed in

[fishmommie]

conjunction with the

[jeffs99dime]

swimming pool filter

[fishmommie]

which we know

[jeffs99dime]

will never happen

[fishmommie]

because even though

[Goes to 11!]

it's not inspired

[fishmommie]

the neutron regulator

[jeffs99dime]

,the Co2 regulator

[fishmommie]

and the electromagnetic

[jeffs99dime]

pulse flux capacitor

[fishmommie]

blew smoke and

[Goes to 11!]

{Won't go there}
:angel:

[fishmommie]

spewed ash over

[Dennis Bissett]

Grandma's favourite Rhodedendrons (850 your dark side is showing)

[gurglegurgle]

When grandmas mad....

[jeffs99dime]

everyone panics and

[gurglegurgle]

hides behind the

[jeffs99dime]

moving troll statue

[gurglegurgle]

peering around it.....

[jeffs99dime]

this way and

[Goes to 11!]

Meanwhile back at..

[jeffs99dime]

the watering hole

[fishmommie]

where pterodactyls and

[Goes to 11!]

Erudite ladies with

[fishmommie]

parasols and brassknuckles

[Goes to 11!]

And taffy defibrillators

[fishmommie]

ward off unsuspecting

[gurglegurgle]

poo eating scats

[jeffs99dime]

that also eat

[fishmommie]

Ramen noodles with

[jeffs99dime]

poo flavored chum

[fishmommie]

seasoned with asbestos

[jeffs99dime]

and irradiated particulates

[gurglegurgle]

tough fish, scats

[jeffs99dime]

definitely are most

[fishmommie]

susceptible to ion

[gurglegurgle]

exchange resins in

[fishmommie]

poo clogged repositories

[jeffs99dime]

Anyway, to make

[gurglegurgle]

water changes easier

[jeffs99dime]

I find that

[fishmommie]

trench coats and

[gurglegurgle]

hard hats help.

[Goes to 11!]

on first dates

[Greentoads41]

I always remember....

[Dennis Bissett]

that first date

[jeffs99dime]

as well as

[Goes to 11!]

Those Amish eyes

[jeffs99dime]

and button nose

[Goes to 11!]

:nono: Buttons are ostentatious

[jeffs99dime]

unlike velcro snaps :22:

[Dennis Bissett]

which snag uncomfortably

[gurglegurgle]

on the beard.

[KingFisher]

of the dragon...

[jeffs99dime]

that breathes ice

[gurglegurgle]

and needs breathmints

[jeffs99dime]

and dental work

[fishmommie]

along with drastic

[jeffs99dime]

concentrations of heavy

[fishmommie]

metal body piercings

[jeffs99dime]

lips rings, nose

[Dennis Bissett]

all appendages, really

[fishmommie]

resulted in graphic

[jeffs99dime]

dismemberment viewed by

[fishmommie]

some as artistic

[Goes to 11!]

Others an avocation

[fishmommie]

some an abomination

[jeffs99dime]

and still more

[fishmommie]

cowbell is needed :hmm3grin2orange:

[jeffs99dime]

on the track:ssmile:

[fishmommie]

reverberating jubilant vibrations

[Dennis Bissett]

to the chorus

[jeffs99dime]

of rock gods

[Goes to 11!]

Known as Primus

[jeffs99dime]

Les Claypool, Tim
(One of my favorite bands btw- saw them about ten times over the years as well as Purple Onion, The Frog Brigade.)

[Goes to 11!]

Say No More

[jeffs99dime]

People don't know

[fishmommie]

Primus from Propensity

[jeffs99dime]

to Pop Tarts

[fishmommie]

Juggernauts of Breakfast

[jeffs99dime]

, Antipop, Pork Soda

[Goes to 11!]

Grandad's Little Ditty

[fishmommie]

that goes like ....

[jeffs99dime]

"Explorin.....g the Posssssibilities......."

[Goes to 11!]

Forum not safe!:hmm3grin2orange:

[fishmommie]

"Implorin.....g the authorities....":guitar:

[Goes to 11!]

Bring 'em on

[fishmommie]

Extollin ....g the hyperbole.... :guitar:

[jeffs99dime]

That one pulls

[fishmommie]

from extemporaneous extensions

[jeffs99dime]

of knappy headed

[fishmommie]

maltese barking happily

[jeffs99dime]

at fishmommie's POTM.......

(congrats)thumbs2:

[fishmommie]

alternately chasing cars

[gurglegurgle]

while barking ferociously

[jeffs99dime]

with no bark

[gurglegurgle]

and not ferociously

[Dennis Bissett]

actually quite amiably

[fishmommie]

considering the snarling

[jeffs99dime]

and gnashing of

[fishmommie]

chainsaw related injuries

[jeffs99dime]

are a real

[daimen123]

threat to humanity

[jeffs99dime]

as well as

[fishmommie]

jugglers with tremors

[jeffs99dime]

and not tumors

[fishmommie]

like goiter related ...:yeahthat:

[jeffs99dime]

thumbs2:iodine deficiency syndrome

[fishmommie]

caused by massive

[jeffs99dime]

amounts of radiation

[daimen123]

but I hear

[Dennis Bissett]

anythings possible with

[Goes to 11!]

Bass - O - Matic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y

[fishmommie]

an essential household..

[Dennis Bissett]

utility for creation

[KingFisher]

of gross milkshakes...

[Triton]

which raises your...

[KingFisher]

HDL and triglycerides...

[jeffs99dime]

and requires you

[fishmommie]

fibrous and rich...

[jeffs99dime]

milky and creamy

[Goes to 11!]

Meanwhile in Scranton...

[KingFisher]

they eat scrapple...

[fishmommie]

not realizing that

[KingFisher]

it is disgusting...

[Goes to 11!]

like soylent green

[KingFisher]

with less flavor...

[Goes to 11!]

and more bones

[Stlouisfish]

than a banana

[fishmommie]

fermented in stagnant...

[jeffs99dime]

cloudy tank water

[fishmommie]

mimicking sour moonshine

[Dennis Bissett]

in the back

[jeffs99dime]

of a pickup

[fishmommie]

loaded with sheep

[HODOR]

that have giant...